bookd.
lucas bergvall for ballon d'or
tottenham goals per game average: 0.4
Man City5 - 3Sunderland
forgot to put in haaland’s batteries this match i see
Sunderland
Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madrid
for example nothing
Real Madrid
Fulham1 - 1Man United
the question is now who gets sacked first
Fulham
Juventus2 - 0Atalanta
celebrating a clean sheet... juve you are exactly who you think you are. forza juve
JuventusFulham1 - 1Man United
the minute carrick gets sacked he won’t be allowed to breathe within a 500 mile radius of manchester 😭😭 they’re not gonna let him get past the M6. can’t laugh too hard at yanited struggling for a goal tho cus we’ll be facing them in the relegation battle
Man UnitedFulham1 - 1Man United
i mean technically united scored 2 goals 👀 title charge still on lads
Fulham1 - 1Man United
United are so unbelievably shit they are so lucky to get a point from this. Feel for Fulham, they deserved the win as they defended very solidly and Leno was fantastic. Luckily for United Lammens kept them in it with a bunch of great saves and a big deflection at the end got them the point
Fulham1 - 1Man United
What could’ve been a perfect hatewatch week 💔💔
FulhamFulham1 - 1Man Unitedmanchester united threaten to step onto the pitch
FulhamFulham1 - 1Man United
TOTTENHAM 20TH MIND THE GAP🔥🔥🔥
FulhamAtletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madrid
very spursy of them trying to pull a remontada
Fenerbahçe8 - 0Eyüpspor
WE ARE SOOOOOOOOO WINNING THE LEAGUE
FenerbahçeMan City5 - 3Sunderland
SunderlandMan City5 - 3Sunderland
hoes are in fact mad (i’m hoes) but have you considered that
SunderlandMan City5 - 3Sunderlandaverage city game
SunderlandMan City5 - 3Sunderland
What a game! I made a genius decision to switch over from Bournemouth-Liverpool after the 2nd Sunderland goal. City not needing to rely on Haaland to score. Looking like very strong contenders for the title but they need to sure up the defence a bit. Sunderland could’ve had a few more today. Could’ve been 5-5 but not to be. Poor Brobbey scoring a hat trick and still losing. Chaotic game though, reminds me of when City beat Fulham 5-4 last season.
SunderlandMan City5 - 3Sunderland
Your performance will not go unnoticed, Brian.
Sunderland
Norwich3 - 4Bolton
what the fuck?
Norwich
Sevilla1 - 3Barcelonathe last thing you see before getting slimed out in andalusia
Barcelona
Roma2 - 2Inter
it’s impossible to serie a pill me because i hate it
Roma
Brighton3 - 0Arsenal
Pascal Groß has found a new longtime fan only reason this isnt 5stars is cause i have 2 arsenal defenders in my fpl
BrightonBrighton3 - 0Arsenal
tough game, team can't get any way through the swarm today, got me feeling like this for 90+ minutes
BrightonBrighton3 - 0Arsenalmikel arteta to me directly:
BrightonBrighton3 - 0ArsenalDOUBLE THE PAIN AND PASS IT TO THE ARSE there’s something so poetic about tottenham and arsenal losing within hours of each other. we will always be two cheeks of the same ass, no matter how good arsenal get. NAWF LANDAN 🪢
BrightonBrighton3 - 0Arsenal
BrightonBrighton3 - 0ArsenalTHIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB YOU HAVE ONE JOB TOMORROW
BrightonTottenham2 - 3Aston Villa
we do not dezerb this
Aston VillaTottenham2 - 3Aston Villawatching spurs get their first two goals is like shit coming out from constipation, awfully relieving but what a hard push to get there omd
Aston VillaTottenham2 - 3Aston Villasuzuki letting in two spurs goals is like when they let the make-a-wish kid score a touchdown against tom brady. here you go kid, one last hurrah before relegation!
Aston VillaTottenham2 - 3Aston VillaDistracting myself from how shit we are (Genuinely cba to rant anymore I’m glad I don’t have to watch this shit for 3 weeks)
Tottenham2 - 3Aston Villa
me personally i would like to stop suffering every time spurs play chat carried as always ❤️
Tottenham2 - 3Aston Villai need to be hospitalised. robbo stinker all match just for that SPLENDID free kick oh they could never make me hate you andrew. anyways #dezerbiout as usual
Aston VillaTottenham2 - 3Aston Villa
'Villa letting Spurs score this goal is like a depressed 5 year old orphan being given a candy cos he just lost his parents' Posted this and they genuinely let them score one more, Robin Hood of the Premier League!
Aston Villa
Brentford3 - 0Chelseashould we apologize to liam rosenior? should we invite bella hadid?
BrentfordMan United2 - 3Brightonevery loss for man utd is a win for me. up the gulls mate
BrightonLiverpool3 - 1Tottenhammatch so boring i slept through it and then found out spurs scored. maybe a prem goal next!
Liverpool