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Messi saved my broke chungus life

Created June 2026
Nations League
Croatia0 - 7England
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elz
elz@elz
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4d ago

England are destroying Croatia 7-0!! The crowd sideplot:

Player of the match
Bukayo Saka
England
2
Nations League
Croatia0 - 7England
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sarahahaha
sarahahaha@sarahahaha
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4d ago

6 thousand croatian children witnessing the massacre of their national team #feelsbadman

Player of the match
Jude Bellingham
England
11
Nations League
Rep. Of Ireland1 - 1Israel
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finky
finky@finky
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3d ago
Player of the match
Troy Parrott
Rep. Of Ireland
3
Primera División Femenina
Barcelona W7 - 0Real Madrid W
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santos
santos@santos
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3d ago

WERE SO FUCKING GOATED OMG VISCA BARÇA 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Player of the match
Clàudia Pina
Barcelona W
Nations League
Croatia0 - 7England
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rururella
rururella@rururella
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4d ago

croatian kids attending to enjoy the game and make happy memories only to end up having to watch england brutally murder their team

Player of the match
Jude Bellingham
England
9
Friendlies
Argentina7 - 0Burkina Faso
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neuller
neuller@neuller
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4d ago

who wants a shoutout in my suicide note in 3 days 😂😂🔥🔥🔥

Player of the match
Razack Guira
7
Friendlies
Argentina4 - 0Bolivia
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cinemashes
cinemashes@cinemashes
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

We’re getting so close to Messi’s farewell ceremony 💔

Player of the match
Lautaro Martínez
Inter
4
Nations League
Czechia0 - 2England
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olisae
olisae@olisae
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

“4 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 4 useful teammates

Player of the match
Anthony Gordon
England
2
Friendlies
Argentina4 - 0Bolivia
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neuller
neuller@neuller
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

pionel i miss you already

Player of the match
Lautaro Martínez
Inter
UEFA Champions League Women
Roma W0 - 6Barcelona W
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midgetlover
midgetlover@midgetlover
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Both Barcelona Men and Women are the same; I expect double digit goals every time and am never satisfied.

Player of the match
Caroline Hansen
Barcelona W
Friendlies
Tajikistan2 - 4Palestine
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finky
finky@finky
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

PALESTINE BALL 📲📲📲📲🇵🇸🇵🇸❤️ HEALINGS ALL AROUND

Player of the match
Oday Dabbagh
Palestine
5
Nations League
England2 - 3Spain
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corinthians
corinthians@corinthians
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

que sorte do caralho ter o lamine yamal na sua seleção el que no salta es un ingles!!!! vamosss 🇪🇸🇪🇸

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Spain
8
MLS
Columbus Crew2 - 1Inter Miami
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neuller
neuller@neuller
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

i vandalized the charlie kirk statue outside of turning point usa’s phoenix headquarters on september 13. my name is rocco ríos novo and i play for inter miami cf

Player of the match
Victor Rivas
Referee
7
MLS
Columbus Crew2 - 1Inter Miami
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jenna
jenna@jenna
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

when my eyes have the audacity to open in the morning so i curse my entire lineage going back to genghis khan cos that means i have to wake up and see the goat lose to some random fucks from columbus

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Inter Miami
MLS
Columbus Crew2 - 1Inter Miami
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ane
ane@ane
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

ref can i get a yellow too? i’m getting fomo

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Inter Miami
MLS
Columbus Crew2 - 1Inter Miami
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roze
roze@roze
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Can Messi just postpone his retirement forever? Fuck ferran btw

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Inter Miami
2
UEFA Champions League Women
Barcelona W5 - 2Paris W
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eliz
eliz@eliz
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

Vamosss💙❤️

Player of the match
Caroline Hansen
Barcelona W
World Cup
Argentina3 - 0Croatia
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syrianeze
syrianeze@syrianeze
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★16 May 2026

The way Messi would dominate every World Cup game stopped feeling like football, it felt like a film in middle of its third act, every scene falling into place perfectly

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
1
World Cup
Argentina3 - 3France
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syrianeze
syrianeze@syrianeze
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★15 May 2026

If December 18th were a prison cell, I would have swallowed its keys.

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
2
MLS
Inter Miami2 - 2San Diego
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neuller
neuller@neuller
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

we drew 😂😂😂 to SAN DIEGO 😂😂 at home 😂😂😂😂 david beckham sleep with one eye open i got something for ur ass

Player of the match
Carlos Antunes
San Diego
3
MLS
Inter Miami2 - 2San Diego
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jenna
jenna@jenna
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

pqp neymar burro pra caralho se tivesse ido pro inter miami e parado de ficar de palhaçada nesse santos merda a gente tinha metido o terceiro e completado o msn but whatever

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Inter Miami
3
Premier League
Man City5 - 3Sunderland
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syrianeze
syrianeze@syrianeze
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

HES IN YOUR HEAD HES IN YOUR HEAD ENZO ENZO ENZO

Player of the match
Brian Brobbey
Sunderland
La Liga
Sevilla1 - 3Barcelona
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eliz
eliz@eliz
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

RAPHINHA I LOVE YOU. Ive seen enough. Build the club around Raphinha. Build the city around Raphinha. Build him a statue.

Player of the match
Raphinha
Barcelona
5
Campeones Cup
Inter Miami2 - 0Cruz Azul
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raw
raw@raw
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

A goal and an assist from the one and only goat that led to his 49th career trophy and the 5th with Miami 🐐❤️❤️❤️❤️! And we should celebrate the clean sheet as well!

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Inter Miami
La Liga
Levante2 - 4Barcelona
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taha
taha@taha
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

i’m surprised we didn’t concede more to be completely honest, this is a wake up call and there’s some imposters in our defense that need to fix up. raphamine i love you

Player of the match
Raphinha
Barcelona
13
MLS
Inter Miami2 - 2Nashville
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leslieee
leslieee@leslieee
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

inter miami: believable team.

Player of the match
Samuel Surridge
Nashville
2
Champions League
Barcelona5 - 1Feyenoord
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lisa
lisa@lisa
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

extremely grateful for this amazing experience, the match was 10/10 thanks to our players: the atmosphere, the chants and the result were outstanding and i’m glad to be a part of it🥹❤️ didn’t have a dry spot after the rain, but all the suffering was worth it anyways, lamine, have my children. Joan garcia es de la masia.

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Barcelona
13
Champions League
Barcelona5 - 1Feyenoord
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apg
apg@apg
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

Not even amnesia can make me forget my love for this club

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Barcelona
5
Champions League
Barcelona5 - 1Feyenoord
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mudkipz_101
mudkipz_101@mudkipz_101
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

RAPHINHA ARE YOU MAD 😭😭

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Barcelona
6
Champions League
Barcelona5 - 1Feyenoord
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midgetlover
midgetlover@midgetlover
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

Raphinha - G/A and press monster Yamal - Bathed by Messi and has unlocked free kicks Pedri - Spin demon Rodri - Plays better on one leg than two Fermin - Plays with pure hatred in his heart Joan Garcia - Superman Cubarsi - Child labourer Adeyemi - Hated by TLB Gordon - Princess Diana Christensen - Cat Culer Kounde - Kounde Negreria Allegations - So back Grandma...that 6th UCL could be this season.

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Barcelona
8