bookd.
France4 - 1Belgium
first edf game i’ve ever watched at the stadium and it was with one of my besties and we won 4-1 thanks to Doué Cherki and Olise like WHAT MORE COULD I ASK FOR (i’m so sad Mbappe and Upamecano weren’t there tho but i can’t wait to see them one day 🙏💗💗)
France
Cyprus2 - 1Latvia
assvia this nations league: 4 matches 0 wins 3 losses 2 goals 4 shots on target 1 point 3 of kat’s days ruined RELEGATE THEM NOW!!!!!
Latvia
Croatia0 - 7England
i hope those croatian children suppress their memories of this day as a trauma response. for the good of us all
EnglandCroatia0 - 7England
croatian kids attending to enjoy the game and make happy memories only to end up having to watch england brutally murder their team
EnglandCroatia0 - 7England
England are destroying Croatia 7-0!! The crowd sideplot:
EnglandBelgium3 - 0Türkiye
i had a class test. when i was done, i shouted "TEACHER, I'M TÜRKIYE!" my teacher looked at me and smiled. she knew i was finished.
BelgiumLatvia1 - 2Montenegro
SCORED A GOAL VS MONTENEGRO IN THE NATIONS LEAGUE YOU’LL NEVER SING THAT 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Montenegro
Czechia0 - 2England
snoozefest but we take those bc the other option with tuchelball is tactical disasterclass
EnglandLatvia0 - 0Cyprus
cyprus and latvia enemies to lovers of the kingdom of mid #MARCUSEDWARDSISTILLLOVEYOU
Cyprus
Latvia0 - 0Cyprus
tactical assterclass
Armenia2 - 0Latvia
if @lukamos was on the pitch this would’ve been a different story… latvia i have become very fond of you, you will have your remontada soon i know it. 90 minutes in riga is a VERY long time. here’s to more latvia lovewatches ♥️🤍♥️
Armenia2 - 0Latvia2 stars in solidarity with @lukamos glory to the beautiful nation of latvia 🙏🙏 this is not the end 🙏🙏🙏
Fulham1 - 1Man United
the minute carrick gets sacked he won’t be allowed to breathe within a 500 mile radius of manchester 😭😭 they’re not gonna let him get past the M6. can’t laugh too hard at yanited struggling for a goal tho cus we’ll be facing them in the relegation battle
Man UnitedFulham1 - 1Man United
Martinez sabotaging united so he can leave that shit club for cheap when they get relegated
Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madrid
always happy to be reminded that neither of these teams are scary at all lol
Real Madrid
Brighton3 - 0Arsenal
I can’t believe we got pecked by the seagulls, FUCK! Always hated seagulls… Anyway, Brighton were brilliant. Faster at every step, absolutely frenetic pressing, and just wanted it more. Made everything very uncomfortable and difficult for us, and played their hearts out. Kudos to them, well played. I haven’t seen the Arsenal this off the pace in a long time. It wasn’t a matter of not having any ideas going forward, we seemed to have plenty of ideas, we just couldn’t pull any of them off it seemed. Slow to everything, midfielders dropping deep to receive and leaving an enormous void in the center of the pitch, where the Brighton press just snapped up every loose ball or loose pass. It’s like we knew what to do, we just weren’t doing it. Reacting instead of acting, and facing a tempo this high, that was a recipe for disaster. Watching the players get visibly more and more frustrated as they misplaced passes, mistimed runs, and were beaten to loose balls made me unbelievably frustrated as well. I’m not going to let emotion take over and declare the sign of the end times. Yes, we were dogshit on the pitch, but I’m not really worried yet. Some players could really be giving me more (ahem, Eze, looking at you…), and certain combinations just weren’t working at all (Konsa and Gabriel looked uneasy next to each other), but there’s certainly a cause for this which I’m confident they’ll iron out. The whole match looked like Arsenal had all been poisoned, and Brighton had all smoked crack in the tunnel before coming out, and we’ve seen enough of this Arsenal team to know that’s pretty out of character. Shit games happen, better now than later I guess. Saka is indecisive in front of goal, and is taking 1-2 too many touches. Havertz needs to put that away, but nice combo with Gyokeres. Calafiori is a total footballer. Dowman🫰 The only silver lining is that we didn’t give up a 2-goal lead, at least… The next seagull I see, I’m wringing its neck, sorry mate. COYG❤️🤍
Brighton3 - 0Arsenal
every day of my life is literally worse than the last
Tottenham2 - 3Aston Villa
maybe if spurs spend another 400 million they’ll finish top half next season… in the championship ❤️
Aston Villa
Bayern7 - 0Union Berlin
MUSIALA IS SO BACK
BayernBayern7 - 0Union Berlinthe kit was serving 2016 galaxy wolf print realness. absolute legends.
BayernBayern7 - 0Union Berlin
they didnt let my boy breathe bro😭
Bayern
Ipswich2 - 4Arsenal
Max Dowman:
ArsenalIpswich2 - 4Arsenal
would’ve been five stars just for the fun of it but kepa likes to piss me the fuck off
ArsenalIpswich2 - 4Arsenal
Max, take a bow man
Ipswich2 - 4Arsenalan arsenal game that has me smiling?? in this economy?? also this proves that without david raya we are cooked kepa? more like try to kepa clean sheet.
ArsenalIpswich2 - 4Arsenal
max dowman you are so loved ❤️🩹 also 5 (technically 6) hale enders on one pitch is so cool
Man United0 - 1Man City
my first mistake was to trust man utd 💔 lowk didn’t want anyone to win lol but city is 100% the worst option of the two… The Bald™️ scoring that bum ass goal i’m so IRRITATED why do hatewatches never work out man
Sunderland0 - 2Arsenal
the price of believing in raya when he was ‘shite’ and competing with ramsdale.. my goatkeeper mann🙏🙏
ArsenalSunderland0 - 2Arsenalfinally the 0-0 curse of 12 sep matches is LIFTED second half genuinely felt like an ai generated script but thank god for david raya and @ ref next time when you give out yellow cards can you include me too?i felt really left out 😔😔
Arsenal