bookd.
Cyprus2 - 1Latvia
nu man nav ko teikt 😭 everytime something good with this FUCKING team happens, it never lasts. and i know it’s just a nations league match, but FORGIVE ME FOR WANTING MY COUNTRY TO WIN AT LEAST ONE MATCH. APPARENTLY, THAT’S TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR. FUCK MY LIFE I CAN’T HAVE ONE GOOD DAY WITH THIS TEAM. MY ENTIRE WEEK WAS RESTING ON THIS. FUCKS SAKE. THERE’S A REASON I NEVER WATCHED THEM. LET’S STICK TO THE SPORTS WE’RE ACTUALLY GOOD AT. matrevics i love you, we would’ve conceded like ten more goals if not for you. i was happy that we scored first but that didn’t last long and yeah es nezinu ko teikt. for fucks sake.
Latvia
Croatia0 - 7Englandlatvia goal yesterday, saka brace today… there aren’t enough words to express the joy i am feeling.
Belgium3 - 0Türkiye
arda güler, blink twice if you need help
BelgiumLatvia1 - 2Montenegro
a latvia goal in THE year of 2026? 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 i will be riding this high until the next match. i was about to lose it all when we were 2-0 down for most of the match, but my country managed to save me. they pulled me out of the trenches. when i dream, i will dream of that moment. when i wake up, the first thing i will think of is that goal. when i watch any match from now on, all i will think about is how (almost) nothing will compare to the absolute EUPHORIA the goal gave me. when i have children, i will respectively name them markuss strods and latvia vs montenegro 1-2. because a moment like this should be immortalised. when they ask me why i named them after this match, despite losing? hah. i’ll tell them it’s to remind them, and myself, that even the things which seem impossible can indeed happen. will i be this happy in the next match? absolutely not! i’ll be back in the trenches. but for now, i will allow myself to enjoy the One goal that LATVIA scored. i think that i deserve that. and how could i not mention my beloved rye, who has sat through these painful matches with me? i am glad that we were able to witness history together. WE WILL NEVER FORGET 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
Germany2 - 0Serbia
already used my woltemade joke so i don’t have anything else to say… scratches head
Czechia0 - 2Englandengland whenever you ask them for an exciting match
Latvia0 - 0CyprusDievs, svētī Latviju Mūs' dārgo tēviju Svētī jel Latviju Ak, svētī jel to! Dievs, svētī Latviju Mūs' dārgo tēviju Svētī jel Latviju Ak, svētī jel to! Kur latvju meitas zied Kur latvju dēli dzied Laid mums tur laimē diet Mūs' Latvijā! Kur latvju meitas zied Kur latvju dēli dzied Laid mums tur laimē diet Mūs' Latvijā!
England2 - 3Spain
thomas you can tuchel my balls 🖕
Armenia2 - 0Latviawhen we started suggesting the idea of a remontada 😭 (thank you to me friends for suffering through this with me and supporting my country, ily guys ❤️)
Milan3 - 0Lecce
that was pretty puliSICK 😂🫵
Milan
Fulham1 - 1Man United
this match did give me a headache, but at least fulham scored in the funniest way possible
Fulham
Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madrid
weekend was shit but at least rma lost ❤️
Tottenham2 - 3Aston Villa
convinced that de zerbi’s letting the team lose so that he can get the fuck out of there quicker 😭 but hey, an almost remontada is progress!
Bayern7 - 0Union Berlin
this rid me of my horrible illness, thank you bayern 🙏 (and musiala goal, we Rejoice)
Bayern
Ipswich2 - 4Arsenalmax you are something special WOW. also merino scored, i love my life
Arsenal
Leeds4 - 1Newcastle
really farken showed them eh 😂😂🙏
LeedsMan United0 - 1Man City
honestly found it quite exciting until city won 😭
Sunderland0 - 2Arsenalsexy goal and sexy raya, what more can i ask for 😏
ArsenalTottenham0 - 0Everton
spurs and everton were being nice to each other by not scoring ❤️
Germany1 - 0Argentina
proper ball that
Germany
Beşiktaş3 - 0Erzurumspor
i am pleased to see trossard score but it just doesn’t hit the same as it used to 😔
Bayern5 - 0Bodo/Glimt
first half was a bit of a snooze fest, but WOW what a second half! musiala goal and olise brace 🥹🥹 #weup and of course, i had the nicest people to talk to throughout the match!
Real Madrid2 - 1Inter
the football left everyone
Real MadridArsenal2 - 1Chelsea
xabi brutally mogged by teta #iktr
Arsenal
Aston Villa0 - 1Arsenali had to piss so badly but i made myself sit and watch to the end of the match, feels like i enjoy torturing myself atp cus that was NOT worth it 😂
Real Madrid4 - 1Real Sociedad
baps hattrick okayyyy
Real MadridTottenham5 - 1Charlton
roberto de poopie 😂😂😂🙏 spurs were looking alright in the second half, savio especially. what a debut 🙂↕️
TottenhamFulham2 - 3Chelseapalmer? i don’t even know her 😂🙏
Chelsea
Genoa0 - 2Napoli
i have not watched a single serie a match in my life, but they were showing this on the ferry and i thought what the hell, sure, i’ll tune in to this. the match was lowkey boring until kdb came on and scored that first goal. second goal was just unlucky and i felt sad for genoa 😭 also forgot about højlund for a hot minute, is he faring better in serie a than he did in the prem? idfk
NapoliArsenal3 - 0Coventry
feeling emosh about øde
ArsenalArsenal3 - 0Man CityFAMILY FCCCC oh it’s always such a joy to see city lose 😼
Arsenal
France4 - 6Englandsaka hattrick… ouuuuu anyways it was so lovely to see the teams being so friendly with each other, especially after whatever the fuck that spain-arg final was 😭 of course, it’s different when the match is low stakes, but i still enjoyed it and wished that this could’ve been the final.
EnglandSpain1 - 0Argentinanot a particularly exciting match, mostly because of the dirty football argentina were playing 😒. if anyone deserved to score the winner, it would be ferran torres of course. i’m so happy for him! spain winning was already spectacular, but the cherry on top was enzo getting sent off. the man got what he deserved LMAOOOO anyways, this world cup wasn’t really world cupping. the halftime show was overstimulating and it felt so odd to have the USA trying to send this message of unity and peace and shit, especially with tr**p in the stadium. but argentina lost, so i’m happy with how this world cup ended. spain saved football 😛 also this match was so much more interesting to watch with my friends ahaha, i think i would’ve died from boredom had i watched it by meself. cus let’s be so fr, it was a nothing burger. ALSO MERINO IS SUCH A STARRRRR I AM BEYOND HAPPY FOR HIM!!!!!!!!!!!
Spain
France0 - 2Spainyeahhh france’s attack was nonexistent. and saliba coming off… well.
Spain