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Manchester City W4 - 2Arsenal W
You must be sick if you are enjoying this Arsenal downfall Me:
Manchester City W
West Ham W0 - 3Chelsea W
A frustrating first half from us where we got our first shot on target only in the 38th minute which thankfully we immediately converted into a goal. 2nd half we looked much better and stronger. West Ham defended well but predictably, parking the bus for 90 minutes will only get you so far and they collapsed towards the end. So happy that Hamano got on the scoresheet!! She worked so hard for it and absolutely deserves it. Mind boggling why we spent cca 500.000EUR on Dragoni only for her to play 18 minutes so far. I was certain she would get minutes today in order to rest some of our key players, I really want to know what the issue is. Walsh brilliant as always and easily POTM. UTC 💙
Chelsea W
Croatia0 - 7England
Can't pick what's worse: forcing 6000 kids to watch this performance (if we can call it that) or forcing 6000 kids to spend 90 minutes at Rujevica. Both should count as some sort of violation of the Geneva Conventions.
Austria Wien W1 - 1Inter Milano W
Finally watched the game today and god what an awful first half from us. Truly horrendous. 2nd half looked so much better and honestly in the end we got lucky and managed to secure us a draw. Lots of things to improve on but who cares atm, first time in Champions League and we are 2/2 games unbeaten. HOLD THAT 🖤💙
Inter Milano W
Lyon W0 - 0Chelsea WHonestly was not expecting much from today since we played on Sunday and you could see how many of our players were tired so in the end I am okay with this result. This was definitely our hardest opponent in the league phase and considering Lyon has insane form atm, scoring on average 7.5 goals per match, it could've been much much worse. At least we are the first team to make them lose points this season so one thing to be happy about. A strong shift from Buurman and Hampton today. Wish Sonia did more changes though, could've benefited from having Sandy or Dragoni on the pitch but eh, no point in talking about it now. So proud of all of the girls and I hope they get their well deserved rest now. UTC 💙
Chelsea W
Spain4 - 1CroatiaBilić je odabrao jedan od najjačih, ako ne i najjači, sastav protiv Češke, a protiv svjetskih prvaka smo krenuli sa dobrim vibrama i Mišićem i Pongračićem 😭 Još smo i dobro prošli hahaha
CroatiaChelsea W3 - 1Arsenal WOn a high from the win today so let me revisit the funniest Chelsea Arsenal derby. Game was delayed a lot because Arsenal by accident brought white socks to Stamford Bridge and due to kit clash they had to go get our black socks from the megastore 😭 Most bizzare event ever but god twitter was so funny that day. I remember scrolling for hours reading everyone's jokes and comments. Nüsken put one hell of a shift and was involved in all of the goals, what a performance from her. UTC and Up the Socks 🔥
Chelsea WChelsea W1 - 0Arsenal WWhat a performance from the team, we completely locked in and got a huge win 💙 so proud of the girls, Bronze and McCabe were simply brilliant and got us the clean sheet. I just wish our strikers had better form but luckily Alyssa found the net today. Hope we keep up this effort in the following matches as well. London is once again blue 💙💙💙 UTC BTW The 2nd picture makes me laugh so much...still feels like a fever dream to see Katie in Chelsea blue 😭
Chelsea W
Manchester United W2 - 1West Ham WCaught only the 2nd half but a strong display from man united! Medina is once again their best player on the pitch, what a signing she has been for them! Unlucky for West Ham, but at least they got a goal in the stoppage time.
Manchester United W
Czechia1 - 2CroatiaGame went on exactly as I expected: being annoyed at Modrić knowing a class goal is coming, telling my friend that we need to bring on Pašalić x2 in order to elevate our game and Pašalić no.2 ended up scoring the winning goal & predicted the result (even though this was the most obvious 1-2 game ever). A classic Croatian game, but the real test will be the next two games. Bilić lead us to glory 🫡
CroatiaChelsea W1 - 0Austria Wien W3 points are 3 points but god that was an awful watch. No creativity and no passion and on top of that our next two games are against Arsenal and Lyon lmfao. We desperately need LJ to be fit in order to make something out of this team. McCabe put one hell of a shift today, I am starting to like her. Good fight from Austria Wien, they were the better team in the second half but they were unlucky not to score. Wanted to wish them more luck in their next UWCL game but since they are playing against Inter I hope they lose again 💙
Chelsea W
Real Madrid W1 - 1Paris Saint Germain W
Watched only the first half but I expected more from both teams. I guess a draw is the fair result.
Real Madrid WInter Milano W1 - 0Häcken W
What a way to start our first ever Champions League campaign!! Whole squad put one hell of a shift and we were more dominant throughout the whole game which made me sooo happy! However, on more than one occasion we were shaky and made reckless mistakes that thankfully Häcken did not take advantage on. Hope we continue strong like this against Austria Wien. Forza nerazzurre 🖤💙
Inter Milano W
Dinamo Zagreb3 - 2Lokomotiva Zagreb
In other shocking news, Dinamo beat Dinamo 2. So unexpected!!
Dinamo Zagreb
HNK Rijeka3 - 0HNK Hajduk Split
My bad for expecting Hajduk to lock in, absolutely horrible defending from them and Rijeka's attack (and defense) were ruthless. At least Garcia's headloss and red card were hilarious so thanks Rijeka for that ❤️ always nice to see him miserable!
HNK RijekaIstra 19610 - 1HNK Gorica
We were the better team but this is sadly just one of those games where nothing we did or would do would end up in the net. Mostly because Josipović decided to give a performance of a lifetime and stop even the impossible shots. Thanks to him Gorica got their first win of the season. Player wise, I think our best player were Frederiksen and Šepić. Sadly all of Frederiksen incredible shots were stopped by Josipović. Also I guess Tomich can only score against 4th tier clubs. Once again Kadušić came on in the last moments of the game and right after we conceded a goal. Sure, the goal is not on him but he weakens our defense instead of strengthening it and we will always concede with him on the team. We always seem to struggle in the last minutes and we need to fix this as soon as possible. Last game against Rudeš was a wake up call that we clearly did not listen. Most bizarre moment was power going out in the 2nd half. This is the 2nd time this has happened, just thankfully this time it did not happen at a crucial time. I hope the city and the club make sure this does not happen again because it is embarrassing. Forza Istra 💚💛
HNK Gorica
Rudes2 - 2Slaven Belupo
Congrats to Rudeš on securing one point from this match - only 6 more to surpass their hugeee 9 point campaign in 23/24 and it is only September 🔥
Rudes
Hapoel Beer Sheva0 - 0Dinamo ZagrebBijeda i jad...ovo su trebala biti 3 boda a ne jedva izvući bod (realno nisu ga ni zaslužili).
Dinamo Zagreb
Vrbovec0 - 6HNK RijekaWatched just the first half but that red card was so stupid, Vrbovec this is the reason why you are in the fifth tier of Croatian football 😭
HNK RijekaInter5 - 3Udinese
An entertaining game but god I wish we did not concede 2 goals immediately at the beginning. Comeback gimmick is getting old. We need to fix our defending asap and Martinez needs to up his game because those goals should've never happened. Very happy for Barella though, he was brilliant in this game, it looks like he found his spark again. Next is match against Roma and I honestly do not know which way it will go but I am excited! We need to start the match much stronger than here.
InterHNK Gorica2 - 2Varazdin
What a match!! Varaždin was more dominant for the whole game but sadly they failed to convert most of their chances. It is really obvious that they are missing Mamut's clinical touch. Gorica should be way happier with the final result as Cvijanović scored a banger in the final seconds of the game. Unfortunately, they still sit at the bottom of the table. A nice finish to conclude 7th matchday 🔥
HNK GoricaIstra 19613 - 2RudesYou put Kadušić on in the 83rd minute and two minutes later you concede 2 goals. Coincidence? I think not!! Get him out of the clubbbbb!! Would've been a 5 star game if we did not almost bottle it, absolutely unnecessary and ridiculous. We completely relaxed in the end instead of finishing the game strong which should never happen again. But anyways, let's focus on the absolute stellar performance from Emil Frederiksen!!! What a player, he is officially tied with Beljo as the league's top scorer! So so proud of him and so very deserving. Also I have to mention Škafar Žužić as well, he has been killing it. What a shame he hit the post in the 2nd half because that would've been one hell of a goal. Hoping to see even better performance next week against Gorica. FORZA ISTRA 💚💛
Istra 1961Manchester United W0 - 5Chelsea WWhat a strong perfomance today, clearly we learned a lot from that poor performance against Aston Villa. Wish we were a bit more clinical in finalizing our shots but hopefully with the return of Mayra and Melvine we will do better. Incredible performance from Walsh and James today!! But damn the difference in shots is insane, I hope MU finds a way to fix their issues otherwise it will be a painful season for them.
Chelsea WLokomotiva Zagreb1 - 1HNK Rijeka2/2 successful hatewatches today 😁
Lokomotiva Zagreb
Osijek4 - 2Dinamo ZagrebWHAT. A. MATCH!!!!! Definitely the best match of the season so far 🔥 Osijek put on a hell of a shift, especially Vrbančić and León. The last 5 minutes were insaneee. Also, congratulations to Osijek for copying Istra's last season performance of getting knocked out of the cup by a lower tier team then playing against Dinamo at home and winning!!!!!!
OsijekChelsea2 - 2Hull City
We got half mauled by the tigers 🔥 Hull were a much better side so if anything they should be the ones disappointed by the loss of 2 points. Jakirović ball seems unstoppable! Very poor defensive performance from us but that was sadly expected. Grateful we signed Rogers, without him we would be even more ass. Anyways, Lauren James ball awaits me tomorrow so hopefully it will make me forget this match.
Hull City
Racing Santander2 - 1Alaves
Disappointing loss but my GOAT Ville Koski scored his first goal for Alaves so I am happy for him 🔥 title charge is still on #trusttheprocess
Alaves
Bayern5 - 0Bodo/Glimt
Bayern
Como4 - 1RB Leipzig
Congrats to Martin Baturina on scoring Como’s first-ever Champions League goal (and being Como’s first MOTM in Champions League)!!! Sooo proud 🇭🇷❤️
ComoChelsea6 - 3Leeds
How the second half felt like:
Chelsea
Segesta Sisak3 - 1OsijekOsijek should consider themselves lucky that Segesta Sisak put only 3 goals past them considering that they scored 18 goals in their last cup game!!
Real Madrid2 - 1InterWe put up a good fight but it wasn't enough and our mistakes cost us the game. Oh well, we go again next week. Forza nerazzurri!!!
Inter
Zagorec0 - 5Istra 19615 goals for 5 stars!! Such an entertaining game that I totally watched, thank you Istra for providing us with such a good livestream!! Enjoyed every second of it!! Tomich first starting eleven appearance and he got himself a hattrick!! Hoping to see this type of goalscoring in the league as well. Tomich MOTM but since the squad is not updated for the cup I will just choose our previous number 9 (still pissed he scored against us and took away our 3 points in the Dinamo match) I hope this cup run will be better than our last year's cup run (the bar is in hell).
Dinamo ZagrebAlaves5 - 2Osasuna
WE ARE WINNING THE LEAGUE 🔥 (and increasing Istra's budget by at least 100% 🔥🔥) Koski was the worst Alaves player today but I forgive you king!! Let me rewatch your masterclass against Osijek last year. Great performance from Budimir though, I am curious if Bilić will choose him or Musa (who has an incredible season so far) as no.1 striker. Wanted to give him MOTM but Boyé and his hattrick deserve it more.
Alaves
Arsenal2 - 1ChelseaChelsea men and women letting me down in one weekend #WEARESOBACK
ChelseaHNK Rijeka4 - 1OsijekIstra conceded only 3 goals on Rujevica
HNK RijekaInter3 - 2Napoli
I'll più grande che c'è 🖤💙 Capitano per favore non ci lasci mai!!
Inter
Fulham2 - 3Crystal Palace
Entertaining game while I waited for Inter - Napoli to start. Chillwell scoring the winning goal made me happy 💙💙
Crystal Palace
Fiorentina1 - 2Torino
A decent game, gutted for Fiorentina but hopefully next week's match against Venezia will bring them first points of the season. Kulenović benched 👀
Torino