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La Liga
Barcelona5 - 2Rayo Vallecano
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

This is Raphinha’s season.

Player of the match
Raphinha
Barcelona
Premier League
Man United5 - 2Ipswich
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2d ago

Definitely a dominant 2nd half from United but a poor 1st half. Ipswich definitely could’ve held onto a draw or maybe even a win if it wasn’t for Nunez reincarnating into Slippy G.

Player of the match
Bruno Fernandes
Man United
Premier League
Tottenham0 - 2Newcastle
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3d ago

Genuinely what can save spurs now

Player of the match
Lukáš Horníček
Newcastle
Bundesliga
Bayern5 - 1Stuttgart
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4d ago

PREDICTION MASTER

Player of the match
Joshua Kimmich
Bayern
La Liga
Barcelona2 - 0Athletic Club
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5d ago

I swear to god, goalkeepers will turn into prime Neuer against us, and then in another Laliga match will turn into Onana.

Player of the match
Unai Simón
Athletic Club
FIFA Club World Cup
Chelsea3 - 0PSG
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5d ago

This match was genuinely insane, never write Chelsea off in finals

Player of the match
Cole Palmer
Chelsea
Champions League
Man City1 - 0Inter
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5d ago

First ucl final watch, cheers 👍

Player of the match
Rodri
Man City
Champions League
Arsenal3 - 0Real Madrid
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5d ago

Inject this shit in my VIENS

Player of the match
Declan Rice
Arsenal
Copa del Rey
Barcelona3 - 2Real Madrid
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5d ago

Scenes when modric assisted

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Barcelona
World Cup
Spain1 - 0Argentina
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6d ago

I think a lot of people (including me) went into this World Cup final thinking it’ll top the 2022 final. I was thinking of a 3-2 or 2-1, hell even 1-1 would’ve been better. But a 1-0 World Cup final is flavorless. Argentina came into this final without a plan, every player on that pitch wearing white and blue looked clueless. Even Messi was off despite having one of the greatest World Cup campaigns. It’s such a shame this final was so anti-climactic. Because the story was so well made, the greatest of all time versus the greatest of today. And then we wait 114 minutes for a goal by Ferran. I’m not trying to take away the performance Spain made, they showed from the start of this tournament that this was their World Cup. I just wish Argentina had the same passion and blood for this final.

Player of the match
Emiliano Martínez
Argentina
La Liga
Espanyol0 - 2Barcelona
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6d ago

Joan had every reason to fumble here, and yet the goat made one of the best goalkeeper performances

Player of the match
Joan García
Barcelona
La Liga
Espanyol0 - 2Barcelona
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6d ago

I find it incredibly funny Lamine scored a banger on Joan before he joined us

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Barcelona
Friendlies Clubs
Barcelona2 - 1Al Ahly
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6d ago

This trophy means more than a treble

Player of the match
H. Abdelkarim
Champions League
Dortmund3 - 1Barcelona
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Despite having a heart attack, I have a soft spot for Dortmund. Obviously I wanted Barca to go through but Dortmund fought so well that it hurt having to knock them out.

Player of the match
Serhou Guirassy
Dortmund
Champions League
Monaco2 - 1Barcelona
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Yk how poetic it would’ve been if we made it to the UCL final after losing the first match.

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Barcelona
Champions League
Barcelona3 - 1Napoli
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Everyone was talking abt Yamal rising around this time, but NO ONE was talking about Cubarsi. Such a fucking prodigy that im so happy Barcelona created. He proceeded to Lock up Mbappe in the next game at just 17 YEARS OLD. This kid has the experience of playing in Europe for 10 years and he is still growing. This match is what made me feel safe of having a 17 year old boy defending in the back.

Player of the match
Pau Cubarsí
Barcelona
Champions League
Benfica0 - 1Barcelona
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Tek retiring then coming back:

Player of the match
Wojciech Szczęsny
Barcelona
Champions League
Club Brugge KV3 - 3Barcelona
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

I don’t think I’ve been more annoyed at this fucking club than this day. It was here I realized, we had NO squad depth

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Barcelona
World Cup
Argentina3 - 3France
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

This was my first World Cup final match, matter a fact this was like my first football match I’ve watched in full length 😭. I’ve seen Chivas, Barca, and Mexico play when I was younger, but I was never interested enough to watch the full game. But, I decided to watch this match with my dad since he always loved football and wanted me to get into it. Dear GOD did this match spoil me into thinking every football match was going to be like this, it had me thinking Getafe vs Espanyol was going to be a thriller. I’m so proud and glad to have watch this match with my dad as my first viewing experience. This match got me to watching football and here I am analyzing every match I see. Thank you Messi 🐐

Player of the match
Emiliano Martínez
Argentina
La Liga
Real Madrid0 - 4Barcelona
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Mind you, we JUST beat Bayern 4-1 three days earlier. DEMBELE COULD NEVER SET A PERFORMANCE LIKE RAPHINHA DID. BACK TO BACK 10/10 PERFORMANCES WITHIN 72 HOURS IS INSANE.

Player of the match
Raphinha
Barcelona
Champions League
Benfica4 - 5Barcelona
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

I have to admit, i remember I came back from school this day and I went to sleep forgetting abt this match. I woke up to 1-3 on Fotmob and I’m already like aw shit. I accidentally slept again for like 10 minutes as saw it was 2-4 and I decided to lock in and watch the match. I then witnessed history

Player of the match
Raphinha
Barcelona
Champions League
Barcelona4 - 1Bayern
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

At first I thought my Fotmob glitched seeing Raphinha score in the 1st minute, 10 minutes later I expected the Bayern goal but it was ruled offside. Then the equalizer came and I thought it was going to stay as a draw or Bayern were going to win. Then Lewandowski scored, 2-1. Then Raphinha scored before half time, 3-1. Finally, 4-1, Raphinha hattrick. At that moment I realized, we could actually win the champions league this season.

Player of the match
Raphinha
Barcelona
World Cup
Mexico2 - 0Ecuador
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

And for 45 minutes, it felt like Mexico were World Cup contenders. God I miss my Mexico

Player of the match
Julián Quiñones
Mexico
Liga MX
Cruz Azul3 - 2Guadalajara Chivas
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Chicharito needed to be publicly executed after this match, his last touch for Chivas was a FUCKING PENALTY MISS AND WE CONCEDE LAST MINUTE FUCK YOU CHICHA

Champions League
Inter4 - 3Barcelona
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Don’t fucking ask me abt May 6th 2025

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Barcelona
La Liga
Elche0 - 5Barcelona
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Squad depth is BACK. So happy to have a player like Gordon to produce assists from the Bench, alongside Fermin coming back from his injury and racking up a brace. Amazing performance from Xavi Espart despite starting as a Left Back. Pedri shifting the game as soon as he got subbed in too shows how important he will be. Finally, Raphinha 24/25 is back, this could be his season again. Barcelona can go again for the Laliga title and make it a treble of winning the league. Lamine was a little-off in this match but I don’t need to worry. That high line though has to change at some point but I don’t see Flick changing it anytime soon. Overall this match was cinema but only in the 2nd half, that first half was dry.

Player of the match
Raphinha
Barcelona