
Raheem 🇮🇷🇸🇬


calafiori #needthat vice president of the MLS fan club certified by Theo
Arsenal W1 - 0Køge W



Renee when you ask her to drop a good lineup. Stina when you ask her to stay onside. Caitlin foord when you ask her if she knows how play football. when you ask the whole squad not to sky their shots. when you ask the attack to have more than 1 SOT outside the pen. when you ask arsenal to score more than 1 non pen goal. IM GONNA END IT ALL 😂😂😂


Arsenal W
Bayern Munich W2 - 2Manchester City W



hatewatch failed we will be there next game bayerns keeper after giving a pen away and saving it:


Bayern Munich W
Toluca W2 - 7Tigres UANL W



maybe it's the fact I'm on 30 mins of sleep but I'm speechless, this game delivered and it's got me hooked, I will be back weekly.

Marseille1 - 2PSG



literally anyone on that pitch


PSG
Fulham1 - 1Man United



as a neutral promote both managers to fans and ban them for life if I were Cunha I'd kick the ball at Carricks head instead of at goal Stockholm syndrome runs in united fans blood. happy international break friends.

Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madrid



Jude smellingham fooled us all at the world cup Diego Simeone has learned the art of halal ball and it's magnificent 🥹🥹 side note vini, either that chin goes or you go 🥀🥀 my gf is gonna beat me for this Bellingham disaster class 😔


Atletico Madrid
Man City5 - 3Sunderland



brobbey saved all his goals for man shitty 🥹🥹 this could've been a 2-0 game with a clean sheet. donner kebab ruma count your days


Man City
Bournemouth0 - 1Liverpool



isuck locked in it's gonna be scary for the rest of the league when squirtz does too


Liverpool
Getafe1 - 0Malaga



GETAFEEEEE GET ARTETA OUT AND BRING IN BORDALAS MORE GOALS SCORED THIS WEEKEND


Getafe
Sevilla1 - 3Barcelona



RAPHINHAAAA IM GONNA KISS YOU Saka needs to take notes I'm not playing around typical Barca performance 😮💨 in other words I'm going to sleep now


Barcelona
Lyon4 - 0Rennes



wow, just wow. Ernest Nuamah take a bow, moving like an 8th time ballondor winner especially after that acl rupture. on a side note my curse is broken


Lyon
Arsenal W1 - 1Manchester United W



more dropped points, but you take these when you can. both men and women team need to wake up and remember how to play football.


Arsenal W
Roma2 - 2Inter



it's just not my day lads Frankfurt Roma Tigres arsenal hougang utd 😔🔫


Inter
Brighton3 - 0Arsenal



AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Frankfurt2 - 2Freiburg



twas a decent game

Frankfurt
Tottenham2 - 3Aston Villa


I almost feel bad for then 😭😭😭 long day for spurs to decide their goal of the season


Juarez2 - 0Tigres UANL



get every single Tigres player out, my eyes have been cursed for the next 10 generations thanks to that shit performance


Juarez
Brentford3 - 0Chelsea



YOU'RE GETTING STUNG BY THE BEES STUNG BY THE BEES YOU'RE GETTING STUNG BY THE BEES how Chelsea got scammed to sign hendo and welbs is crazy 😭😭 the uncs securing the bag

Brentford
Bayern7 - 0Union Berlin



Thank you Bayern for saving us from a certain London club 🥹🥹 side note I love nene brown

Bayern
Manchester City W4 - 2Liverpool W



was a really entertaining first half

Manchester City W
Betis1 - 0Getafe



most attackingly defensive I've seen getafe


Betis
Amasyaspor 196810 - 0Cankirigucu



would unironically perform better than some teams in the prem
Barcelona7 - 2Racing Santander



this is absolutely beautiful. halal ball at its best.


Barcelona
Man United2 - 3Brighton



hate watch successful today, yet there's still people telling me united were back after Ipswich 😭😭 how dalot and Bruno and are still getting paid for those shit performances baffled me


Brighton
Ipswich2 - 4Arsenal



max dowman:


Arsenal
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