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SPR_Cain
Depressed Tottenham fan💪 (+Brentford & Boca Juniors) From 🇦🇷 & 🇿🇦 (& 🇮🇹) Trying to review most games I’ve watched, adding to lists
Croatia0 - 7England
No clue what just happened
England
Fulham1 - 1Man United
United are so unbelievably shit they are so lucky to get a point from this. Feel for Fulham, they deserved the win as they defended very solidly and Leno was fantastic. Luckily for United Lammens kept them in it with a bunch of great saves and a big deflection at the end got them the point
Leeds0 - 0Crystal Palace
Game I watched the least out of the 3 but I didn’t really miss out on much😂
Leeds
Man City5 - 3Sunderland
Man City
Bournemouth0 - 1Liverpool
Main game I was watching of the 3 and it was pretty dead. Most of the Liverpool team ghosting and just didn’t really do much. They did eventually get through with a win so not too bad for them. Bournemouth letting their B brothers down, still no win for them
Liverpool
Nott'm Forest0 - 1Coventry
Absolutely humongous win for Cov. Something changed tonight, Lampard changed the formation and they were much more solid. The stats kinda tell the story tbh; 34 shots but only 6 on target. Both teams quite poor going forward, very few good chances and just a bunch of pop shots from range. But one long ball from Rushworth led to a fantastic goal from Dasilva for Coventry’s first premier league goal in 25 years. Great scenes and this could hopefully be a shift for their season.
Tottenham2 - 3Aston Villa
Distracting myself from how shit we are (Genuinely cba to rant anymore I’m glad I don’t have to watch this shit for 3 weeks)
Brentford3 - 0Chelsea
Keith focking Andrews masterclass
BrentfordMan City5 - 0Norwich
Prediction gone last second
Man CityLiverpool3 - 1TottenhamI’m actually on the verge of fucking tears I genuinely can’t stand this football club anymore. 24th of May was the last time I saw this shit team get a win… wait, 24th of May was the last time I saw us SCORE A GOAL BEFORE TODAY. IT TOOK 4 FUCKING MONTHS FOR ME TO SEE US SCORE A GOAL. AND GUESS WHAT, THE PLAYER THAT SCORED THAT GOAL… WE LET GO. SO NOW WE HAVE TO PLAY A FUCKING BENTANCUR BERGVALL DOUBLE PIVOT, WITH FUCKING CONOR GALLAGHER INFRONT OF THEM IN 2026. MATHYS TEL IS THE WORST FOOTBALLER IVE EVER WATCHED, MARMOUSH IS ABSOLUTELY WANK, KUDUS HAS THE END PRODUCT OF A DISABLED CHILD, AND DE ZERBI STILL DECIDES TO PLAY THEM. Oh my god I actually can’t. The defence wasn’t awful today (even though they got bullied by a bunch of 19 year olds), Udogie was probably our best player, but do you know what happened? 2 goals down and De Zerbi DECIDES TO SUB HIM OFF. WE NEED 2 GOALS AND HE BROUGHT ON ROBERTSON FOR SOME PITY POINTS. WHY DID WE THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO HIRE A GUY WHO CONDONES SEX OFFENDERS. FUCKKKKKK FOR THE GAZILLIONTH TIME WEVE SCORED A GOAL TO GET OURSELVES BACK INTO A GAME AND WE DO FUCK ALL. WE APPLY NO PRESSURE, AND EVERY CHANCE WE GET WE FUCK UP. WE MISSED 2 OPEN GOALS AHAHJAHHHHH WE COULDVE WON NOW WE HAVE VILLA IN 4 DAYS WERE GOING TO LOSE I CANT I CANT I CANT JSNSLAPDHFNWKAOXJDMSIVHW KO
Tottenham0 - 1Bournemouth
Bournemouth
West Ham0 - 3Tottenham
TottenhamTottenham3 - 0Doncaster
I miss Palhinha so much
TottenhamTottenham1 - 1Wolves
This was the start of it all
TottenhamTottenham1 - 2Aston Villa
Aston Villa
Everton0 - 3Tottenham
TottenhamTottenham0 - 1Chelsea
Chelsea
Arsenal4 - 1TottenhamYea sick
ArsenalTottenham1 - 2FulhamWhere did my beautiful 23/24 Vicario go😔
Fulham
Newcastle2 - 2TottenhamNo idea how that was a pen for Newcastle we should’ve won
TottenhamNott'm Forest3 - 0TottenhamFucking vicario
Nott'm ForestTottenham1 - 2Liverpool
LiverpoolCrystal Palace0 - 1Tottenham
TottenhamBrentford0 - 0Tottenham
TottenhamTottenham1 - 1Sunderland
SunderlandBournemouth3 - 2TottenhamBournemouthTottenham2 - 2Man CityThomas Fr*nk single handedly won Arsenal the league
TottenhamTottenham1 - 4ArsenalThat prick Gabriel deserves the worst
Liverpool1 - 1TottenhamEl focking pombo
TottenhamTottenham0 - 3Nott'm Forest
Nott'm ForestSunderland1 - 0TottenhamBrobbey will pay for his crimes
SunderlandTottenham2 - 2Brighton
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TottenhamTottenham1 - 1LeedsWouldn’t have been surprised if the ref scored a goal for Leeds himself
Chelsea2 - 1TottenhamIt’s the hope that kills
ChelseaTottenham1 - 0EvertonJoao Palhinha my beloved❤️
TottenhamLeeds4 - 1NewcastleGood match, Bogle and Calvert Lewin and Muharemovic were great but bookd chat was the real motm❤️
Man United0 - 1Man CityGenuinely don’t know how to describe what I just watched. Game was soooo shit but entertaining at the same time. Michael Oliver needs to be sacked, he’s so useless. United also suck, all of them are frauds, Bruno can only perform against Ipswich and Sabah. Wanted to give motm to Micheal Oliver but ig we can’t do that anymore so I’ll give it to Enzo who was pretty good.
Coventry0 - 5BrightonVery fun match. Coventry are absolutely garbage, and they should’ve scored like 3 in that first half. Brighton look very good but don’t be fooled, they’ve been top 4 in the first 5 games for like the last 3 seasons so the fall off will be inevitable, but for now they’re doing very well. FPL blessed for like 50% of the entire player base so that’s sick
BrightonTottenham0 - 0Everton4 months since I’ve seen my team score a goal