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SPR_Cain

SPR_Cain

@spr_cain

Depressed Tottenham fan💪 (+Brentford & Boca Juniors) From 🇦🇷 & 🇿🇦 (& 🇮🇹) Trying to review most games I’ve watched, adding to lists

Brentford, England
Created June 2026
Friendlies
Argentina3 - 0Benin
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ernad
ernad@ernad
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★23h ago

The little boy from Rosario... 🇦🇷💔 Džeko and Messi retiring just before my 18th birthday. I'm taking this personally.

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
14
Friendlies
Argentina3 - 0Benin
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elz
elz@elz
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★23h ago

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lionel... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you since I first laid eyes on you. The way you glide past defenders and strike fear into your enemies' eyes. Your perfectly dewy symmetrical shimmering touch on that football, your gorgeous little left foot, and that devastating dribbling. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the pitch, you're a great friend, father, captain, sometimes I even call you my honey bunch sugar poo cutie pie. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the one day you will retire from club football. I would sacrifice my own life if it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you lost the 2014 World Cup final and it's like my heart broke into a million pieces and I couldn't go back. But a poo still fell from my right eye when I saw you finally lift that beautiful World Cup trophy in Qatar, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to be happy. But alas, you did, my sweet babypoo was happy and I rejoiced. That night was a hard night for us baby, but the dawn afterwards you made history happen. You became a World Cup champion. I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king lift that trophy while the entire world watched. Not only have you changed the art of football and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. The goals, the assists, the trophies, the impossible dribbles, the free kicks, the little celebrations. eveery single moment has been engraved into my poo. And now you've gone to the twilight of your career, but still the goat, MY goat. I love you (poo)kie bear, my glorious king, Lionel Messi.

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
12
Friendlies
Argentina3 - 0Benin
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taha
taha@taha
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★23h ago

Well, this is one of those days in football I never wanted to witness, but sadly, it has arrived. You’re not leaving the game entirely, but stepping away from international football feels like the first step toward that day, which I can hardly bear to think about. Maybe the funniest way to honor you is to recognize what you did for millions of people: you made us willingly tune in and support Argentina, all to watch you play this little sport called football. I’m not Argentine, but somewhere along the way that stopped mattering. When you played, we all became a little bit Argentine. I’ll never forget the highs and lows I experienced following you. The 2014 World Cup final, when you were so close to conquering the sport so early on in your career. The back-to-back Copa América finals lost on penalties. But you deserved more than that. You got more than that. You finally lifted your very first international trophy in 2021. Of course I’ll always remember 2022, the greatest World Cup campaign I’ll ever witness, with the most entertaining final of all time. Then we got another Copa in 2024. You literally won every trophy that you lost, how perfect was that? After years of people saying you couldn’t do it for Argentina, you won everything there was to win. But the trophies aren’t what I’ll remember most. It’s the way you played, the way you always entertained me. The dribbles that made defenders look lost, the passes no one else could see, the free kicks that felt like penalties the moment the referee blew the whistle. You made the impossible look routine, and you did it with a quiet humility that made billions fall in love with you. This summer’s ending was bittersweet, and honestly, part of me wishes you’d won it. But you had nothing left to prove. You gave me more than I ever had the right to ask for: the story of your career. There will never be another player who can do what you did. You are football. You are eternal. Thank you for everything, Leo.

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
37
Premier League
Fulham1 - 1Man United
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raoul
raoul@raoul
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

Carrick: Bruno, please please please can we keep control of the ball and build up to create some chances Bruno:

4
Premier League
Fulham1 - 1Man United
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3trillionandres
3trillionandres@3trillionandres
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

TOTTENHAM 20TH MIND THE GAP🔥🔥🔥

Player of the match
Bernd Leno
Fulham
3
Premier League
Fulham1 - 1Man United
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elz
elz@elz
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

Martinez sabotaging united so he can leave that shit club for cheap when they get relegated

1
Premier League
Nott'm Forest0 - 1Coventry
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theolovesvilla
theolovesvilla@theolovesvilla
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

Fair play Coventry. Managed to dig in and find a win. Forest were many levels below from what I saw at Villa Park last week. Off day for the Reds.

Player of the match
Jay Dasilva
Coventry
Premier League
Brighton3 - 0Arsenal
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afcvince
afcvince@afcvince
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

Haven’t felt a loss like this in a minute. Don’t know how spurs fans do this every week

Player of the match
Pascal Groß
Brighton
3
Premier League
Brighton3 - 0Arsenal
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theolovesvilla
theolovesvilla@theolovesvilla
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

Brighton are on absolute fire! They look exceptional in attack and defence. I doubt they can keep up the momentum with Europe in midweek, but it would be nice to see a different team get into the top 4/5. Too early for those shouts however. Pascal Gross is on exceptional form, an FPL Manager's dream! Off day for Arsenal today, they can happen even to the best of teams. I definitely think they'll be alright and the long international break will help soften the lows of this defeat. Seen plenty of Arsenal fans still optimistic though, not a result that is ideal. But it's also not doom and gloom.

Player of the match
Pascal Groß
Brighton
4
Premier League
Brighton3 - 0Arsenal
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kulusevski
kulusevski@kulusevski
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

how the prem been moving this week

Player of the match
Pascal Groß
Brighton
10
Premier League
Tottenham2 - 3Aston Villa
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sunlitspurs
sunlitspurs@sunlitspurs
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

girl whatever.

Player of the match
Johan Manzambi
Aston Villa
Premier League
Tottenham2 - 3Aston Villa
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leslieee
leslieee@leslieee
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

scored two goals at least but at what cost. i’m tired.

Premier League
Tottenham2 - 3Aston Villa
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sammy
sammy@sammy
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

mateus fernandes talking about solanke:

Player of the match
Nicolas Jackson
Aston Villa
1
Premier League
Tottenham2 - 3Aston Villa
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kulusevski
kulusevski@kulusevski
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

WE SCORED WE BLOODY WELL SCORED

Player of the match
Zion Suzuki
Aston Villa
Premier League
Tottenham2 - 3Aston Villa
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ernad
ernad@ernad
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

Heung-min almost cried when he saw the current state of Tottenham Hotspur Football Club

Player of the match
Johan Manzambi
Aston Villa
2
Premier League
Tottenham2 - 3Aston Villa
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midgelover
midgelover@midgelover
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

'Villa letting Spurs score this goal is like a depressed 5 year old orphan being given a candy cos he just lost his parents' Posted this and they genuinely let them score one more, Robin Hood of the Premier League!

Player of the match
Johan Manzambi
Aston Villa
1
Premier League
Tottenham2 - 3Aston Villa
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3trillionandres
3trillionandres@3trillionandres
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

De Zerbi De Zerbi De Zerbi De Zerbi De Zerbi De Zerbi De Zerbi De Zerbi De Zerbi De Zerbi De Zerbi De Zerbi De Zerbi De Zerbi De Zerbi De Zerbi De Zerbi De Zerbi De Zerbi De Zerbi De Zerbi De Zerbi De Zerbi De Zerbi De Zerbi De Zerbi De Zerbi De Zerbi De Zerbi De Zerbi De Zerbi De Zerbi De Zerbi De Zerbi De Zerbi De Zerbi

Player of the match
Zion Suzuki
Aston Villa
1
Premier League
Brentford3 - 0Chelsea
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mudkipz_101
mudkipz_101@mudkipz_101
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

In honor of Brentford winning, here’s the bee movie

Player of the match
Thiago
Brentford
2
Carabao Cup
Man City5 - 0Norwich
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midgelover
midgelover@midgelover
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

ANOTHER THREE POINTER RUINED IN THE DYING MINUTES AND I AM OFF BY ONE DAMN GOAL 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Player of the match
F. Samba
Man City
17
Carabao Cup
Man United2 - 3Brighton
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ariaa
ariaa@ariaa
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

Feel bad for any united fans with pet dogs, really gonna struggle to keep hold of the lead on tommorows walk 🥀

Player of the match
Pascal Groß
Brighton
1
Carabao Cup
Liverpool3 - 1Tottenham
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toby
toby@toby
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

We've won 6 times in 2026 Its fucking September

Player of the match
Alexis Allister
Liverpool
1
Carabao Cup
Liverpool3 - 1Tottenham
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3trillionandres
3trillionandres@3trillionandres
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

very happy that we scored a goal

Player of the match
Alexis Allister
Liverpool
Carabao Cup
Liverpool3 - 1Tottenham
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ernad
ernad@ernad
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

Boo, I want to:

Player of the match
Alexis Allister
Liverpool
2
Carabao Cup
Liverpool3 - 1Tottenham
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raoul
raoul@raoul
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

Your average topspur viewing experience (mathys tel needs exiling to the Cook Islands)

Player of the match
Cody Gakpo
Liverpool
1
Premier League
Tottenham1 - 2Fulham
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harris
harris@harris
26 Jul 2026

I didn't watch this map I woke up for kickoff then went to brush my teeth and wash my face. Came back and we were 2-0 down. I then turned off the match and went on with my life.

Premier League
Leeds4 - 1Newcastle
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theolovesvilla
theolovesvilla@theolovesvilla
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

Really impressed with Leeds, this change in system from Daniel Farke has been a revolution for them. Questioned him when he's been in the Premier League with Norwich, but there was always something there with his ideas, he just had to tweak it, which he's now got absolutely spot on. It's way too early to say if they'd be near the top, anything can happen in football, but if they keep playing like this why not? Brighton, Brentford, Bournemouth, Villa, Newcastle, Palace and Sunderland have all broke the system of usual European competitors, so why can't Leeds? Huge credit to Farke, he's given all of those players a way they can all make an impact. The comeback of Dominic Calvert-Lewin is astonishing too, everyone wrote him off, but Daniel Farke gave him a chance and has rewarded his faith spectacularly. Well done Leeds. Newcastle were stumped all night, it wasn't just a tactical mismatch, the energy from the Leeds players compared to those in a Toon shirt was second to none. A big off night for them. This can happen though, with losing key squad leaders it can be hard to get a grip of a game, we've seen it at Villa so far and it unfortunately happened tonight for Matthias Jaissle's team. However, it's not all doom and gloom. Blips can happen but that doesn't mean they'll be going into a downfall just from this. Admittedly, I was shocked with their good start, I was thinking it would've been extremely similar to Villa where they lose their first couple but grow into the season. Fair play to Jaissle for getting them going off the block. MOTM is Bogle, he was absolutely everywhere, safe to say DCL wasn't happy with his stolen goal though! 😂

Player of the match
Jayden Bogle
Leeds
Premier League
Leeds4 - 1Newcastle
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sammy
sammy@sammy
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

leeds missing 2 sitters and letting newcastle score so they don’t feel too bad

Player of the match
Dominic Calvert-Lewin
Leeds
3
Premier League
Leeds4 - 1Newcastle
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alf
alf@alf
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

DCL was so cold bruh absolutely cryo(gen)ic Follow @dylan for more

Player of the match
Dominic Calvert-Lewin
Leeds
2
Premier League
Leeds4 - 1Newcastle
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zaid
zaid@zaid
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

MUHAMREMOVIC AND DCL FPL POINTS🤩🤩🤩🤩

Player of the match
Tarik Muharemović
Leeds
Premier League
Man United0 - 1Man City
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theolovesvilla
theolovesvilla@theolovesvilla
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

Scrappy Manchester derby. City victorious with only 10. Very odd from Manchester United, they looked better against 11 City players than 10. I thought the goal they conceded was odd too, it looked miles off, but we saw Dorgu play him on, but the weirder part was Enzo Fernandez try to head the ball from an offside position and the goal stood. By the laws of the game he makes an attempt to play the ball, meaning he should've been offside. Incompetent officiating once again. But Manchester City won't care, they're the victors this time in the derby and did it in style with 10 men. I thought it was a good team performance to neutralise United a man down, Maresca dealt with it incredibly. Everyone on the pitch in blue from Donnarumma to Haaland to the subs deserve credit, that save at the end was so important. Standout player for me was Marc Guehi, extremely solid and composed from minute one, but that's not to take credit from a great team performance.

Player of the match
Marc Guéhi
Man City
1