Argentina3 - 0Benin
The little boy from Rosario... 🇦🇷💔 Džeko and Messi retiring just before my 18th birthday. I'm taking this personally.

Argentina
Argentina3 - 0Benin
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lionel... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you since I first laid eyes on you. The way you glide past defenders and strike fear into your enemies' eyes. Your perfectly dewy symmetrical shimmering touch on that football, your gorgeous little left foot, and that devastating dribbling. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the pitch, you're a great friend, father, captain, sometimes I even call you my honey bunch sugar poo cutie pie. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the one day you will retire from club football. I would sacrifice my own life if it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you lost the 2014 World Cup final and it's like my heart broke into a million pieces and I couldn't go back. But a poo still fell from my right eye when I saw you finally lift that beautiful World Cup trophy in Qatar, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to be happy. But alas, you did, my sweet babypoo was happy and I rejoiced. That night was a hard night for us baby, but the dawn afterwards you made history happen. You became a World Cup champion. I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king lift that trophy while the entire world watched. Not only have you changed the art of football and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. The goals, the assists, the trophies, the impossible dribbles, the free kicks, the little celebrations. eveery single moment has been engraved into my poo. And now you've gone to the twilight of your career, but still the goat, MY goat. I love you (poo)kie bear, my glorious king, Lionel Messi.


Argentina
Argentina3 - 0Benin
Well, this is one of those days in football I never wanted to witness, but sadly, it has arrived. You’re not leaving the game entirely, but stepping away from international football feels like the first step toward that day, which I can hardly bear to think about. Maybe the funniest way to honor you is to recognize what you did for millions of people: you made us willingly tune in and support Argentina, all to watch you play this little sport called football. I’m not Argentine, but somewhere along the way that stopped mattering. When you played, we all became a little bit Argentine. I’ll never forget the highs and lows I experienced following you. The 2014 World Cup final, when you were so close to conquering the sport so early on in your career. The back-to-back Copa América finals lost on penalties. But you deserved more than that. You got more than that. You finally lifted your very first international trophy in 2021. Of course I’ll always remember 2022, the greatest World Cup campaign I’ll ever witness, with the most entertaining final of all time. Then we got another Copa in 2024. You literally won every trophy that you lost, how perfect was that? After years of people saying you couldn’t do it for Argentina, you won everything there was to win. But the trophies aren’t what I’ll remember most. It’s the way you played, the way you always entertained me. The dribbles that made defenders look lost, the passes no one else could see, the free kicks that felt like penalties the moment the referee blew the whistle. You made the impossible look routine, and you did it with a quiet humility that made billions fall in love with you. This summer’s ending was bittersweet, and honestly, part of me wishes you’d won it. But you had nothing left to prove. You gave me more than I ever had the right to ask for: the story of your career. There will never be another player who can do what you did. You are football. You are eternal. Thank you for everything, Leo.

Argentina
Fulham1 - 1Man United
Carrick: Bruno, please please please can we keep control of the ball and build up to create some chances Bruno:

Fulham1 - 1Man United
TOTTENHAM 20TH MIND THE GAP🔥🔥🔥


Fulham
Fulham1 - 1Man United
Martinez sabotaging united so he can leave that shit club for cheap when they get relegated

Nott'm Forest0 - 1Coventry
Fair play Coventry. Managed to dig in and find a win. Forest were many levels below from what I saw at Villa Park last week. Off day for the Reds.

Coventry
Brighton3 - 0Arsenal
Haven’t felt a loss like this in a minute. Don’t know how spurs fans do this every week


Brighton
Brighton3 - 0Arsenal
Brighton are on absolute fire! They look exceptional in attack and defence. I doubt they can keep up the momentum with Europe in midweek, but it would be nice to see a different team get into the top 4/5. Too early for those shouts however. Pascal Gross is on exceptional form, an FPL Manager's dream! Off day for Arsenal today, they can happen even to the best of teams. I definitely think they'll be alright and the long international break will help soften the lows of this defeat. Seen plenty of Arsenal fans still optimistic though, not a result that is ideal. But it's also not doom and gloom.

Brighton
Brighton3 - 0Arsenal
how the prem been moving this week


Brighton
Tottenham2 - 3Aston Villagirl whatever.


Tottenham2 - 3Aston Villascored two goals at least but at what cost. i’m tired.

Tottenham2 - 3Aston Villamateus fernandes talking about solanke:


Tottenham2 - 3Aston VillaWE SCORED WE BLOODY WELL SCORED


Tottenham2 - 3Aston VillaHeung-min almost cried when he saw the current state of Tottenham Hotspur Football Club


Tottenham2 - 3Aston Villa'Villa letting Spurs score this goal is like a depressed 5 year old orphan being given a candy cos he just lost his parents' Posted this and they genuinely let them score one more, Robin Hood of the Premier League!

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Brentford3 - 0Chelsea
In honor of Brentford winning, here’s the bee movie


Brentford
Man City5 - 0Norwich
ANOTHER THREE POINTER RUINED IN THE DYING MINUTES AND I AM OFF BY ONE DAMN GOAL 🤬🤬🤬🤬


Man City
Man United2 - 3Brighton
Feel bad for any united fans with pet dogs, really gonna struggle to keep hold of the lead on tommorows walk 🥀

Brighton
Liverpool3 - 1Tottenham
We've won 6 times in 2026 Its fucking September


Liverpool
Liverpool3 - 1Tottenham
very happy that we scored a goal

Liverpool
Liverpool3 - 1Tottenham
Boo, I want to:


Liverpool
Liverpool3 - 1Tottenham
Your average topspur viewing experience (mathys tel needs exiling to the Cook Islands)


Liverpool
Tottenham1 - 2Fulham
I didn't watch this map I woke up for kickoff then went to brush my teeth and wash my face. Came back and we were 2-0 down. I then turned off the match and went on with my life.
Leeds4 - 1Newcastle
Really impressed with Leeds, this change in system from Daniel Farke has been a revolution for them. Questioned him when he's been in the Premier League with Norwich, but there was always something there with his ideas, he just had to tweak it, which he's now got absolutely spot on. It's way too early to say if they'd be near the top, anything can happen in football, but if they keep playing like this why not? Brighton, Brentford, Bournemouth, Villa, Newcastle, Palace and Sunderland have all broke the system of usual European competitors, so why can't Leeds? Huge credit to Farke, he's given all of those players a way they can all make an impact. The comeback of Dominic Calvert-Lewin is astonishing too, everyone wrote him off, but Daniel Farke gave him a chance and has rewarded his faith spectacularly. Well done Leeds. Newcastle were stumped all night, it wasn't just a tactical mismatch, the energy from the Leeds players compared to those in a Toon shirt was second to none. A big off night for them. This can happen though, with losing key squad leaders it can be hard to get a grip of a game, we've seen it at Villa so far and it unfortunately happened tonight for Matthias Jaissle's team. However, it's not all doom and gloom. Blips can happen but that doesn't mean they'll be going into a downfall just from this. Admittedly, I was shocked with their good start, I was thinking it would've been extremely similar to Villa where they lose their first couple but grow into the season. Fair play to Jaissle for getting them going off the block. MOTM is Bogle, he was absolutely everywhere, safe to say DCL wasn't happy with his stolen goal though! 😂

Leeds
Leeds4 - 1Newcastle
leeds missing 2 sitters and letting newcastle score so they don’t feel too bad

Leeds
Leeds4 - 1Newcastle
DCL was so cold bruh absolutely cryo(gen)ic Follow @dylan for more


Leeds
Leeds4 - 1Newcastle
MUHAMREMOVIC AND DCL FPL POINTS🤩🤩🤩🤩


Leeds
Man United0 - 1Man City
Scrappy Manchester derby. City victorious with only 10. Very odd from Manchester United, they looked better against 11 City players than 10. I thought the goal they conceded was odd too, it looked miles off, but we saw Dorgu play him on, but the weirder part was Enzo Fernandez try to head the ball from an offside position and the goal stood. By the laws of the game he makes an attempt to play the ball, meaning he should've been offside. Incompetent officiating once again. But Manchester City won't care, they're the victors this time in the derby and did it in style with 10 men. I thought it was a good team performance to neutralise United a man down, Maresca dealt with it incredibly. Everyone on the pitch in blue from Donnarumma to Haaland to the subs deserve credit, that save at the end was so important. Standout player for me was Marc Guehi, extremely solid and composed from minute one, but that's not to take credit from a great team performance.

Man City
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