bookd.
France2 - 0Morocco
If I were bounou I’d kill the entire Moroccan team, especially hakimi
France
USA2 - 0Bosnia & Herzegovina
Accidentally followed bosnias whole journey in the World Cup and it makes me sad that they’re gone to these lot
Paraguay0 - 1FranceWhipping up poo in a kettle or whatever that guy said
France
Canada0 - 3Morocco
MoroccoEngland2 - 1Congo DR
Dr Congo can you fix my boner?!
England
Brazil1 - 2Norway
Neymar needed to die on the field to motivate the players... it's sad, but it's the only way
Norway
Mexico2 - 3EnglandI’ve gone through every stage of grief throughout this game
Netherlands1 - 1MoroccoThat penalty shootout was so wank. Summerville and Diop assist and goal tho, COME ON YOU IRONS⚒️⚒️
Germany1 - 1ParaguayHad to keep reminding myself that I’m not actually Paraguayan during the shootout. Screaming like I played for the team itself
ParaguayBrazil2 - 1Japan
Hitting the 67 aged 34, I would’ve erased that goal out of history
Panama0 - 2EnglandWallah how are we going to beat a team like brazil💔
England0 - 0Ghana
That witch doctor is something man that was wank
Belgium0 - 0Iran
If I wanted to see someone struggle to finish for 90 minutes I’d stare in the mirror while I wank. #erectiledysfunction
England4 - 2Croatia
Fair play to the people at the pub I saw coked up for a group stage match
EnglandNetherlands5 - 1Sweden
Av it Potter you wanker
NetherlandsCanada1 - 1Bosnia & HerzegovinaThey sure do kick that ball around
Bosnia & Herzegovina
Tottenham1 - 0Everton
Everton you fucking shit fucking shite fucking shit poo shit dumb poo idiot team I hate you
West Ham3 - 0Leeds
I mean at least we did what we had to but fucking Everton
West Ham
Chelsea2 - 1TottenhamWhat do I think of Tottenham? Scary… I swear to god this shit team better not get relegated. Fuck spurs fucking hate them those pricks fucking Tottenham erhhh disgusted at the thought. Tottenham ew. Fucking hate them lot. Tottenham. Fuck off
Arsenal1 - 0Burnley
Little goon sesh mid match wasn’t bad thank you hincapie
ArsenalChelsea0 - 1Man City
Most entertaining part of the game was watching them put the banner up in the end
Newcastle3 - 1West HamIf West Ham could play like they did for that 15 minutes after the goal I’d be happy. But it’s West Ham
West HamArsenal1 - 0Atletico Madrid
I mean they played a game of football at least
Aston Villa1 - 2TottenhamI want a hit out of every Aston Villa, can’t even call spurs shit in that game idk how they’ve done that
