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England3 - 0Czechia
Me watching sir harold kane:
England
Liverpool3 - 1Tottenham
I’m actually on the verge of fucking tears I genuinely can’t stand this football club anymore. 24th of May was the last time I saw this shit team get a win… wait, 24th of May was the last time I saw us SCORE A GOAL BEFORE TODAY. IT TOOK 4 FUCKING MONTHS FOR ME TO SEE US SCORE A GOAL. AND GUESS WHAT, THE PLAYER THAT SCORED THAT GOAL… WE LET GO. SO NOW WE HAVE TO PLAY A FUCKING BENTANCUR BERGVALL DOUBLE PIVOT, WITH FUCKING CONOR GALLAGHER INFRONT OF THEM IN 2026. MATHYS TEL IS THE WORST FOOTBALLER IVE EVER WATCHED, MARMOUSH IS ABSOLUTELY WANK, KUDUS HAS THE END PRODUCT OF A DISABLED CHILD, AND DE ZERBI STILL DECIDES TO PLAY THEM. Oh my god I actually can’t. The defence wasn’t awful today (even though they got bullied by a bunch of 19 year olds), Udogie was probably our best player, but do you know what happened? 2 goals down and De Zerbi DECIDES TO SUB HIM OFF. WE NEED 2 GOALS AND HE BROUGHT ON ROBERTSON FOR SOME PITY POINTS. WHY DID WE THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO HIRE A GUY WHO CONDONES SEX OFFENDERS. FUCKKKKKK FOR THE GAZILLIONTH TIME WEVE SCORED A GOAL TO GET OURSELVES BACK INTO A GAME AND WE DO FUCK ALL. WE APPLY NO PRESSURE, AND EVERY CHANCE WE GET WE FUCK UP. WE MISSED 2 OPEN GOALS AHAHJAHHHHH WE COULDVE WON NOW WE HAVE VILLA IN 4 DAYS WERE GOING TO LOSE I CANT I CANT I CANT JSNSLAPDHFNWKAOXJDMSIVHW KO
Man United5 - 2Ipswich
no bruno no party, not having him on my fpl is genuinely gonna haunt me for days 💔
Man United
Tottenham0 - 2Newcastle
Better than last week. Still awful.
Newcastle
Tottenham5 - 1Charlton
Job done. Next round. Positives - Savio. The Charlton fans keeping the Ball. Negatives - It’s £7.20 a pint and we drew Liverpool away.
Tottenham
Brentford3 - 0Tottenham
New year, same Tottenham
England1 - 2Argentina
One of the worst coaching performances I’ve ever seen
EnglandEngland1 - 2Argentina
Despite being perennial relegation favourites, Tottenham Hotspur FC have the two best right backs in the world. Djed couldn’t stop racism today. It’s all up to you, Pedrito.
England
Mexico2 - 3England
Once again I am crying at England. I’m a 1000% believer now. That was fucking special. Backs against the wall, fight, fought, won. Incredible. Troops rallied and went to war and I love all of them (even Jordan Henderson) A word of commiseration to Mexico, a big love of mine. Love you still mi segunda país ❤️
EnglandMexico2 - 3England
Took years off my life expectancy.
EnglandMexico2 - 3England
Tuchel just VALIDATED his selection Individuals dont win that, a team wins that
England
Paraguay0 - 1France
Referee today:
FranceParaguay0 - 1FranceParaguay VS Mbappe
France
Colombia1 - 0Ghana
“Partey eliminated from the World Cup”
Colombia
England2 - 1Congo DR
England
Belgium3 - 2Senegal
told an african team to hold onto a lead
BelgiumColombia0 - 0Portugal
One of the best 0-0 draws ever, just needed a goal to be an all timer group stage game.
PortugalEngland0 - 0Ghana
ghanaian witch doctor MOTM for what he’s done to kane today
England0 - 0Ghana
Fuck Partey
England
Brazil3 - 0Haiti
i know don carlo freaked out a little when that disallowed endrick goal went in
Brazil
Germany2 - 1Ivory Coast
(Sorry for literally posting this over a day after the match, I got distracted) WHAT AN EXPERIENCE!! The atmosphere was incredible, Americans, Canadians, and Germans were so friendly and LIVED UP THE VIBE 🔥🔥❤️!! The scenes after the match were ridiculous, I can’t even try to explain the pure emotions and joy every German, German-American/Canadian, and just German supporter felt after the late goal. The roar was louder than most I’ve heard before, COMEEE ONN DEUTSCHLANDDD! 🇩🇪🦅. We stayed on the streets for an hour after the match, just chanting, having beers, and celebrating our RO32 bypass. We all got beer thrown all over us, but I sure did not care, I got one of the main guy back anyways, down 11Eu but who cares 😂🇩🇪🇩🇪 The beginning of the match had one of the best atmospheres I’ve ever heard, and the ending was even better! We didn’t play the best, but all that matters is we got the win, I got some beer, and I got to meet so many amazing Canadians and Americans who were supporting Germany! I literally cannot speak from how loud I was yelling when that second goal went in! I’m sure you all saw how crazy we went on the livestream, it was ridiculous, loud, and I hope to be able to do this again. Truly, anyone who can afford a World Cup ticket, even if it’s in the future, do it. If you truly want to, do it, the experience will stay with you for a lifetime. LONG LIVE GERMANYYYY RO32 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 The shear amount of German flags I saw was incredible. I want to say 90% of the stadium was German supporters, and you could TELL after the goals. The roar, my voice is mostly lost today from the yelling I was doing, and I don’t regret it ONE BIT. P.S: Take that all of our doubters ;) (We are getting knocked out in round of 32) 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🦅🦅🦅
GermanyArgentina3 - 0Algeria
Someone said "Ronaldo's still better" 😭😭
Argentina