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Sunderland0 - 2Arsenal
Amazing win away from home and brilliant goal from Bruno but I beg we sign an attacker who wants to shoot next window
Arsenal
Napoli0 - 1ArsenalAnother game which we’ve somehow only won by one goal but at least my glorious king scored again
ArsenalArsenal2 - 1Chelsea
Martian Odegard for the start of this season
Arsenal
Aston Villa0 - 1ArsenalGlad to see that we’re still going to be doing this another 20 times this season. Nice win though, and Matty cash can fuck right off.
Arsenal
Tottenham0 - 2Newcastle
Nice to see that after spurs had a full preseason and brought in multiple £80m+ signings they are still lower in the table than winless championship Coventry.
Newcastle
Liverpool2 - 2Nott'm Forest
You’d think after spending half a billion on attackers that Liverpool would think to buy a half decent midfielder to actually help them win games.
Nott'm Forest
Crystal Palace1 - 4Man City
Maybe should’ve put Haaland in the fpl team
Man City
Fulham2 - 3ChelseaI recon my dead nan saves those two Fulham goals
ChelseaNewcastle2 - 2LiverpoolLiverpool probably would’ve scored a 3rd if their new signing Barcola was on the pitch
NewcastleMan City2 - 1Bournemouth
Cheers Ryan, just wasted 93 minutes of my life watching this.
Man City
Brentford3 - 0Tottenham“It is in the history of the Tottenham”
Brentford
Hull City2 - 0Man United
2 games in and United have been mauled by the tigers and we have Maguire pulling the striker gimmick in the 80th minute. The prem is so back
Hull CityArsenal3 - 0Coventry
Turns out Tzolis was the £100m winger all along + 32 fpl points
Arsenal3 - 0Man CityPut odegard in a lab for 2 years and now he’s playing better than prime De Bruyne.
Arsenal