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UpaMaldini
Diehard Bayern fan. Mia San Mia. Not as good jokes as football knowledge.
Augsburg2 - 2Bayern
somebody spiked neuer’s drink with the shit poop potion before the game oh lawd international break brainwashed my boys but in a negative way 💔
Bayern MunichAugsburg2 - 2Bayern
no hurricane goal but 2 assists? i see you
Bayern MunichAugsburg2 - 2Bayern
the cloning curse has reached bayern and turned them into offside fc 😭😭😭💔💔 + we have to face manchester shitty with an injured isak and gakpo life is a joking
Bayern MunichAugsburg2 - 2Bayern
bayern gimmick today. 5-0 my ass bruh, ref must die cz 4 offsides is crazy work 💔😭🚬
Bayern MunichAugsburg2 - 2Bayern
neuer fc formally requests that you all erase this game from your memory. for all intents and purposes no record related to “fastest goal scored in the bundesliga” was broken today, and if it was it was not the goatkeeper’s fault. thank you 🙏❤️
Northern Ireland0 - 0Georgia
Aaand my team is dogshit
Georgia
Switzerland2 - 1Slovenia
Manzambi is genuinely something special, so relieved he didn't get injured from that wild tackle. Hilarious moment for the first Swiss goal @carbonfiverr 😭😭
Switzerland
Hungary1 - 0Georgia
Amas fexburti ar qvia, arvici meti ra vtqva...
HungaryHungary1 - 0GeorgiaI feel like some of us... should be slaves again🇬🇪💔
Hungary1 - 0Georgia
Mikautadze, mekvabishvili, kakabadze, dvali.
HungaryGeorgia0 - 0Ukraine
"ღმერთის წყალობით... აღარც ღმერთი" Also fuck you ref, youre were a piece of dogshit
Georgia0 - 0Ukraine
Both games i watched ended 0-0, like sure i guess. I didnt wanna see goals anyway. Just poor from both sides, where Ukraine were awful defensively, Georgia couldn’t punish any of those mistakes.
Ukraine
Germany0 - 1Greece
cant even blame klopp theyre literally just shit
GreeceEngland2 - 3Spain
Horrible start, but England made a decent account for ourselves as the game went on. Extremely silly from Guehi to make an error like that so early, literally no need to turn and hand it on a plate. England responded really well and had some really good and positive plays. Gordon with a lovely linkup with Bellingham and finish using his unmatched pace. Then Kane with a header that was comically guided in by Cucurella, made everyone but the Spanish laugh I think. England had a fortunate penalty in the second half blazed over by Harry Kane, which my dad and myself BOTH called he'd miss. From then Spain took their chances with England being so casual in defence, as usual, after many good combinations in the attack leading to squandered chances. This is what happens though, make mistakes and you get punished, especially against the World Champions. We go again, I was impressed with Gordon, but there was one player who stood out, Jarrel Quansah. The only good defender tonight, he worked his socks off in both defence and attack, so he's my MOTM for England. Overall MOTM is probably Lamine Yamal, didn't do a lot but the stuff he did do was quality and was a huge factor in Spain winning the game.
SpainEngland2 - 3Spain
tuchel when the midfield that sit deeper then the backline lose the ball from the backline because there's no midfield to pass to:
SpainHungary0 - 1UkraineAmas martla ar velodi, yvela ragacas agwevs da chven mivacherdet ase, Ise rorame gaigvidzet xalxo saniolma dagvtova
Georgia0 - 1Northern IrelandThis couldve been an email, Feeling sorry for everyone who put up with this humilation ritual(aka us georgians)
Northern IrelandGeorgia0 - 1Northern IrelandAse dzaan bolos wagebaze guli rodis damwyda agarc vici(kai xo vici) Kvara mainc miyvarxar, magari mkidia vin ras ambobs, chemi goat xar da morcha
Northern IrelandGeorgia0 - 1Northern IrelandCrap first half where Georgia deserved a lead, but wow that second half was end to end. Didn't think it was a pen for Georgia and Pierce Charles saved the day, more than once. His brother, Shea, at the death to win it in one of the best Nations League group stage matches I've seen 😭😭❤️🩹
Northern IrelandGeorgia0 - 1Northern Ireland
1/2 just cause it’s Georgia
Netherlands1 - 1Germanyand they said international break is boring
Germany
Bayern Munich W2 - 2Manchester City W
champions of europe bottling a 2-0 lead they achieved in the first half and man city “dangerous attack” only scoring bc of a random flare
Bayern Munich WBayern Munich W2 - 2Manchester City WYeah no clue wtf happened back there
Bayern7 - 0Union Berlin
Yes, I know there were a lot of deficiencies from Union Berlin, but I’m happy that Bayern went all out. The team can’t afford to take the easy route and close off the game. This is a serious club and if the other team isn’t offering resistance then you keep going! Musiala is scoring once again, Kane with his finishing masterclass, and Olise with his incredible talent just destroying Union Berlin. What a performance. Michael Olise is on a different planet right now. The man is creating and scoring. Outside the box? Done. Inside the box? Done. Giving assists? Done. What more can you want from a player when he’s firing on all cylinders?
BayernBayern7 - 0Union Berlin
I’m so fucking mad I missed those first 30 glorious min because of my ballet class… like wdym I missed goatsiala opening the score 😞 that Union team NEEDS to be relegated : they’re reheating our nachos with those kits AND they kept fouling like crazy… this ref gotta go to hell, acting blind to the crazy tackles that washed team were doing Anyway OLISEDOR CAMPAIGN STARTING RN IDGAF Whole house scored BUT lucho smh 😀 At least saibari scored ig ! I used to pray for times like this !!! 🤤 @Toni I want to tag more than 10 ppl in my reviews… paying tribute to washed Neymar with this gif 🥹❤️
BayernBayern7 - 0Union Berlin
SUPER BAYERN, SUPER BAYERN, HEY, HEY!
BayernBayern7 - 0Union Berlinunion berlin clearly the better team
BayernBayern7 - 0Union Berlinthey didnt let my boy breathe bro😭
BayernBarcelona7 - 2Racing Santander
This is pure football what a game just before the international break of doom i will really miss this 😭
Barcelona
Milan0 - 2Benfica
this makes me sad… unfortunately, it’s something i’m sooo used to *sigh* next time, Milan 😢❤️🩹
Elversberg1 - 2Bayerndont know whats going on with lucho but we need you back bro
BayernElversberg1 - 2Bayern2/3 of my teams playing like shit today… PSG don’t embarrass me
Elversberg1 - 2Bayern
2-1 loss to Bayern? He’s perfect hire him now.
Bayern5 - 0Bodo/Glimt
After a slow and very calculated first half, Bayern came into the second on a mission. The ideas were clearer, the passes were smoother, the press was stronger and the finishing was fantastic. When Michael Olise locks in it’s a whole different game. What an incredible player honestly, I’m glad we managed to keep him. I’m also glad Musiala has made a comeback and managed to score. May it be the first of plenty! Another one that managed to score was Alphonso Davies and what a goal it was. Overall, there are things to work on, but this is a magnificent start to the UCL campaign!
BayernBayern5 - 0Bodo/Glimtthis man olise is actually fucking unreal
Bayern