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UpaMaldini
Diehard Bayern fan. Mia San Mia. Not as good jokes as football knowledge.
Liverpool0 - 3Man City
Cherki’s goal 😩😩😩
Man CityLiverpool0 - 3Man City
EAT MY 114 BANANAS OHHHHH MY FUCKING GOD Everyone was absolutely cooking in the second half but goddamn bro DOKU idk how to write long beautiful shit but you get what i mean OOOOOOOHHHH im gonna cry
Man CityLiverpool0 - 3Man CityGravenberch at full-time:
Man CityLiverpool0 - 3Man City
Haaland knee sliding as if he ain't gonna be the first one on the plane the moment city get relegated😭😭😭💩💩
Man CityLiverpool0 - 3Man City
RELEASE THE PEPSTEIN FILES
Man United1 - 1Tottenham
watched at flannerys! spurs played sooooo well, bentancur red was ridiculous 😵💫 was so fun overall!!!! ☺️
Augsburg2 - 2Bayern
bayern gimmick today. 5-0 my ass bruh, ref must die cz 4 offsides is crazy work 💔😭🚬
Bayern MunichAugsburg2 - 2Bayern
said I’ve missed Kompanyball, blinked and Augsburg had already scored 😭😭
Bayern MunichAugsburg2 - 2Bayern
4 disallowed goals
FC Augsburg
Argentina3 - 0Benin
leo, four years ago, on december eighteenth, you moved me to tears in an argentina jersey for the first time. three months ago you did it again, and for the final time you’re doing it now. your love for both your country and the beautiful game shone radiantly through each and every international cap. i wish i could have started watching you sooner, in your prime, but i am so fortunate to have gotten to catch glimpses of it in these final years. an astounding testament to your skill and longevity. it’s hard to condense everything i want to say. in essence: the thought of a world cup without you is unconscionable. these past two decades you’ve led argentina to many victories, having to bear the brunt of every failure along the way. you can leave the world stage now knowing you’ve already conquered it. you brought joy to hundreds of millions on it. you’ll continue to do so off of it. my heart hurts when i think about how differently things could have gone this summer, but no one can ever say you didn’t give it everything you had. you defied all odds and expectations. there are no regrets. all we can do, all we have ever been able to do, is look forward. and i swear to god i’ll sit through every dogshit mls game ten times over for as long as you’re willing to play there. i often have this thought, resentful and naïve and selfish as it is, that one lifetime isn’t enough for you—for me, rather. i would give anything to watch you for another hundred years, another twenty-five world cups and copa américas. alas, while yours is a once-in-a-lifetime story, all stories must come to an end. isn’t that the whole appeal? as the sun sets upon a historic career, its light reflects off every cup and medal you’ve won for la albiceleste. what shines even brighter, even warmer, is the love of generations who were blessed with your football. gracias por todo, capitán, ídolo. as was once said four years ago, on december eighteenth, you have always been the point of difference. 🐐👑
ArgentinaArgentina3 - 0Benin
i’m not quite sure where to begin. i’m not a barcelona fan, im not argentinian yet i still felt a lump in my throat watching this match. it’s almost a strange alien feeling to care so much about a player you never saw play for your team but that just speaks to how far big his legacy is. before i knew any other players, i knew about messi, i didn’t watch him at his peak but i heard the stories. again another way to illustrate the impact that he’s had on this sport. he’ll forever live on not just in the minds of people who watched him live, watched him for their club or country, but everyone who ever watched him play the sport that we all love. a standing ovation for the greatest player of all time. 🩵🤍
Argentina3 - 0Benin
The little boy from Rosario... 🇦🇷💔 Džeko and Messi retiring just before my 18th birthday. I'm taking this personally.
ArgentinaArgentina3 - 0Benin
me rn 😭😭😭😭
ArgentinaArgentina3 - 0Benin
had his name written on my wall in the praying corner, we are eternal leo 🤍
Argentina
France4 - 1Belgium
zidane subbing on olise, cherki and doue after an hour
FranceFrance4 - 1Belgium
#OLISEBALLONDOR
FranceFrance4 - 1Belgium
Just Olise carrying France
FranceFrance4 - 1Belgium
France
Northern Ireland0 - 0Georgia
There's very few players that can carry a shit team. Kvara ISN'T one of them unfortunately for him 😭
Northern Ireland
Croatia0 - 7England
sorrynotsorry
England
Hungary1 - 0Georgia
Mikautadze, mekvabishvili, kakabadze, dvali.
Hungary
PSG5 - 4Bayern
Had to rewatch this. This is the greatest football match ever, the highest quality of football the earth has seen yet. Of course Bayern losing this game hurts, but the pain is overshadowed by the pure awe I have watching this. This is art. Unfortunately the false penalty decision on Davies‘ handball happened, other than that the ref was great. I hope that PSG and Bayern will face off yet again this season. I cant wait.
Georgia0 - 0Ukraine
Both games i watched ended 0-0, like sure i guess. I didnt wanna see goals anyway. Just poor from both sides, where Ukraine were awful defensively, Georgia couldn’t punish any of those mistakes.
UkraineGeorgia0 - 0Ukraine
Germany0 - 1Greece
Suzuki and Tzolakis
GreeceBayern7 - 0Union Berlin
olise hat trick, kane brace and bambi goal has just made my morning 🥹
BayernBayern5 - 0Bodo/Glimt
After a slow and very calculated first half, Bayern came into the second on a mission. The ideas were clearer, the passes were smoother, the press was stronger and the finishing was fantastic. When Michael Olise locks in it’s a whole different game. What an incredible player honestly, I’m glad we managed to keep him. I’m also glad Musiala has made a comeback and managed to score. May it be the first of plenty! Another one that managed to score was Alphonso Davies and what a goal it was. Overall, there are things to work on, but this is a magnificent start to the UCL campaign!
BayernBayern5 - 0Bodo/GlimtFelt this game started rather slow, didn’t have too many expectations of Bodø here mostly because Bayern had dropped points last weekend. Game really got started in the second half, some really good goals from Bayern and it became really fun to watch. Very happy for Musiala that he could score. Of course Kane scored from a Olise assist. And then Davies scoring a banger that probably broke the sound barrier. Then Olise himself scoring an even more beautiful goal, and adding another late in the game. I dont think anyone is surprised to see Bayern winning their opening game, this is the 23rd consecutive year that they have won their opening game for the UCL after all. There are positives for the Norwegians, of course, first half i thought they were really able to keep up well. End of the day you play Bayern which is never easy, but i think Bodø/Glimt will have better results in the coming games. The defensive style of play is of course not ideal, but has been done more often by Knutsen in bigger away games. Its kinda unfortunate but oh well. The 5-0 doesn’t look pretty but it makes it look much worse than it really was as well. Ill give man of the match to Olise, what a fucking player.
BayernBayern5 - 0Bodo/Glimt
got nothing else to say he is goated
Bayern