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Nott'm Forest0 - 1Arsenal
Mikel Al-Teta perfectly crafting a 1-0 haramball win against 18th place Forest
ArsenalNott'm Forest0 - 1Arsenal
They laughed at me. Mocked me. Insulted me. But through it all, Noni Madueke prevails.
ArsenalNott'm Forest0 - 1Arsenal
I mean, I really can't complain at all. It was a respectable performance, I thought Glasner set up well and our backline looked very solid. It was a good goal from Noni to beat us and we certainly had chances of our own (Murillo!). We made the champions work, so I'm happy. But we need the points soon.
ArsenalNott'm Forest0 - 1Arsenal
Decided to take after my idol bookd user @juno and gimmick bc the game was rather awful, so here's my tierlist of the entire 92. Willing to explain any placements in the comments also ezri konsa you are the best
Arsenal
Betis2 - 5Barcelona
Yo bro who scored today?
BarcelonaBetis2 - 5BarcelonaHow Perez gonna pull up to real madrid tv tommorrow night 😭✌️
Betis2 - 5BarcelonaHow the first 15 minutes of the second half was moving
BarcelonaMan City3 - 2Ipswich
tf was referee smoking??? haaland and foden goals 🩵 7/7 WE UPPP
Man CityMan City3 - 2Ipswich
Jolly lil fucking ref aint ya giving +12
Man CityMan City3 - 2Ipswich
a win is a win, a win is a win, a win is a win
Man CityMan City3 - 2Ipswich3 things guaranteed in life: Death Taxes Shaky City performance
Man CityMan City3 - 2Ipswich
Like we won but at what cost?
Man CityMan City3 - 2Ipswich
haaland hattrick disallowed 💔💔💔💔
Man CityMan City2 - 4PSG
the worst part of that match was that man city was playing better, especially during the second half. at first it was a pretty equal game, but after halftime man city had wayyy more chances. sadly, we couldn’t do anything with them. it was frustrating, but at least it wasn’t THAT painful to watch… semenyo tho… please bro just pass the ball to haaland.
Man CityMan City2 - 4PSGFucking wank, my dead dog could do better for crying out loud
Man City2 - 4PSGSelfie i took just now
Man CityMan City2 - 4PSG
You deserved it, team—with 115 charges.
PSGMan City2 - 4PSG
send donnarumma to istanbul to rebuild his confidence please
PSG
Atletico Madrid2 - 0Man United
United without kobbert mainoo could be top 3 worse teams oat
Atletico MadridAtletico Madrid2 - 0Man UnitedManchester Divided back at it again
Atletico Madrid
Coventry4 - 1Newcastle
What is actually going on in the city of Coventry???
CoventryLiverpool0 - 3Man Cityhaters gonna hate, citeh gonna stay at the top x 🩵
Man CityLiverpool0 - 3Man City
halaand i knew u werent washed my king im gon fucking sob. been a while since i enjoyed a match nd the team i root for actually have an amazing win. IM SO HAPPY FINALLY FOR ONCE 🎉🎉!!! (also donnarumma was peak as always heso good) 1st half was shit but #healed
Man CityLiverpool0 - 3Man CityEAT MY 114 BANANAS OHHHHH MY FUCKING GOD Everyone was absolutely cooking in the second half but goddamn bro DOKU idk how to write long beautiful shit but you get what i mean OOOOOOOHHHH im gonna cry
Man CityLiverpool0 - 3Man City
We won in the field and we always do
Man CityLiverpool0 - 3Man City
Speechless is all I really am. You look at this Liverpool squad and think “hey, maybe they’ve got a chance”, but no. It’s as if there’s a border after the midfield that doesn’t want us to score. We play some of the worst footballing defense I’ve ever seen. Maybe our attack would cover it up? No. Instead, we have to rely on a supposed 150M player who can’t do shit when it comes to his club. On the other hand, there’s a 65M winger who has speed and fuckall else. This is the most embarrassing Liverpool side I have ever watched. Hell, even our side last season had more pride playing football. I’d like to dedicate and send all my anger to Arne Slot. You, my friend, single-handedly took down the future of what my club was supposed to have, and spent basically all the money we had. And for what, all of them can’t perform to save their lives. I mean, look at our 50M fullback from Bournemouth. Maybe he was cloned as well, who knows? I hope you’re happy, you bald cunt, because just know that going forward, my prayers of downfall will be directed towards you. Worst regards, Go fuck yourselves (not my Bookd friends I love you all)
Man CityReal Madrid1 - 0Villarreal
My mutuals will need a break after this one. This was not very good at all… A win is win at the end of the day though… the man of the match was by far the REF, he was handing out yellows like it was Halloween candy.
Real Madrid1 - 0VillarrealReal Madrid have spent enough money to buy a small country just to play football that could put someone with insomnia to sleep. You’ve got Mbappé, Vinícius, Bellingham and half the world’s supposed superstars, yet the entire team has the chemistry of 11 strangers sharing an Uber. Mbappé runs like a Ferrari but makes decisions like a broken traffic light, Vinícius spends more time auditioning for a Netflix drama than playing football, and Bellingham has mastered the art of disappearing so well that even Google Maps couldn’t locate him. 😭😭 Madrid’s midfield moves the ball with the urgency of a government office on a Friday afternoon. Their attacking patterns look like someone dropped a plate of spaghetti on a tactics board. Mourinho has assembled the footballing Avengers just to produce the most expensive sleeping medication in European history. Watching Madrid build an attack is like watching your grandma type a password with one finger. By the time they create a chance, GTA 7 will have been released. The Bernabéu isn’t even a football stadium anymore, it’s a five-star retirement home with grass in the middle. And the fans have the audacity to call this football heritage 😭😭. Barça are out here playing football that belongs in an art museum while Madrid are producing 90-minute documentaries about the dangers of boredom. They could sign Messi, Ronaldo and prime Pelé tomorrow and somehow still end up passing sideways to Courtois. This isn’t the Galácticos, it’s the GaláctiNOs. A billion-euro squad playing like the Wi-Fi disconnected in the 12th minute. Forget El Clásico, the real rivalry is Real Madrid versus entertainment, and entertainment hasn’t won a single minute. HALA MADRID? MORE LIKE Hasta manana.
Barcelona3 - 0Getafe
What a beautiful game of football. Honestly, watching Barça play like this is just unreal. The passing, movement, pressing and the way we completely controlled Getafe was amazing. This is exactly the type of football we want to see from Hansi Flick’s Barcelona. First of all, ANTHONY GORDON. What a player. Not even two minutes into the game and he was already causing problems. The way he took on the defenders before scoring his first Barça goal was ridiculous. He looked so confident every time he got the ball, constantly making runs and creating danger. What a signing he’s turning out to be. Gabriel Jesus also deserves massive credit. Getting his chance to start and immediately showing his quality. His pressing was brilliant, and the way he won the ball back before making it 2-0 was beautiful. The composure to get past the defenders and finish like that was pure class. Lamine Yamal was also cooking as usual. Every time he gets the ball you just expect something to happen. His creativity, dribbling and vision are ridiculous for his age. That delivery to Koundé for the third goal was perfect. He even came close to scoring himself near the end. Rodri was another player who deserves his flowers. The midfield looked so comfortable with him controlling everything. Gavi brought his usual energy and aggression, while Olmo helped keep the attack moving. Even when Pedri and Fermín came on, Barça never lost control. And KOUNDÉ scoring the third? Beautiful. His positioning and finish from Lamine’s cross were brilliant. Eric García was solid defensively and even helped create the opening goal. Gerard Martín and Xavi Espart also did their jobs, while Joan García barely had anything to worry about. The craziest part is that Barça did all this without even needing to go full speed. Getafe spent most of the match defending and still couldn’t stop us. HAMOZZA ABDEL KARIM MINUTTESZS Eight La Liga games, eight wins. 24 points out of 24. This team is genuinely special.
BarcelonaArsenal2 - 1Leeds
Woke up at 4:30 am for this and after watching that first half, I started contemplating on whether to go to sleep or not but im glad I didn’t. Leeds have been incredible so far this season and for 61 minutes, they were the better team and if it wasn’t for Raya, Leeds could’ve taken the lead earlier into the match. Unfortunately it took them until the 55th minute to take the lead which only lasted them 7 minutes. Justin’s goal definitely woke up Arsenal as they improved significantly after going down. Bruno Guimarães also improved them once he came on. Fair play
Arsenal
Jordan0 - 0Venezuela
yo nunca hago reviews “largas” y menos para un amistoso de la vinotinto pero necesito descargar mi rabia chamo es imposible la cantidad de balones perdidos que vi en 90min, la defensa es una cagada que si no fuera por varela les hubieran clavado 10 goles. No hubo ni una buena oportunidad de gol, ni un pase y centro bueno, nada de ataque y puro mariquear con la pelota, y si se sigue asi no vamos a salir del hueco en el que levamos años cuesta porque verga yo los quiero ver triunfar pero me la están haciendo muy difícil muchachos, yo no se que más pase para que despierten y se pongan las pilas #frustración
Venezuela
Fulham1 - 1Man United
i mean technically united scored 2 goals 👀 title charge still on lads
Fulham1 - 1Man United
United are so unbelievably shit they are so lucky to get a point from this. Feel for Fulham, they deserved the win as they defended very solidly and Leno was fantastic. Luckily for United Lammens kept them in it with a bunch of great saves and a big deflection at the end got them the point
Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madrid
90 minutes of cardio for real madrid
Atletico MadridMan City5 - 3SunderlandWHAT A GAME???? 8 goals???? enzo scored a beautiful goal, haaland FINALLLYYYY scored, i love cherki and SEMENYOOO!! what a player he was today. our defense line was so ass tho, like cmon dias please 😭😭 brobbey was insane, and sunderland played great. MAN CITY UNDEFEATED ON A WINNING STREAK 😝🩵
Man CityMan City5 - 3Sunderland
average city game
SunderlandMan City5 - 3Sunderland
Enzo scoring fuck my life Donnarumma it gets to a fucking point
Man CityMan City5 - 3Sunderland
Your performance will not go unnoticed, Brian.
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