Barcelona W7 - 0Real Madrid W



life is good

Barcelona W
Manchester City W4 - 2Arsenal W



foord was planted by the australian government to wreak havoc upon olivia smith’s life.

Manchester City W
London City Lionesses W2 - 0Brighton W



2 barcelona girls on the scoresheet! i’m happy 😁😁

London City Lionesses W
Deportivo Alavés W0 - 6Barcelona W



pina you are so good

Barcelona W
Manchester City W3 - 1Birmingham City W




Manchester City W
Levante2 - 4Barcelona



christensen i saw that… watch yourself

Barcelona
Arsenal W0 - 0Crystal Palace W



i almost fell asleep what the hell was that?!??

Juventus W
Barcelona W4 - 2Atletico Madrid W



irene parades never let anyone tell you you aren’t important!!!!! kerolin has been a nothing burger and for that price, that’s unacceptable. martina hasn’t moved me at all, so tbd on that one. esme great game as always

Barcelona W
West Ham W2 - 1London City Lionesses W



Corrales come back to me babes. this defence is disgraceful.

Tottenham Hotspur W3 - 1West Ham W




Tottenham Hotspur W
London City Lionesses W2 - 1Manchester United W



united are shitter than expected. everyone let’s do a prayer circle for simi and jayde. corrales i miss you.

Manchester United W
Barcelona W5 - 0Granad. Tenerife W



laliga f will bring its own downfall with these restrictive streaming rights. anyways fun game glad to have the team back

Barcelona W
Tigres UANL W2 - 0Pachuca W



tigres cannot continue, or i won’t fully trust them, until they stop relying on the same players to carry them. it’s not going to work
Denver Summit6 - 1Chicago Red Stars



two canadian scored so i’m happy!! you can tell denver want that playoff spot.

Denver Summit
Orlando Pride1 - 2Utah Royals



i’m so happy cloé has found her rhythm. i was really scared after the acl.

Utah Royals
Inter Miami7 - 1Montreal




Inter Miami
Toronto1 - 1New York City



toronto is meh idk what else to say. just a nothing burger team
Kansas City3 - 2North Carolina Courage




Kansas City
Chicago Red Stars3 - 2Racing Louisville



Canadian game winner!! i’m happy 😁😁

Chicago Red Stars W
Espanyol1 - 2Real Madrid



hate both teams. idk why i put myself through this knowing i wouldn’t like either outcome
Los Angeles1 - 1Portland Timbers



shaffelburg has me watching some bullshit
Ottawa Rapid WvsVancouver Rise W



whatever was on tv, trust it was worse in person. abysmal performance
Barcelona W3 - 1Brighton W



McCamey you have been promoted!! You are my number 2!!! Also what the hell is the point of Martina??
Union Berlin W1 - 4Bayern Munich W



good shit and i’m really excited to see more of proost

Bayern Munich W
Utah Royals5 - 1Portland Thorns



Was sad to miss this game for the spider-man movie but turns out I just missed them acting like absolute fools. Defence should’ve been overhauled after last season and our gk situation isn’t working. WRAP IT UP At least my canadian princess Cloé got an assist hatty

Utah Royals
Nigeria W2 - 3Malawi W




Spain1 - 0Argentina



generational flop by argentina. ferran still a bum by my bum! “why would yall lose and i got the outfit on? now i look like a fuckin loser!” - maria becerra probably

Spain
Spain2 - 1Belgium



almost fell asleep in the first half but we persevered!!

Spain
USA1 - 4Belgium



all host countries flopping. north american solidarity!!! 🤝

Belgium
Chicago Red Stars3 - 2Utah Royals



my canadians did so good!!

Chicago Red Stars W
Portland Thorns4 - 0Racing Louisville




Portland Thorns W
Portugal2 - 1Croatia



grandpa modric i prayed for you 💔💔 i tried i really did

Croatia
South Africa0 - 1Canada



we suck so bad but WE MADE ITTTTTT

Canada
Uruguay2 - 2Cape Verde Islands



great shit

Cape Verde Islands
Spain4 - 0Saudi Arabia




Spain
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