hanster

Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madrid

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2d ago

generational hatewatch. do you see what happens when you don't start trent. that aside, this makes me question if some of these players want to do this or not 🤣 bc the only person who was locked in the entire time was jude

Player of the match

Jude Bellingham

Real Madrid

Sevilla1 - 3Barcelona

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3d ago

godbless mi capitan but this was a match straight from hell do not do this ever again

Player of the match

Raphinha

Barcelona

Stuttgart0 - 1Dortmund

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3d ago

not much to say here other than that was a decent match

Player of the match

Maximilian Beier

Dortmund

omds. what was arsenal tryna do here. every match before this, no matter how haramball they played, does not compare for how bad this one was. truly you lot were pecked by the seagulls 😭

Player of the match

Pascal Groß

Brighton

Bayern7 - 0Union Berlin

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4d ago

absolute masterclass from olisiala btw #givemichaelhisballondorNOW

Player of the match

Michael Olise

Bayern

i don't know why i subject myself to these things. but wow captain oh captain...

Player of the match

Martin Ødegaard

Arsenal

Elversberg1 - 2Bayern

locked in a little after HT but i think that's mostly cause they rotated key players in so lololol jamal got more minutes tho cheers to that despite him losing possession like 9 out of 10 times

Levante2 - 4Barcelona

baby goat goated as always but like 😬 what the hell was that man. done spoiled me with 5 goals and decent defense performances that you guys had me tweaking during this one! barca do not get me comfortable with a lifestyle you cannot maintain even if you're scoring 4 goals in the end.

Player of the match

Lamine Yamal

Barcelona

Real Madrid4 - 1Rayo Vallecano

i don't even know what to say anymore bruh at least make these matches more bearable by starting trent stop this dumfries gimmick on a wallahi ting

Player of the match

Jude Bellingham

Real Madrid

Bayern5 - 0Bodo/Glimt

jamal bambi musiala is back (he never left) and oh god he's stunning on that pitch

Player of the match

Michael Olise

Bayern

Barcelona5 - 1Feyenoord

absolute masterclass as the attacking line shines as always but my god lamine yamal truly is baby goat. five goals is bloody egregious man

Player of the match

Lamine Yamal

Barcelona

Real Madrid2 - 1Inter

real madrid why do you, 80% of the time, play like shit and yet somehow win every time. nobody has ever said, wow i thoroughly enjoy madrid ball. like no. absolutely grating watch. but god bless bc trent started even if he had to play a position he should never be in again ❤️

Player of the match

Thibaut Courtois

Real Madrid

captain oh captain

Player of the match

Martin Ødegaard

Arsenal

Valencia0 - 5Barcelona

absolute masterclass as always, our attacking line showcasing their abilities per usual truly amazing watch. that pedri goal had me hollering mate

Player of the match

Fermín

Barcelona

Schalke 040 - 0Bayern

first time bayern ball disappointed me. was just high cortisol when jamal and michael both came on but at least jamal is back man

Player of the match

Loris Karius

Schalke 04

Betis1 - 0Real Madrid

said since the start that if they started dumfries over trent they'd lose and guess what #successfulhatewatch

Player of the match

Álvaro Vallés

Betis

Premier League

Aston Villa0 - 1Arsenal

thank god for starboy but please let me know what the end goal was here

Player of the match

Bukayo Saka

Arsenal

four goals and yet it felt like half of these lads did not know what they were doing– like they've never seen a ball before 😭 at least michael seemed pretty tapped in tho (per usual, despite some of his OWN fumbles)

Player of the match

Michael Olise

Bayern

Barcelona5 - 2Rayo Vallecano

still no anthony goal but my god was this match amazing. lamine yamal is back baby and i have never doubted him not even once

Player of the match

Lamine Yamal

Barcelona

Real Madrid4 - 0Malaga

notice how the game went crazy bc trent was on the starting lineup? #HEISHAPPYHERE

Player of the match

Trent Alexander-Arnold

Real Madrid

holy generational match. edge of my seat the entire time and i didn't even watch it live so i cannot imagine how it would've been live. jude bellingham truly you are the one that will save england

Player of the match

Jude Bellingham

England

Dortmund2 - 0Hamburger

snoozefest of a second half

Player of the match

Konstantinos Karetsas

Dortmund

whole team was hungry but that second half went absolutely insane. when has bayern ball ever disappointed anybody?

Player of the match

Michael Olise

Bayern

Arsenal3 - 0Real Madrid

absolute MASTERCLASS from oluwa dec

Player of the match

Declan Rice

Arsenal

captain oh captain

Player of the match

Martin Ødegaard

Arsenal

Barcelona2 - 0Athletic Club

so many legendary goal attempts from barca and yet unai simon had a 90% success rate in blocking them all and i'm not mad in the slightest. that's what you call player of the MATCH

Player of the match

Unai Simón

Athletic Club

Real Madrid4 - 1Real Sociedad

rma's real talent is ragebaiting the fuck out of you the whole match with some goldstar moments to make up for it– THAT KYLIAN HATTRICK WITH THE JUDE ASSISTS THO judian we are so back

Player of the match

Kylian Mbappé

Real Madrid

generational lockin after HT but otherwise lowkey a snooze fest #blessspainforwinningtho

really really fun match overall but somewhere in my heart i wish norway went on ahead instead. still happy for my lads though obviously

Player of the match

Jude Bellingham

England

have you ever played football with absolutely nothing on the line?

Player of the match

Bukayo Saka

England

World Cup

England1 - 2Argentina