bookd.
Fulham1 - 1Man United
Cunha saving my mental health yet again
Fulham
Man City5 - 3Sunderland
Brobbey on a random Sunday afternoon
Sunderland
Wolves1 - 0West Brom
O’Leary so much better than the club he plays for, Wolves very sluggish last 15 but dominated either way despite the loss of Raul. This Wolves team looks so much better than they did last season, Fer is going to make them a lot of money soon.
West Brom
Millwall2 - 2West Ham
Lyndon Dykes stocks were rising in the first half but Millwall completely switched off for the second 45. Manor Solomon is an ugly genocide supporting washed up cunt.
MillwallMan United2 - 3Brighton
defensively we were absolutely rotten, going forward we were even fucking worse. probably the most promising first 10 minutes of football we’ve had all season that was followed by 80+ minutes of some of the most dreary, abysmally shit football you could dread to think of.
Brighton
Liverpool3 - 1Tottenham
that Szoboszlai goal was fucking unreal. why can’t he play like this when i put him in my fantasy team ffs
LiverpoolMan United0 - 1Man Citywho could have ever guessed that the team most notoriously known for cheating & getting away with it would cheat & get away with it again! commentary & pundits going on about how they’re “sure that the refs will apologise after” is fucking great, sure why not but it’s too fucking late if it’s to apologise for a decision that hands 3 points to a team with over 115 unpunished charges already against them. sick of these fucking plastic cunts that started watching football once they listened to wonderwall for the first time. phil foden showed more passion after his sending off than he did when he let his mum get battered infront of his own eyes at a nightclub.
Coventry0 - 5Brightonhad Verbruggen & De Cuyper starting in my FPL team but left Groß on the bench like an idiot
Brighton
Kilmarnock1 - 1Aberdeenwe were absolutely woeful the whole 90, dan happe mate it’d make me more than happe if you never wore the shirt ever again. anthony stewart 2.0. marius müller is going to be written into my will at this point.
AberdeenMan United4 - 0Sabah FA
pretty much what i expected, we weren’t going to get the goal fest that some thought we would but it was comfortable & dominant the whole 90. tielemans & dorgu impressed, would’ve liked to see Rashford get some minutes & potentially his first goal since coming back into the squad. massive weekend ahead of us.
Man UnitedLiverpool2 - 1Atletico Madrid
barcola 002…
Atletico Madrid
Arsenal2 - 1Chelsea
what started off as a promising fixture with both teams looking like the two favourites for the title was instantly soured by an absolutely abysmal refereeing performance from who else but Chris Kavanagh. didn’t bother checking Gabriel hitting Dibu with a roundhouse kick or Rogers being german suplexed in the build up to Arsenal’s winner lmao
Everton2 - 2Man United
Man United
Ipswich0 - 2LiverpoolIpswich players when it came to making the final pass Barcola is 001 btw #nooticing
Liverpool
Hibernian1 - 3Heart Of Midlothian
two clowns fighting
Heart Of Midlothian
Aston Villa0 - 1Arsenalthe day gabriel is skinned alive will be the greatest day of my life. arsenal overprotected as per. jared gillett needs to be deported
Man United5 - 2IpswichPlayer of the season for a reason…
Man UnitedChelsea4 - 3Brighton‘Dibu’ conceding 3 in his first 90 #nooticing
ChelseaAberdeen0 - 1Rangers
what sort of IQ tests do they require when hiring officials in scotland. jesus fucking christ this is the final nail in the coffin for scottish football
Tottenham0 - 2Newcastle
being born into a tottenham supporting family is the worst form of abuse i can think of. i’d rather be set on fire in a tub of vaseline than support those shit cunts
NewcastleLiverpool2 - 2Nott'm Forest
£600m spent in two years & they’re dropping 4 points to nick woltemade & liam delap #okay
Nott'm Forest
Crystal Palace1 - 4Man Cityseeing cherki become the player he is after using him in my fifa career modes during covid makes me feel half proud & half pissed that he plays for citeh
Man CityNewcastle2 - 2Liverpool😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
NewcastleBrighton4 - 0Aston Villathey called me a madman. enjoy garnacho lads.
BrightonMan City2 - 1Bournemouth
haaland stinker saved by two cb’s scoring tap-ins
Man CityWest Brom3 - 1Burnley
hand on my heart i genuinely believe i could get more goals than armando broja in a full season of championship footy
West Brom
Dundee Utd0 - 2Dundee
Dundee
Brentford3 - 0Tottenham£100m Sandro Tonali dropping a stinker & getting outpaced by a 34 year old Callum Wilson
Brentford
Hull City2 - 0Man Unitedembarrassing from start to finish, further proof (as if we could prove it any fucking further) that we desperately need a left back, centre back & striker. noussair was absolutely fucking rotten the whole way through, dorgu is stealing a living. maguire & rashford the only real signs of any promise from what was an absolute bombscare of a 90 minutes.
Hull CityArsenal3 - 0Coventrytzolis looks decent
Arsenal
Cardiff1 - 1Wrexham
stick that in your fucking documentary
CardiffArsenal3 - 0Man CityElliot Anderson VS Arsenal 🔥🔥🔥 • 0 goals • 0 assists • 0 key passes • 0/6 crosses • 0 dribbles • 15x possession lost • 0 tackles • 1/3 ground duels won £113m? What a bargain.
ArsenalAberdeen3 - 0DundeeNtelo is basically Pele mate
AberdeenWolves2 - 2Blackburn
my goat is back 🥹
Wolves
Leeds1 - 1Man Unitedawfully nice of bookd to let us finally review the game nearly 3 hours after it finished. leeds are falling apart again.
Rangers1 - 2HibernianOHHHHHHH DEREK MCWINLESS
HibernianLiverpool2 - 3Monaco
we’re out here getting a draw against the best team in world football meanwhile arsenal & liverpool are getting beat by conference league fodda
Arsenal2 - 3Dortmund
“you have to be sick individual to hatewatch arsenal during pre-season friendlies”
Kilmarnock1 - 5Celtic
Høgh let the Huns out
CelticDundee2 - 0Aberdeenwe are no longer winning the fucking lot
Dundee