
Man United0 - 1Man City



hate United but fucking hell that’s blatant match fixing from Michael Oliver and his team of officials. City and Arsenal top 2 is written out for the officials AGAIN.

Man United
Sunderland0 - 2Arsenal



Arsenal were cheeks today but it’s ok because aura and hype moments will pull them through

Arsenal
Kilmarnock1 - 1Aberdeen



fucking terrible game but WOW do i love Marius Muller

Aberdeen
Arsenal2 - 1Chelsea



yeah alright PGMOL.

Chelsea
Ipswich0 - 2Liverpool



Ipswich 17 points calling it right here

Liverpool
Hibernian1 - 3Heart Of Midlothian



Hibs genuinely could’ve thrashed them from this game lmao

Heart Of Midlothian



PGMOL back at it for another season. brilliant.

Chelsea4 - 3Brighton



it was raining probably allow it for “Dibu”


Chelsea
Tottenham0 - 2Newcastle



WOLTEMADE MINUTES RAAAAAAAH


Newcastle
Liverpool2 - 2Nott'm Forest



Liam Delap 25 minute cameo


Nott'm Forest
Newcastle2 - 2Liverpool



would’ve won with Woltemade on


Newcastle
Brentford3 - 0Tottenham



Igor Thiago stinker further cementing why him being picked over JP at the world cup is still a crime

Brentford
Hull City2 - 0Man United



MAULED BY THE TIGERS

Hull City
Cardiff1 - 1Wrexham



Wrexham bottling another “welsh derby” is pure poetry

Cardiff
Arsenal3 - 0Man City



boring match, Donnaruma stinker, Maresca can’t manage a team UP THE CHELS

Man City
Rangers1 - 2Hibernian



UNhibsed it.

Hibernian
Kilmarnock1 - 5Celtic





Celtic
ST Johnstone4 - 3Kilmarnock



warra game proper cinch ball no keepers in sight VAMOS

ST Johnstone
Aberdeen2 - 1Heart Of Midlothian



HEARTS HAVE FALLEN APAAAAART AGAAAAIIIIN

Aberdeen
Falkirk0 - 2ST Mirren



need to have a look at these officials man lmao

ST Mirren
Dundee Utd1 - 1Rangers



Shankland is pish and Miovski is officially a benchwarmer. life is good.

Dundee Utd
England1 - 2Argentina



wore my Inter top for Lautaro whilst being a Chelsea fan what a fucking day for me hahahahaha


Argentina
Portugal0 - 1Spain



Ronaldo’s last international game being a terrible performance AND a loss at the death is incredibly funny ngl. hate that i cheered for Merino fml

Portugal
Mexico2 - 3England



greatest day of my life will be hearing Alan Shearers bald ass fucking head has been blown off by a local


England
Brazil1 - 2Norway



HAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYONE SEEN GABRIEL, FARTINELLI, PENMAR AND CUNHASS


Norway
Australia1 - 1Egypt



game so wank i genuinely forgot to log it lmaaaooo

Australia
Argentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands



i will never discard another Cape Verde card on ultimate team again. fucking legends.


Argentina
Portugal2 - 1Croatia



hahahahaha they ruled that out for Penaldo fml. doesn’t Veiga head it DELIBERATELY too???


Croatia
Spain3 - 0Austria



Penmal not scoring eh? thought as much


Spain
Colombia0 - 0Portugal



“I’m back”

Panama0 - 2England



shite

England
Ecuador2 - 1Germany



kinda boring but fair play Ecuador that’s well deserved


Ecuador
Panama0 - 1Croatia



boring as fuck. not shocked at all.

Croatia
England0 - 0Ghana



LET IT AAAALLLLLL WORK OOOUUUUUTTT


Ghana
Portugal5 - 0Uzbekistan



Poonaldo tap ins as per


Portugal
Norway3 - 2Senegal



how does one even stop him bro

Norway
France3 - 0Iraq



he can probably do it on a cold rainy night in Stoke

France
Argentina2 - 0Austria



RONALDO COME OUTSIDE

Argentina
New Zealand1 - 3Egypt



ain’t no way Egypt win this group…

Egypt
bookd.