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Created June 2026
Nations League
England2 - 3Spain
kat
kat@lukamos
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

thomas you can tuchel my balls 🖕

Player of the match
Davide Massa (Referee)
Referee
Nations League
England2 - 3Spain
sammy 𑣲⋆。˚
sammy 𑣲⋆。˚@sammy
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

in another life i was born literally anywhere else but england

25
Premier League
Bournemouth0 - 1Liverpool
🍁☕
🍁☕@rururella
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

easy 3 points (for me)

Player of the match
Alexander Isak
Liverpool
Premier League
Brighton3 - 0Arsenal
tucuzeh
tucuzeh@tucuzeh
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

Sometimes we just come to have a laugh with our friends and that was Arsenal Fc today! Arteta won’t just hire pickpockets this time it’ll be human trafficking w everyone who played we’ll be back!

Player of the match
Pascal Groß
Brighton
Premier League
Brighton3 - 0Arsenal
🍁☕
🍁☕@rururella
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

ARSENAL HARAMBALL

Player of the match
Charalampos Kostoulas
Brighton
1
Carabao Cup
Ipswich2 - 4Arsenal
sammy 𑣲⋆。˚
sammy 𑣲⋆。˚@sammy
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

max dowman you are so loved ❤️‍🩹 also 5 (technically 6) hale enders on one pitch is so cool

8
Carabao Cup
Ipswich2 - 4Arsenal
aadil
aadil@aadil
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

The Boy Wonder himself, fairs.

Player of the match
Max Dowman
Arsenal
Premier League
Sunderland0 - 2Arsenal
yaz
yaz@odevertz29
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

the price of believing in raya when he was ‘shite’ and competing with ramsdale.. my goatkeeper mann🙏🙏

Player of the match
David Raya
Arsenal
4
Premier League
Sunderland0 - 2Arsenal
🍁☕
🍁☕@rururella
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

finally the 0-0 curse of 12 sep matches is LIFTED second half genuinely felt like an ai generated script but thank god for david raya and @ ref next time when you give out yellow cards can you include me too?i felt really left out 😔😔

Player of the match
David Raya
Arsenal
4
Premier League
Sunderland0 - 2Arsenal
Hassan
Hassan@gyok14
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

Resilience Resilience Resilience Resilience Resilience Resilience Resilience Resilience

Player of the match
David Raya
Arsenal
Premier League
Sunderland0 - 2Arsenal
sammy 𑣲⋆。˚
sammy 𑣲⋆。˚@sammy
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

highkey didn’t deserve a penalty but WE TAKE IT

Player of the match
David Raya
Arsenal
6
Champions League
Napoli0 - 1Arsenal
Jesus 🇲🇽
Jesus 🇲🇽@mudkipz_101
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

Decent match overall. Arsenal was the dominant side for majority of the match however they did struggle to break down this nasty Allegri ball. Also these guys just couldn’t shoot for shit today I guess. 😭 Also lovely goal from Odegaard. 🤩

Player of the match
Martin Ødegaard
Arsenal
Champions League
Napoli0 - 1Arsenal
sammy 𑣲⋆。˚
sammy 𑣲⋆。˚@sammy
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

allegri pulling the nastiest demonic low block straight from hell

Player of the match
Martin Ødegaard
Arsenal
10
Champions League
Napoli0 - 1Arsenal
aadil
aadil@aadil
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

Heart was in my ass but my god, we finally got one through thanks to Odegaard. We have been dominating this entire game with xG and other things through the roof but bad finishing has cost us in the first half, especially Saka and Hincapie’s chances alongside Madueke in the second half. Won anyways and onto Sunderland away COYG

Player of the match
Martin Ødegaard
Arsenal
Premier League
Arsenal2 - 1Chelsea
yaz
yaz@odevertz29
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

Very entertaining game I must say as if I wasn’t ready to puke my heart out from the first minute but anyway tzolis man what a player, I don’t have words he’s just a joy to watch it’s unlucky he keeps getting yellows for nothing (just ruining my fpl for nothing). Raya I felt so safe. I love how composed he always is he’s just that guy. As for ODEVERTZ DOG WALKING THEM. MY BRAND.

Player of the match
Martin Ødegaard
Arsenal
Premier League
Arsenal2 - 1Chelsea
Hassan
Hassan@gyok14
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

Seven years without a win for small chels😭😭😭😭😭

Player of the match
Martin Ødegaard
Arsenal
Premier League
Arsenal2 - 1Chelsea
tucuzeh
tucuzeh@tucuzeh
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

TEWWW GOOD!! Shoutout havertz never disappoints vs chelshit #TamedTheLions

Player of the match
Martin Ødegaard
Arsenal
Premier League
Everton2 - 2Man United
sammy 𑣲⋆。˚
sammy 𑣲⋆。˚@sammy
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

grealish impact off the bench and maitland-niles banger

Player of the match
Ainsley Maitland-Niles
Everton
Premier League
Aston Villa0 - 1Arsenal
sammy 𑣲⋆。˚
sammy 𑣲⋆。˚@sammy
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★31 Aug 2026

1.5 stars ONLY because i see unai emery unhappy. another painful watch but 3 points on the board from villa away is a positive. tzolis was getting absolutely clamped on the wings (saka too to an extent) which is worrying considering that it’s either him or eze on lw. speaking of eze i really did like his cameo there today but i hope that’s not an excuse for not signing at least another natural lw. yet again a team has failed to make me afraid of jackson and garnacho which is funny so it wasn’t fully a loss, plus today has made me more confident in our rotation in defence and midfield even if our attack is still poor. also as promised yesterday my jurrien timber drawing on notes app (get well soon goat 💔)

Player of the match
Declan Rice
Arsenal
21
Premier League
Aston Villa0 - 1Arsenal
yaz
yaz@odevertz29
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★31 Aug 2026

What a headache 🥹🥹 I’m just glad this match is over finally and Matty cash I fucking hate that little cunt so bad im so glad I don’t have to see his ugly bald head anymore fucking twat. Great loyalty test/match.

Player of the match
Bukayo Saka
Arsenal
Premier League
Aston Villa0 - 1Arsenal
aadil
aadil@aadil
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★31 Aug 2026

Slog of a game so instead I’ll be doing a movie review here, Just watched this film called Bethlehem Kudumba Unit directed by one of my favorite directors in the world in Girish A.D and it stars Nivin Pauly(literally like my childhood icon, pretty big youth star of sorts) and Mamitha Baiju who is another actress I’m a fan of and I have even written a script for but that’s besides the point, The movie is a very very good age gap rom com and it does delve into generation gaps in these type of relationships in a very suave and funny manner and also they were so so cute together like oh my god, I was laughing my ass off and even whistling when seeing this, But enough about that dude, I had a very hectic day yesterday, went to the waterfalls and made it just in time for the movie to start and now we came back via an auto rickshaw which was is the last picture attached here, shit was at like 12am. Anyways the game is ass, BKU is a top 3 film for me this year and god I love Rom Coms and I really wanna write one Thank youuu

Player of the match
Bukayo Saka
Arsenal
Premier League
Aston Villa0 - 1Arsenal
Hassan
Hassan@gyok14
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★31 Aug 2026

I thought we passed this 1-0 gimmick

Player of the match
Declan Rice
Arsenal
6
Premier League
Chelsea4 - 3Brighton
sammy 𑣲⋆。˚
sammy 𑣲⋆。˚@sammy
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★30 Aug 2026

picture definitely unrelated i’m mostly being salty since chelsea seem really solid this match (even neto scored) but brighton nearly came back in that second half. i think the biggest issue for chelsea this season will be their lack of possession but they did pretty well today off the ball so it could go under the radar. i would say they’ve defensively shaped up a lot but simultaneously they did concede 3 goals so even if they’re better it’s still not where i presume xabi alonso wants it to be. their midfield definitely missed caicedo too, i think it’ll be worrying that he was out last match for injury and now had to be taken off the pitch after 20 minutes (as well as lavia still not completing a full 90). i’ve mostly been talking about chelsea but brighton impressed me a lot. i think once they realised you can’t keep crossing the ball right into where lacroix is stood they improved. their defence clearly misses van hecke but i think they’re managing somewhat well so they should be able to handle teams that are weaker attacking wise. overall, this match has made me believe (unless they drop off in december) that chelsea will be in the title race since they don’t have european competitions to worry about too which is not very good for us.

Player of the match
João Pedro
Chelsea
World Cup
Spain1 - 0Argentina
tucuzeh
tucuzeh@tucuzeh
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★19 Jul 2026

CAMPEONES CAMPEONES 🇪🇸 ARSENAL BRINGS HOME THE CUP🏆🏆🏆 Complete domination and nullification of Argentine as a teta ball enthusiast i am moved. It’s a good day another F. Torres bring home World Cup and Enzo unlucky lad does what he does best Today the World Cup ends and I’ve spent it all documenting it on this app, what a journey it’s been; stayed up too late watching Scotland vs Haiti. Regretting watching Qatar vs Switzerland but always with people who love the sport just as much. @odevertz29 is the goat who put me on to this app, lil sis who I did infact traumatise at a grocery store with the ozil news (iykyk). arigato bookd nation and my arsenal family❤️

Player of the match
Ferran Torres
Spain
9