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PSG2 - 1Aston Villa
We are back babyyy
PSG
Spain1 - 0Argentina
Fermín genuinely would’ve had this game wrapped up by the first hydration break
Spain
France4 - 6England
This game deadass looking like lunchtime footy bro, put the worst players as goalies
EnglandEngland1 - 2ArgentinaAsked ChatGPT for a Thomas Tuchel haramball image and it gave me this Funniest shit I’ve ever seen They tried cancelling our Finallisima but the bath connection is too strong
ArgentinaFrance0 - 2SpainVAMOOOOOS THATS MY CB UNAI SIMÓN MEJOR PORTERO DEL MUNDOOOOO I was watching this game on a screen at like a 75 degree angle so I couldn’t tell who was who but I seen some shit I know only Dani Olmo can do
Spain
Spain2 - 1BelgiumNo Onana, no Tielemans, no Debast, no Courtois or de Bruyne for half a game and still took Spain to the 88th minute what a game Rudi Garcia is doing some black magic shit, this guy made Seys lock up Yamal and brings on 53 year old Witsel to run it back and everything works out But ofc Courtois sabotaging us bc he would be sleeping on the couch if Belgium were to win I watched this game surrounded by Spaniards so at least I get to live Oh yeah wait I forgot about Cubarsi what a shift from him he’s the goat fr so underrated
SpainFrance2 - 0Morocco
Dictator Mbappe respecting God Messi by missing a penalty and scoring + assisting
France
Switzerland0 - 0Colombia
Genuinely fell asleep during the first half of extra time Kobel gets motm purely for the one pen save
SwitzerlandArgentina3 - 2Egypt
I know he missed that shit on purpose I just can’t prove it
Argentina
USA1 - 4BelgiumRAAAAAAAAAAH USA GET FUCKED SLAAP ZACHT SCHATJEEEEE
Belgium
Portugal0 - 1SpainBorja Iglesias highlights
Spain
Brazil1 - 2Norway
Neymar scoring a penalty
Norway
Paraguay0 - 1FranceParaguay VS Mbappe
FranceArgentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands
What The Fuck Was this game bruh
Cape Verde IslandsSpain3 - 0Austria
Putellas is my real mvp, the aura is crazy
SpainBelgium3 - 2Senegal
What the fuck This game had it all: bangers, civil war subplot, Lakaka goal for the comeback, broken English 120+5 penalty announcement, last minute winner
BelgiumFrance3 - 0Sweden
Mbappe x Barcola x Elanga x Gyokeres
France
South Africa0 - 1Canada
Both teams whenever South Africa’s gk is on the ball This Mbokazi shift should not go unnoticed
Canada
New Zealand1 - 5BelgiumWoke up at 5 am for these guys to start moving like 10/11 Barcelona in the second half Hopefully the Belgian media does not overreact and labels us as dark horses again haha that would never happen right Streets will never forget Lukakus first touch in the game to send us top of the group
BelgiumSenegal5 - 0Iraq
No more Iraq ball
SenegalNorway1 - 4FranceHow Aasgaard was moving before halftime
France
Bosnia & Herzegovina3 - 1Qatar
2 time reigning Asia champions grouped
Bosnia & HerzegovinaSwitzerland2 - 1CanadaManzambi ball
SwitzerlandEngland0 - 0Ghana
Genuinely couldn’t watch 5 consecutive minutes of this, not worth picking a motm
Portugal5 - 0Uzbekistan
A good Ronaldo performance in the year of our lord 2026
PortugalFrance3 - 0IraqFell asleep during the suspension
FranceArgentina2 - 0AustriaMessi Messi Messi Messi Si Si Si Si
Argentina
Uruguay2 - 2Cape Verde IslandsLenini splitting the Uruguayan wall like Moses splitting the Red Sea back in the 15th century BCE (for those of us who remember) Thank god I stayed up for this, my eyes are healed after watching that Belgium train wreck
Cape Verde IslandsBelgium0 - 0Iran
Just imagined this Belgium side playing against a respectable team in the RO32 and fell to my knees 🥀🥀 the first boring goalless draw of this tournament and OF COURSE it is Belgium No coherence, everybody trying bullshit like it’s a 3rd grade playground, zero creativity and you bring on HANS VANAKEN to fix the midfield Now Rudy Garcia complaining about the refereeing broski you failed to beat Iran who a guy playing in the Belgian second division, Getafe would comfortably win this game just take responsibility man Belgian media is pissing me tf off, talking about “we played fine and 9/10 times we win this game” brudda are we watching the same game, then saying stuff like “Egypts performance will decide whether or not we finish on top of the group” maybe we should focus on beating NZL first Anyway just another cycle in the eternal “shadow favourite Belgium” loop, Mechele and Ngoy deserve some credit (despite the red) and fair play to Iran who defended very well
IranSpain4 - 0Saudi Arabia
Spain remembering how to attack
Spain
Netherlands5 - 1SwedenKoeman playing Halalball
Netherlands
Switzerland4 - 1Bosnia & HerzegovinaEmbolo watching this Manzambi performance
Switzerland
Czechia1 - 1South AfricaSouth Africa longshots
Czechia