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Chicago Fire2 - 1Charlotte



WE’RE BACK BABY


Chicago Fire
Inter Miami3 - 2Chicago Fire



i miss cuypers already


Chicago Fire
Spain1 - 0Argentina



Postive correlation of penalties in a match to goals Messi scores

Spain
France4 - 6England



I legit turned the match off three different times thinking it was over

England
France0 - 2Spain



Rating inflation is real this was a genuine snooze fest

Spain
Argentina3 - 1Switzerland



Fuck you Julian Alvarez

Argentina
Norway1 - 2England



If they promised Schjelderup a 14 year old girl for every goal he scored Norway would have won 10-1


England
Man City0 - 1Chelsea



Yo

Chelsea
USA1 - 4Belgium



Heartwarming: Tim Ream protests Balogun red card suspension being overturned by simulating the United States having ten men. 🚨🙏

Belgium
Mexico2 - 3England



Bellendingham capping off a masterclass by getting suspended against Norway in the quarter-final


England
Argentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands



One of the greatest matches of all time

Cape Verde Islands
Brazil1 - 2Norway



I won a sprite because of this game

Norway
Australia1 - 1Egypt



SPEAK NOW SOCCEROOS


Egypt
USA2 - 0Bosnia & Herzegovina



COUNTRY ROOOOOADS TAKE ME HOOOOME TO THE PLAAAACE I BEELOOOOOONG SEATTLE ROUND OF 16 TAKE ME HOME COUNTRY ROADS

USA
Türkiye3 - 2USA



Turns out when both teams play their reserves the match is batshit insane

Türkiye
Bosnia & Herzegovina3 - 1Qatar



going to come full circle when Bosnia gets sent home by America

Bosnia & Herzegovina
Switzerland2 - 1Canada



This isn’t Qatar anymore Toto…

Switzerland
England0 - 0Ghana



Gordon is so white

Ghana
Portugal5 - 0Uzbekistan



Goals does not mean fun to watch

Portugal
Jordan1 - 2Algeria



This was a match that happened during the 2026 FIFA World Cup.

Algeria
Norway3 - 2Senegal



USA beats Senegal 3-2 “Overrated” “hasn’t played a real team” “president was friends with Epstein” Norway beats Senegal 3-2 “Dark horse” “semifinal potential” “former pm was friends with Epstein.”

Norway
Iran0 - 1USA



GET INNNN

USA
Uruguay2 - 2Cape Verde Islands



Cape Verde is capturing hearts

Cape Verde Islands
Belgium0 - 0Iran



Belgium would have scored had they brought the most in-form striker in the world…


Iran
Spain4 - 0Saudi Arabia



I don’t think the Saudi’s are getting any government-funded Rolls-Royces this year.

Spain
Chicago Fire1 - 0Nashville



Were the Fire, the mighty Fire, we only punch above!

Chicago Fire
Barcelona2 - 0Real Madrid



El clasico gets rated every year just to be a possession-off

Barcelona
France1 - 2Ivory Coast



This was CAF’s tournament before it even started

Ivory Coast
Czechia1 - 1South Africa



Fuckkkkkk pleeeease Czech Republic come on Czech Republic come on
Switzerland4 - 1Bosnia & Herzegovina



Last 20 minutes sounded crazy in my earbud at work

Switzerland
USA3 - 2Senegal



Successful work watch annoying my coworkers

USA
England1 - 1USA



USA WIN 1-1 GREATEST TIE AGAINST THE BRITISH SINCE BUNKER HILL

Chicago Fire
Tunisia0 - 4Japan



They cleaned up Tunisia

Japan
Ecuador0 - 0Curaçao



“Dad how good was Eloy Room?”


Curaçao
Argentina3 - 3France



Greatest football match of all time

France
Mexico2 - 0South Africa



Might be the most boring World Cup opening of all fucking time

South Africa
Germany2 - 1Ivory Coast



Three different times I got up to do something quickly because the game was boring and they scored within 30 seconds every fucking time

Germany
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