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Argentina3 - 0Benin
Superlatives are things used to describe the most exemplary of phenomena, but you do run out of those, And I did just now, I’ve ran out of it since 2017 infact, when he lifted that shirt after having a black eye, broken tooth, facing off against a side which threepeated as the kings of Europe, against the best in the world too at that time with Noodlehaired Ronaldo infact, I ran out of words, when he almost carried Barcelona by himself to a treble, that’s when I ran out of words, when at the age of 35, he led Argentina to a date with destiny and won the World Cup with a POTT campaign and going up against the best of the best the world had to offer, I ran out of words and well, When this year he went one level above and took Argentina to the World Cup final at the age of 39, 20 years after everything which has happened, 20 years after 8 Ballon D’Or’s, 4 Champions Leagues, 48 Major Honours, he infact probably played even better at this age than he did when he won the World Cup, Messi is an anomaly but it’s the anomaly that makes you push for the stars for he is the stars, you know it’s funny how much human beings can mean for other human beings like my body literally feels sick right now seeing you go, Leo, It’s fucking insane honestly, I think you have me a curse of sorts, making me love this sport so much because of you, so many sleepless nights, so many heartbreaks and so so so so many joyful moments. Lionel Andres Messi Cutticini, you are the greatest this sport has, will and ever see, we all love you so so much, so so much. The World Cup this year, you shone so so bright, brighter than players who are doing presidential campaigns for an honor you won 8 times, you are the best player in the world still and always will be. My chest hurts and everything but god I love you Lionel Messi, enjoy retirement now, you can rest with that crown held atop your head.
Argentina3 - 0Benin
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lionel... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you since I first laid eyes on you. The way you glide past defenders and strike fear into your enemies' eyes. Your perfectly dewy symmetrical shimmering touch on that football, your gorgeous little left foot, and that devastating dribbling. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the pitch, you're a great friend, father, captain, sometimes I even call you my honey bunch sugar poo cutie pie. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the one day you will retire from club football. I would sacrifice my own life if it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you lost the 2014 World Cup final and it's like my heart broke into a million pieces and I couldn't go back. But a poo still fell from my right eye when I saw you finally lift that beautiful World Cup trophy in Qatar, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to be happy. But alas, you did, my sweet babypoo was happy and I rejoiced. That night was a hard night for us baby, but the dawn afterwards you made history happen. You became a World Cup champion. I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king lift that trophy while the entire world watched. Not only have you changed the art of football and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. The goals, the assists, the trophies, the impossible dribbles, the free kicks, the little celebrations. eveery single moment has been engraved into my poo. And now you've gone to the twilight of your career, but still the goat, MY goat. I love you (poo)kie bear, my glorious king, Lionel Messi.
Argentina
Croatia1 - 2Spain
i survived this game by an inch of an hair…this game was actually so shit everyone and their mom was surrounding lamine, olmost stayed true to his name, our defense was only a 19 year old, the croatians wanted to kill us, laporte almost died..but atleast we won?
Spain
Portugal2 - 1Norway
should've learned my lesson the first time i watched portugal vs norway.. boring
Türkiye1 - 4Italy
arda guler has been through more than the navy seals who killed bin laden
Italy
Israel0 - 3Rep. Of Ireland
Rep. Of IrelandEngland2 - 3Spainwatching this match as a barca fan and looking at yamal and gordon
England
Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madrid
Tactical disasterclass from both teams but slightly less so from Atletico. Real never really looked in it especially after going a goal and man down, but that late Rudiger consolation had Atleti shitting bricks and running around like headless chickens. Is this the year Diego "Walk 'Em Down" Simeone shatters the Clasico hegemony at the top of La Liga once more?
Sevilla1 - 3Barcelona
how it felt watching barcelona fans complain about conceding ONE (1) goal
Barcelona
Elche2 - 3Real MadridEspi last minute winner
Real Madrid
Man United0 - 1Man City
the first sixty minutes were really boring so I spent the last thirty minutes getting a brain MRI so they can assess the psychic damage I took. whatever I thought we were going down by a lot more if I missed you let me know I’ll tag 👍👍
Man City
Venezia2 - 4Fiorentina
#isilovesmastantuono
FiorentinaBarcelona5 - 1Feyenoord
feyenoord players stay onside challenge FAILED 😂😂😂
BarcelonaReal Madrid2 - 1Inter
Tried nonchalant gimmick but something something girl something something
Real MadridBarcelona5 - 2Rayo Vallecano
only joined for the last 10 minutes but just know that i will be compiling a list of bookd users who talked shit about lamine last match and reporting their accounts
BarcelonaReal Madrid4 - 1Real Sociedad
chat made me dizzy, Le Dictateur scored a hattrick, worse of all — i had to endure seeing Dude Belligerent on my screen 😭😭😭 my day just got started and it’s already becoming worse by the minute !
Real Madrid
Lyon1 - 2Fenerbahçe
2 disallowed goals ffs, j’suis malade 😭😭😭
Lyon
Wolves2 - 2Blackburn
Competitive game, thought Blackburn played very well and surprised people. Had them playoff chasers myself. Wolves will still have a strong season despite the setback tonight. They just need to settle down after such a poor season, their players have too much quality to be anything but top 3. Highlight of the match goes to my prophetic comment though, I felt it minutes before the penalty.
Blackburn