bookd.
Real Madrid W1 - 1Paris Saint Germain W
liquidate the club, reform the men’s and women’s team, and come back
Bayern Munich W2 - 2Manchester City W
interesting fixture.. tbh i felt bayern outplayed but oh well beauty of the UCL
Bayern Munich W
Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madrid
i dont have the energy, passion, belief or the mental capacity to care tbh it's on the board and the players if they want to win silverware or not.
Roma2 - 2Inter
we can’t defeat el burger man
Roma
Barcelona7 - 2Racing Santander
yo man i just gave up
Barcelona
Fiorentina3 - 0Pisa
they gave Vanoli manor solomon and finished players and expected him to do magic with them? see what happens when you put a competent manager with a competent side?
Fiorentina
Elche2 - 3Real Madridespi will grow to be a great striker. i believe in it. i just have to give him the mvp due to the winning goal. classy.
Real Madrid
Man United0 - 1Man City
id like my 90 back
Man City
Levante2 - 4Barcelonayou just gotta say fairs
BarcelonaReal Madrid4 - 1Rayo Vallecano
not satisfied, but a decent win and important to catch up with barcelona
Real Madrid
Venezia2 - 4FiorentinaFORGOT TO LOG THIS YEEEESSSSSS FRANCO
Fiorentina
Slavia Praha2 - 3Lens
that ending was fucking insane.... lens you've won me over
Slavia Praha
Como4 - 1RB Leipzig
NICO PAZ 2K27 BDOR
Como
Bayern5 - 0Bodo/Glimt
that first half was rough but the 2nd half made up for it
Bayern
Sporting CP3 - 1Galatasaray
very fun game with lots at stake, hatewatch successful.
Sporting CP
Napoli0 - 1Arsenal
pretty end to end and i like the odegaard redemption hes having
Arsenal
Liverpool2 - 1Atletico Madridllorente always scores in liverpool because its gloomy and theres no sun so he doesnt have to worry about using sunscreen
LiverpoolReal Madrid2 - 1Interinter 100% should’ve walked off with 3 points. very very poor from alot of these players, reminds me of liverpool. thank you courtois (i hate to say this), because had he been whiskered off, the scoreline of this may have been inter’s revenge for the UCL final. pathetic, this team needs to fix up before atleti because silly mistakes will not be easy to capitalize on like they were today. i’m disappointed, i do not think this is the energy and fire (especially from the attack, they were all woeful tonight idc) that people wanted to see after betis away 👍👍
Real Madrid
Club Brugge KV2 - 3Aston Villa
this is how you open a champions league!
Aston VillaArsenal2 - 1Chelsea
London is red, violets are blue Arsenal owns Chelsea every new moon
Arsenal
Schalke 040 - 0Bayernhappy that karius is doing well and rebuilding his career again
Schalke 04Inter3 - 2Napolichivu has seriously (!!) got his shit together vs big sides (if this was 25/26 napoli wouldve won by like 3), scared on tuesday
InterFiorentina1 - 2Torino
sold mandragora he joins torino he scores the equalizer 😂
Betis1 - 0Real Madridi’ll kill myself infront of Mourinho, Vini and Mbappe and change the trajectory of their lives
Osnabrück1 - 4Bayerngreat game i have nothing funny or insightful to say anyways i just suck at this but great game
Bayern
HEBC0 - 5Dortmund
Borussia DortmundAston Villa0 - 1Arsenaltzolis hive it is not over. dw
ArsenalBarcelona5 - 2Rayo Vallecanoanthony michael gordon i owe you my life
BarcelonaReal Madrid4 - 0Malaga
we can actually play football against relegation sides now, lovely stuff
Real MadridFiorentina0 - 3Frosinone
God bless I slept through this. Paratici out, board out, how do you sell our striker but not get a backup. Also what do half of these bums do these mfs just got PROMOTED
Real Madrid4 - 1Real Sociedad
sexiest football i've seen from us in over 2 years lol. put jude as the 10 and give him the chance to strike and boom
Real Madrid
Lyon1 - 2Fenerbahçe
OL we go again next szn
Lyon
Fulham2 - 3ChelseaGG7 HAS ARRIVED
ChelseaRoma4 - 0FiorentinaU just gotta put your hands up and say fairs. It’s the first game of the season and I have faith that the management will turn it around, because if you’re having games like this continuously despite having arguably the biggest transfer window of the league… then yeah. Alarms haven’t rung yet
RomaElche0 - 5BarcelonaI'm biased and I also think he is really hot. pree MVP. I am also scared asf for this szn. edit forgot to score
Barcelona
Brighton4 - 0Aston Villathis season is the former club brugge player breakout season
Brighton
Espanyol1 - 2Real Madridedit: id place dean and konate higher in rankings, like a 5/6 out of 10
Dortmund1 - 2BayernDortmund does Dortmund things and Bayern does Bayern things. More at 5.
Dortmund
Udinese1 - 1Comook! maybe fabregas isn't rinsed. i thought this was a good game all in all. udinese at a certain point could gun for europe, and they would deserve it over like.. majority of the league. i think this game was pretty equal but i would have to hand it to the defenses on both sides, and personally okoye for udinese because he was great in stopping como from making it abt 3 or 4 + nigerian bias sorry lmao (and this also proves he needs to start for country btw chelle open your eyes)
Udinese