
Bournemouth0 - 1Liverpool



i texted my cousin "why isak ghosting" minutes before he scored. u should be thanking me because isak got my message
Brighton3 - 0Arsenal



after that diabolical chelsea match, i really needed this arse anal hatewatch. THANK YOU BRIGHTON GET PECKED BY THE SEAGULLS OR SMTH


Brighton
Brentford3 - 0Chelsea



im glad international break is right around the corner. i can prioritise my mental health now

Chelsea2 - 2Hull City



might need to check for high blood pressure
Arsenal2 - 1Chelsea



a nuclear war could happen rn and i could see giant waves of fire rushing towards me to burn me alive, yet this would still be the worst day of my life. better luck next time blues 💔

Fulham2 - 3Chelsea



stunning!! though chelsea fans need to get some braincells and stop booing enzo... he's literally playing for us, it's not helping anyone 😭

Chelsea
Hull City2 - 0Man United



HOLYYYY SHITTTTT


Hull City
Spain1 - 0Argentina



there were only 3 things that kept this match entertaining. shakira, e. martinez working overtime, and cucurella's luscious hair
France0 - 2Spain



this match was an actual snooze fest
USA1 - 4Belgium




Belgium
bookd.

