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Premier League
Bournemouth0 - 1Liverpool
chelsea
chelsea@jerkmaster453
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

i texted my cousin "why isak ghosting" minutes before he scored. u should be thanking me because isak got my message

Premier League
Brighton3 - 0Arsenal
chelsea
chelsea@jerkmaster453
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

after that diabolical chelsea match, i really needed this arse anal hatewatch. THANK YOU BRIGHTON GET PECKED BY THE SEAGULLS OR SMTH

Player of the match
Pascal Groß
Brighton
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Premier League
Brentford3 - 0Chelsea
chelsea
chelsea@jerkmaster453
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

im glad international break is right around the corner. i can prioritise my mental health now

Premier League
Arsenal2 - 1Chelsea
chelsea
chelsea@jerkmaster453
4w ago

a nuclear war could happen rn and i could see giant waves of fire rushing towards me to burn me alive, yet this would still be the worst day of my life. better luck next time blues 💔

Premier League
Fulham2 - 3Chelsea
chelsea
chelsea@jerkmaster453
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★24 Aug 2026

stunning!! though chelsea fans need to get some braincells and stop booing enzo... he's literally playing for us, it's not helping anyone 😭

Player of the match
Cole Palmer
Chelsea
World Cup
Spain1 - 0Argentina
chelsea
chelsea@jerkmaster453
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★20 Jul 2026

there were only 3 things that kept this match entertaining. shakira, e. martinez working overtime, and cucurella's luscious hair