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Aldih 🥀✌️. One of the ogs of this platform . Witnessed and suffered through 25/26 Tottenham Hotspur season

Tottenham Hotspur Medical Roomyoutu.be/iik25wqIuFo?si=YGLrOz3IL3cTIzMx
Created March 2026
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Premier League
West Ham2 - 3Tottenham
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6d ago

Type of late winner that makes you cum in your pants

Player of the match
Gareth Bale
Tottenham
1
Premier League
Tottenham2 - 3Aston Villa
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

Wake me up when September ends . Fuck this chud ass team dude like they play good football for 30 mins and then collapse like they got chocked or smth . Atleast I won’t have to watch and go through this humiliation ritual during these 3 weeks

Player of the match
Johan Manzambi
Aston Villa
Carabao Cup
Liverpool3 - 1Tottenham
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

It’s getting better ig

Player of the match
Alexis Allister
Liverpool
La Liga
Barcelona7 - 2Racing Santander
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

Barcelona to any team now

Player of the match
Raphinha
Barcelona
Premier League
Tottenham0 - 0Everton
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

If the entire spurs team tried to shoot Kirk , he would be with us and we won’t be blessed with this . Hopefully villa helps us

Player of the match
James Garner
Everton
Premier League
Everton2 - 2Man United
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

YANITED , YOU JUST GOT WASHED BY THE NILE

Player of the match
Hayden Hackney
Everton
Premier League
Hull City0 - 0Aston Villa
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

Hard while watching this

Player of the match
Zion Suzuki
Aston Villa
Premier League
Nott'm Forest0 - 0Tottenham
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

I mean analytical, we are creating chances so that is a better than Frank’s lucky ass start . Like we created 1.5 xg whereas frank would create 0.0001 xg on a good day . There is like semblance and patterns of attack showing now . My main takeaway is that this teams needs to block the noise and lock in because they are good statistically , they need to convert it on the pitch . Also tel aviv and Gallagher need to be relegated to bench warming and de zerbi needs to play his wingers more narrow rather than touchline . We would generate a lot more shots that way . It’s not fully doom and gloom , it’s just a patience game of when will the performances on the pitch back up the stats . They have to ignore the noise tho otherwise I and the team will go insane

Player of the match
James McAtee
Nott'm Forest
La Liga
Betis1 - 0Real Madrid
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

WHAT DID I TELL YALL , PARROTT SHOWED MBAPPE THAT THERE IS LEVELS TO THIS GAME

Player of the match
Álvaro Vallés
Betis
Carabao Cup
Tottenham5 - 1Charlton
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★27 Aug 2026

Mateus Fernandes whisper and tel me Moore about yourself you sexy beast . Also Savio was good ig

Player of the match
Mikey Moore
Tottenham
Premier League
Brighton4 - 0Aston Villa
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★23 Aug 2026

If garnacho was brought on at HT , he would have scored 5 goals according to a vision I saw rn

Player of the match
Jack Hinshelwood
Brighton
Premier League
Brentford3 - 0Tottenham
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★22 Aug 2026

Nothing ever happens

Player of the match
Mamadou Sangaré
Brentford
World Cup
Argentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4 Jul 2026

I woke up after a 10hr sleep just to see this result.

Player of the match
Vózinha
Cape Verde Islands
World Cup
South Africa1 - 0South Korea
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★25 Jun 2026

If you squint your eyes , the South Korean coach looks like Thomas frank

Player of the match
Thapelo Maseko
South Africa
World Cup
Netherlands5 - 1Sweden
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★21 Jun 2026

Cody gakpo performing is the sign that the fog is disappearing

Player of the match
Cody Gakpo
Netherlands
World Cup
South Korea2 - 1Czech Republic
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★12 Jun 2026

Mossad has found its new base in Czech Republic

Player of the match
Hwang In-Beom
South Korea
Champions League
PSG1 - 1Arsenal
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★30 May 2026

I kind of feel bad tbh for the arsenal . Still COUNTER TERRORISTS WIN . also this was the kvara that played today

Player of the match
Daniel Siebert 🇩🇪 (Referee)
Referee
Serie A
Napoli1 - 0Udinese
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★24 May 2026

Well gentlemen conte has left . What did I tell ya

Player of the match
Rasmus Højlund
Napoli
Premier League
Burnley1 - 1Wolves
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★24 May 2026

One of the matches of all time

Player of the match
Pedro Lima
Wolves
Premier League
Liverpool1 - 1Brentford
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★24 May 2026

We will all miss mo salah

Player of the match
Mohamed Salah
Liverpool
Premier League
Tottenham1 - 0Everton
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★24 May 2026

WE ARE NOT LEAVING , WE ARE NOT FUCKING LEAVING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK LANGE FUCK VINAI FUCK PGMOL FUCK THE OTHER 19 CLUBS FUCK THE TROLLS FUCK FRANK FUCK THE DOUBTERS FUCK CASH FUCK BROBBERY COYS

Player of the match
João Palhinha
Tottenham
Championship
Hull City1 - 0Middlesbrough
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★23 May 2026

Two cheeks of the same ass 🥀✌️ . If we go down , we should be dominating this league

Player of the match
Ivor Pandur
Hull City
Premier League
Chelsea1 - 3Tottenham
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★20 May 2026

We’ve got Alli, Dele Alli, I just don’t think you understand, He only cost five mill, He’s better than Ozil, We’ve got Dele Alli... Lore drop here one of my most favourite memories in fm 23 was winning the premier league at Stamford bridge, defeating Chelsea 2-0 with son and Kane still in the team

Player of the match
Bamidele Alli
Tottenham
Premier League
Hull City1 - 7Tottenham
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★20 May 2026

Miss scorelines like this especially on an opening day

Player of the match
Harry Kane
Tottenham
Premier League
Bournemouth1 - 1Man City
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★20 May 2026

The GOONERS can release their load now ig

Player of the match
Eli Kroupi
Bournemouth
Premier League
Chelsea2 - 1Tottenham
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★20 May 2026

Well it looks like this is going to the final day now . Fuck Lange and vinai , threatening the club’s future just for some extra money in the summer is fucking stupid and I PRAY that these two get deported to Chernobyl or smth . There were wingers available in jan like lookman , bobb , kubo or sm1 from Saudi on loan we could have gotten in to save us but no . As for the game , rkm is a Ponzi scheme , lacked clinicality in the final third which could have drawn or won the game and fuck pgmol . Tel and rkm have 0 iq in final third and that bench makes me cry . I just remembered Ruben neves was available on loan fuck . If we stay in the premier league , this de zerbi era looks promising but Lange has to go and we need to get a competent lw , a st if we sell solanke , sell Romero and use vuskovic , 2 cm who can pass and dictate the tempo and maybe a rw depending if kudus is available next season or regardless for the depth . Thank god I slept and not stay up till 3 am to watch this mess

Player of the match
Enzo Fernández
Chelsea
6
Premier League
Wolves1 - 1Fulham
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★17 May 2026

Yo since this match is one of the matches of all time , just wanted to ask the people of Bookd what is your favourite fifa 15 song , mine personally is sunshine by teddy bears

Player of the match
Antonee Robinson
Fulham
Premier League
Newcastle3 - 1West Ham
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★17 May 2026

Big up the woltesula striker partnership . Enjoy your retirement trippier and nuno , you did us a favour after 4 years , you are now above the frank 🥀

Player of the match
William Osula
Newcastle
Serie A
Juventus0 - 2Fiorentina
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★17 May 2026

Seeing juventus in the rut lowers my cortisol to the extreme low low low low low low APPLE BOTTOM JEAN 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

Player of the match
Cher Ndour
Fiorentina
FA Cup
Chelsea0 - 1Man City
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★16 May 2026

The game’s over finally , please Tottenham get a win against these blue scums ffs

Player of the match
Liam Delap
Chelsea