Santos Laguna0 - 1Guadalajara Chivas



[insert full detailed review of the match] uh oh…seems like the essay didn’t show up 😬 sorry @toni!!! — What the hell did not go on in this chat???😭😭😭

Sevilla2 - 1Rayo Vallecano


Back to back games with red cards, yeah La Liga is so back. 😭

Rayo Vallecano
Sevilla2 - 1Rayo Vallecano


Game woke up at the end, but more bs costs me prediction points 😭😭😭💔💔💔 #JusticeForTheo
Sheffield Utd0 - 0Birmingham


That was a football match where a ball was kicked around a pitch for 90 minutes! #SOTC

Sheffield Utd
Club America1 - 1Austin


We were far superior than them but struggled to create good chances. I mean our goal was just a lucky deflection that their GK should’ve probably saved it. With the draw we still qualify for the next round but it would’ve felt so much better to win this in 90 minutes than to go to pens and lose it.

Austin
Club America1 - 1Austin



¿américa, que pasa? i don’t even know what to say… other than this is probably one of the worst matches i’ve ever seen 😭 lo siento 🥀
Club America1 - 1Austin



Austin isnt even a real place, Club America shouldve won this though, losing the penalties just makes it even more depressing

Austin
Charlotte0 - 1Pachuca



pachuca gave it their all despite their elimination - muchas gracias 🥲

Pachuca
Charlotte0 - 1Pachuca


For 80 minutes this game was a snooze fest but the last like 15 minutes was incredible. Pachuca GK, Carlos Moreno, saves a penalty in the 82 minute and from there each team was trying to win it. Then a 90+1 minute winner from Bautista 🤩. Pachuca was already eliminated so this game wasn’t as important as it was for Charlotte who would’ve secured a spot to the next round if they had won.

Pachuca
Charlotte0 - 1Pachuca



Tried to make a very artistic picture with the game on the background but my cat is not a ‘model’ and doesn’t listen to ‘commands’. Anyway heres one of my cats that i wanted to include in this boring game that suddenly became epic. Huge last minute win, already out anyway but what does it matter we take Charlotte out as well. Incredible save with the penalty too, all hope was lost before that tbh. Anyway vamos Los Tuzos, Concacaf champions cup here we come.

Pachuca
Charlotte0 - 1Pachuca



On paper Charlotte should have won this match but Pachuca with some late heroics got the game winning goal. Other than the goal though this game was as dry as the global chat when a European team ain’t playing.

Pachuca
Charlotte0 - 1Pachuca



Pachuca winning for the love of the game. Gotta respect it at least they can enjoy their homes again. Late goal earned this match a whole star! Found a better way to entertain myself. Submitting them as gifs at the end of the week so make your suggestions


Pachuca
Charlotte0 - 1Pachuca



For 90 minutes, you could’ve watched a bird chirping and that would’ve entertained you more than this match. - Thank you Theo for streaming. 🤭
Club America3 - 1Portland Timbers


Im ngl, i really enjoyed this match. Overall an enjoyable match with goals and LOTS of fouls 😭😭😭. If you haven’t already, you need to look up our first goal from Brian Rodriguez because it was a PHENOMENAL goal man. It’s probably the best goal I’ve seen recently. I think we did well but of course theres still a lot of things to work on. Also what a debut for Perea as he gets a goal to finish this game off. After this win, we’re now top of the league in Liga Mx and top of our Leagues cup group which is lowkey insane with this squad. 🤩

Club America
Club America3 - 1Portland Timbers



¡AMÉRICA, AMÉRICA! muchas gracias! 💛 now, let’s do something about those away kits - half of the time, i was confused 😵💫

Club America
Cruz Azul2 - 1New York City



gracias Cruz Azul 💙 now, enjoy your shopping trip to our outlets! 😆

Cruz Azul
Columbus Crew2 - 1Pachuca



it’s so difficult being a fútbol fan when you end up touching grass at a place with shoddy connection 😭 pues, adios Pachuca - you put up a good fight 💔

Columbus Crew
Spain1 - 0Argentina

polymarket is just a less efficient acca for nerds


Spain
Spain1 - 0Argentina


I was on my phone when that happened
Argentina3 - 1Switzerland


Already forgot what happened that day besides the extra time kick from Alvarez

France2 - 0Morocco

starved for 48 hours and this is what i get


France
Man City2 - 3Milan

the day i found my one true love oscar bobb 🥲
Argentina3 - 2Egypt



Fucks sake man he’s too good


Argentina
Paraguay0 - 1France

anyways here is a pb&j i made at half time


France
Canada0 - 3Morocco

idgaf we were better for most of the game and for the #record richie laryea pocketed the rapist cunt ✌️ o freaking canada boys you made us proud!

Canada
Argentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands

vozinha it’s been fucking fun


Cape Verde Islands
Portugal2 - 1Croatia

WHAT THE FREAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKKKAKAKAKAKAKKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKKKAKKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKKKAKAKAKAKKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKKKKKKAKAKAKKAKAKKKAKAKKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKKKAKAKKKAKKAKKAKKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKKKAKAKAKKKKKAKAKKAKAKKKKKAKAKKKKAKAKKAKAKKAKAKKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKKKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKKAKKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKKAKAKKAKAKKAKKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKKKAKKAKAKKKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKKKAKAKKKAKAKAKAKKAKAKKKAKAKKAKAKKAKAKKAKKAKAKAKAKAKKAKKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKKAKKKAKAKAKAKKKAKAKAKAKKKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKKKAKAKKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKKKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKKKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKKAKAKKAKAKAKKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKKKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKKKKAKAKAKKKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKKKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKKKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKKKAKKAKAKAKAKAKKKAKAKAKAKKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKKAKAKKKKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKKAKKAKAKKKAKAKKAKKKKKAKAKAKAKKKAKAKAKAKKAKAKKKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKKAKAKAKKAKKAK

Portugal
Spain3 - 0Austria

was going to fall asleep but stayed awake for those 10-second alexia cameos #priorities

Spain
USA2 - 0Bosnia & Herzegovina

that usa paraguay game convinced me every usa match this world cup would be worth watching


USA
Mexico2 - 0Ecuador

mexico knocking out england at the azteca


Mexico
France3 - 0Sweden

cherki 9 minute stinker


France
Ivory Coast1 - 2Norway

love you my big beautiful nonbinary king 🩵

Netherlands1 - 1Morocco

“mom how hopeful were you when hakimi missed his penalty in the shoutout against the netherlands on june 29 2026?”

Switzerland2 - 1Canada

exported digis from the day!

Canada
Ecuador2 - 1Germany

some ecuadorians sat in front of us was a very fun atmosphere ☺️

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