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Como4 - 1RB Leipzig
baturina is supreme. no doubt he has a massive move in store for him in the next year or two also #BanUCLThursdays
Como
Fenerbahçe1 - 1Roma
turkish football atmosphere is something else man, you would think that this was a semifinal and not matchday 1 of the league phase
Fenerbahçe
Napoli0 - 1Arsenal1–0 TO THE ARSENAL 🗣 elite chance creation, terrible finishing but we move. primetime ødegaard is actually back #LikeANewSigning
Arsenal
Barcelona5 - 1Feyenoord
not only a terrifying team, but these guys are so fun to watch from back to front. it's still early, but it feels like they'll be the team to beat in europe this season
Barcelona
Porto0 - 2Man City
typical typical haaland. porto were really pressing in that 2nd half and city's midfield weren't at it today, but heaven knows with that cyborg upfront you're good to go more often than not. really looking forward to that manchester derby on sunday…
Man CityArsenal2 - 1Chelsea
that "morgan rogers" early goal
Arsenal
Everton2 - 2Man United
united are actual uk poo, starting the season with 4/9 points vs hull, ipswich and everton is diabolical. next up the manchester derby, they're about to get blitzed
Everton
Inter3 - 2Napolii really missed this classic to watch a hull vs villa snoozefest, i'm sick to my stomach bruh
Hull City0 - 0Aston Villa
mid game but this hull superteam still being unbeaten with 3/3 clean sheets after everyone touted them to go straight back down and do worse than derby's lowest points record is pretty hilarious. they beat the market with some of their pickups in the window, good on them super sunday is our last hope because other than fulham 2–3 palace, this has really been a terrible matchweek of pl football so far...
Hull City
Nott'm Forest0 - 0Tottenham
dire dire game, was expecting a lot more out of this one
Newcastle2 - 2Bournemouth
entertaining match, newcastle very shaky in the first half but balanced things our after the break. fernandez-pardo cameo off the bench was very promising, seems like a solid player they brought in with him. scott ran the show for bournemouth, can't believe none of the bigger clubs went in for him, he's such a great and readymade do-it-all midfielder already despite how young he is
Bournemouth
Ipswich0 - 2Liverpool
ipswich are terrible defensively, but isak back? he was moving like his best season at newcastle again. will be huge for liverpool to keep him fit. wirtz still pretty anonymous, but gakpo really showing why he didn't deserve to be sold, he's been liverpool's best player so far this season
LiverpoolBarcelona5 - 2Rayo Vallecano
flickball is something else, yamal and raphinha incredible as usual. when rodri finally gets up to speed and playing regularly, barça are going to hit another level. already score goals for fun, the defensive solidity and big game repertoire of rodri probably turns them into ucl favourites overnight. not to forget jesus' jinky ma jinky hoops (whenever he can stay fit). i can't wait to watch more of barça this season
BarcelonaAston Villa0 - 1Arsenaltough watch, but villa park is always tricky and 3 points is 3 points. two clean sheets to start the season too, how's that for "same old arsenal". great stuff by calafiori all game, he's practically a lw half the time. saka was talking his shit too, type of swag needed by your attackers. that being said, alvarez needs to do the right thing and come to north london PLEASE. this frontline needs help big time…
ArsenalMan United5 - 2Ipswichfernandes hero ball on the menu for united again this season by the looks of it. they need to get sesko up and running already, this attack needs a focal point because cunha is not that
Man UnitedChelsea4 - 3Brighton
another fun watch from chelsea, but their defence is still too leaky to sustain a title race this season
BrightonTottenham0 - 2Newcastlevery surprised (and impressed) by jaissle early on in his first two games at newcastle. deserved the win vs liverpool last week, but made no debate about it today in london. schooled tottenham, he's got the midfield functioning very quickly, with wissa and elanga moving like new signings up top. should be a fun team to watch going into this season
NewcastleLiverpool2 - 2Nott'm Forestfun watch. what a performance from mcatee, he ran the show in the middle of the pitch… also, delap's cameo off the bench, he never moved like that ONCE for chelsea 😂 concerning stuff for liverpool, same scenes as vs newcastle last week; they lack control in midfield, get blitzed in transition regularly, and isak & wirtz are still struggling. barcola is a signing to excite the fans but they really need reinforcements further down the pitch
Nott'm Forest
Fulham2 - 3Chelseafailed hate watch but that was an entertaining back-and-forth match so can let it slide. front 3 will score plenty but chelsea's defending and sanchez will lose them points
ChelseaArsenal3 - 0Man Citycaptain ø is back #LikeANewSigning
Arsenal
Dortmund1 - 2Bayern
heated match, but business as usual unfortunately. bundesliga has fun football to watch but damn, will bayern EVER get some actual competition one day… bensebaini also as jarring as ever. couldn't stand him after he took a penalty off of guirassy last year, HOW ABOUT SOME ACTUAL DEFENDING BROTHER
Bayern
Brentford3 - 0Tottenhamtwo ELITE hate watches on the same day, i'm so full >>>>>
BrentfordHull City2 - 0Man Unitedfirst hate watch of the season in the bag, 10/10
Hull CityArsenal3 - 0Coventry
send club brugge another £35m RIGHT NOW
Arsenal