bookd.
emily
vincent kompany i need to kiss your beautiful bald head
Bayern5 - 0Bodo/Glimt
immediately started quoting this video when harry scored LMAOOO october 26th we WILL be there ❤️ phonoziala nation we are SO back 🥹
Bayern
Liverpool2 - 1Atletico Madrid
liverpool fans who still believe wirtz will live up to his price tag (it’s never gonna happen sorry)
Liverpool
Schalke 040 - 0BayernDiaz and Karl today (HORRIBLE sane flashbacks the whole game)
Bayern
Osnabrück1 - 4Bayernbeing in midfield alongside useless ass #8 all those years made you guys write him off but i NEVERRRR doubted my glorious king joshua kinmich hes about to have a generational season 🙂↕️
BayernBayern5 - 1Stuttgart
Yeah he had a really good performance and a beautiful goal But why did kimmich hump olise from the back at the end there .? #IdDoItToo #Tbh #PregnantOlise #AGAIN
Bayern
Newcastle2 - 2Liverpoolliverpool NO ONE can save you anymore … except szobo still but not enough for the 3 points anymore :/ My local team so embarrassing….
Newcastle
Man City2 - 1Bournemouth
i guess haaland stored all his footballing power in his luscious locks :/
Man City
Brentford3 - 0Tottenham
tottenham Please never change ❤️
Hull City2 - 0Man United
i’m a honorary hull fan through my nephew now so COME ON YOU TIGERSSSSSS
Hull City
Dortmund1 - 2Bayerntears in my eyes why did the kid bringing out the trophy look EXACTLY like urbig
Bayern
Heidenheim2 - 4Bayerngianluigi donnarumma you are not seeing the pearly gates of heaven
Bayern3 - 1RB Leipzig
god take jamal musiala’s pain triple it QUADRUPLE it and give it to lamine yamal that was the scariest moment of my life
Bayern2 - 1Aston Villa
bischovic double pivot 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 i can’t believe we’re finally free of goretzka terrorism also nene brown the player you are WOWWWW im so excited for him (bischof is my motm idk why i cant pick him :/)
Jeju United1 - 2Bayernyou know it’s bleak and we need our first team back so bad when it’s Felipe Chavez and Bastian Assomo who are scoring against JEJU UNITED . Mind you i only heard of assomo a few days ago who are these children
Wehen2 - 1Bayerni fear the kids are NOT alright …
Bayern
Spain1 - 0Argentina
Ferran Torres somehow scoring a world cup final winning goal
France4 - 6England
michael olise please remember how it was your BAYERN teammate who helped you break the assist record
FranceEngland1 - 2Argentinatucheliban still haunting bayern fans all these years later. .🖕🖕🖕 that was literally the bayern madrid semi final 2 years ago all over again wow
EnglandFrance0 - 2SpainMbappe and Olise today
France
Norway1 - 2Englandmadueke
England
France2 - 0Morocco
mbappe scamming his way to a ballon dor with this crazy ass world cup run after his shit season with madrid 🥹
France
Switzerland0 - 0Colombia
switzerland useless af . this is me comforting lucho to make him feel better :/ i love you goat have the best season for us
ColombiaArgentina3 - 2Egypt
you’re trying to defend a 2-0 lead against the reigning champions and you bring on OMAR MARMOUSH???
Egypt
USA1 - 4Belgium
how bad do you have to be to have LUKAKU score against you in the year of our lord 2026?? very successful hatewatch❤️
Belgium
Mexico2 - 3EnglandAMAZING game but i’m never gonna get over the mexican player just lying there for the final ten minutes and not a single one of his teammates checking in on him until he just got taken away on a stretcher LMAOOO. i love you harry kane you’re my wonderwall!!!
England
Brazil1 - 2Norwayneymar after finally scoring: who want me?? aliens: 👀👀👀👀👀 unc we want haaland now!
Norway
Canada0 - 3Moroccoismael saibari i’m so sorry i wasn’t born a canadian male and was a footballer so it wouldn’t have been you but hakimi :/ Come back stronger my goat . he already has bayern in his dna i guess
Morocco
Paraguay0 - 1Francemichael avenging jamal by Terrorizing the same guy who jamal tried to injure 🥹 how can you not say best friends
France
South Africa0 - 1CanadaSHANE HOLLANDER THEY WON THIS FOR YOU🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🍁🍁🔥🔥🔥🔥
CanadaArgentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands
where’s the trophy he just comes running over to me!!!
Cape Verde Islands
Germany1 - 1Paraguaymanuel neuer i hope coming out of retirement to hang out with your boy toy in america for a month was worth it
GermanyBrazil2 - 1Japan
unsuccessful hate watch of both teams ❤️🩹💔
South Africa0 - 1Canadai get so canadian off that phonzy comeback ❤️🩹
CanadaArgentina2 - 0Austria
love watching my goat play❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹
AustriaBelgium0 - 0Iran
wasted 2 hours of my life I miss sithole
Germany2 - 1Ivory Coast
fell asleep halfway through but that’s a me issue ❤️
Germany
England4 - 2Croatia
why did that one commentator call my goat harold edward kane a penalty merchant
England
Portugal1 - 1Congo DR
“that was charles pickle getting himself into a pickle”
