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@3trillionandres

i live to larp deduct everton 10 points sergio ramos was never that good pessi and pendu defender 100%

puerto rico/massachusettswww.instagram.com/3trillionandres
Created August 2026
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Bundesliga
Elversberg3 - 2Leverkusen
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3d ago

IM FUCKING FUMING WE GOT JUMPED BY THE ELVES

Player of the match
Lukas Petkov
Elversberg
1
Premier League
Crystal Palace1 - 4Man City
andres
andres@3trillionandres
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4d ago

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Cherki... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the box and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the goal, and that gorgeous strike. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the game, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Lyon and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first title in City, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2025 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2026 you made history happen. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "CITY, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of football and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Ryan Cherki.

Player of the match
Rayan Cherki
Man City
Ligue 1
Lille2 - 2PSG
andres
andres@3trillionandres
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4d ago

idk i didnt watch

Player of the match
Eric Wattellier
Referee
2
Bundesliga
Bayern5 - 1Stuttgart
andres
andres@3trillionandres
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4d ago

vagnoman top 10 respect moments

Player of the match
Joshua Kimmich
Bayern
Premier League
Brentford3 - 0Tottenham
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andres@3trillionandres
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5d ago

absolutely shambolic performance but igor thiago missed a pen so all is well

Player of the match
Mamadou Sangaré
Brentford
La Liga
Barcelona2 - 0Athletic Club
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5d ago

aymeric “Retirement Home” laporte trying to play without his 19 year old residence assistant Pau GOATbarsi

Player of the match
Pedri
Barcelona
La Liga
Real Madrid4 - 1Real Sociedad
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andres@3trillionandres
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6d ago

konate tracking back:

Player of the match
Kylian Mbappé
Real Madrid
Carabao Cup
Tottenham5 - 1Charlton
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6d ago

savio you will feed generations to come

Player of the match
Sávio
Tottenham