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juju
somehow the only footy fan in my entire bloodline and somehow i landed on arsenal in 22/23
Arsenal W1 - 0Køge W
Silly me thinking this would have been as easy as a walk in the park… it was more like a trudge through sludge
Arsenal W
Bournemouth0 - 1Liverpool
Bournemouth looked every bit jetlagged from their trip to Spain and Isak took his chance from that. Everyone mentally checked out for international break after that goal.
Liverpool
Man City5 - 3Sunderland
Enzo Le Fee is still the prettiest Enzo, Haaland is a VAR darling for the TV ratings, and I did not expect that Brobbey hat trick at all after seeing his finishing in Europa so that was a nice surprise
Sunderland
Bayern1 - 1PSG
Khvicha is TERRIFYING (it took me 3 failed tries to spell his surname before I gave up). Olise tried his best but unlucky. Isn’t it weird for the referee to favor PSG so much when they’re being sponsored by the same Qatar Airways that sponsors the UCL? Has anybody ever questioned this?
PSG
Brighton3 - 0ArsenalI was saved from watching this disasterclass by a missed alarm bell but I tortured myself to watch the full replay anyway… we must exorcise Saka from this evil eye cast upon him
BrightonArsenal W1 - 1Manchester United W
Smilla Holmberg, do you know you are the youngest bossman of the entire Arsenal today?
Arsenal W
Brentford3 - 0Chelsea
Brentford scoring set piece goals before Arsenal? I don’t recognize my club anymore
Brentford
Real Sociedad1 - 2BournemouthAbsolute panic in the second half because Bournemouth are still threatening to lose the lead but thank goodness they didn’t on this historic night and probably their hardest test in Europe for now
BournemouthSunderland1 - 0AZ Alkmaar
Dreadful finishing but Enzo Le Fée is ever reliable for Sunderland
Sunderland
Man United0 - 1Man CityVAR keeping Man City in the title race for TV ratings fairs because they were the better team anyway
Man CityArsenal W0 - 0Crystal Palace W
Poor finishing everywhere…
Arsenal WSunderland0 - 2ArsenalBRUNO GUIMARÃES GOAL AFTER BEING BOOED ON EVERY TOUCH 🔥 THIS SCRIPT IS TOO GOOD AND RAYA YOU SAVED MY BROKE LIFE
Arsenal
Napoli0 - 1ArsenalShit finishing from everyone today but thank you Captain for our 3 points!
Arsenal
Real Madrid2 - 1Inter
Inter’s goalkeeper:
Real MadridArsenal2 - 1ChelseaOnly caught the 2nd half but what a good goal from our captain and Tzolis first assist! Excellent game management from Arsenal defense as always.
Arsenal
Swansea0 - 0Wrexham
Swansea made more of an attempt to win while Wrexham just held on in defense
WrexhamBrighton1 - 1Leeds
Frustrating from Brighton, Leeds attack looked more fired up and could have won this.
Brighton
Newcastle2 - 2BournemouthBournemouth are lucky to have Alex Scott twisting in their midfield but unlucky with this bottling pattern in the final minutes.
Bournemouth
Ipswich0 - 2LiverpoolOnly watched the first half and I guess that was enough because nothing else happened. Poor performance from Ipswich today.
Liverpool
Betis1 - 0Real MadridReal Betis defense and gk are solid, and their crowd supported them good, it’s always going to be a hard away game. Real Madrid were lucky to get that final penalty even if they botched it.
Betis
Millwall0 - 3WrexhamFinally a win for Deadpool
WrexhamLiverpool4 - 4Arsenalthank you bookd i rewatched this with my dad again the other day and always a thriller second half it is 🤩
Aston Villa0 - 1ArsenalStinker from everyone involved
ArsenalChelsea4 - 3BrightonBrighton’s first half was infuriatingly confused and when they regained their rhythm, it was unlucky and late.
Liverpool2 - 2Nott'm Forest
Andoni Iraola’s stressed note-taking vs Oliver Glasner’s ragebaiting
LiverpoolMan City2 - 1BournemouthBournemouth should be grateful they managed to lead at the Etihad for the first time ever with that horrid defense. Man City earned their bread after a bunch of misses.
Arsenal3 - 0Coventry
Happy to have our captain back to his 2023 form and what a great league debut for Tzolis!
Arsenal
Cardiff1 - 1WrexhamPatto tried his best but that very last kick was a good one
Wrexham
Spain1 - 0Argentina
Woke up and turned the game on at 53 mins to see 0-0 and that continued. Waited for a Merino dagger that missed but at least I got a Nico Williams assist. Fernandez getting sent off was satisfying and I wish Paredes got ejected too. Zero dopamine final that I expected.
Spain
France4 - 6England
WORLD CUP HAT TRICK FOR BUKAYO SAKA! ARSENAL GIVING US A THRILLER FOR NO REASON AND MBAPPE GOLDEN BOOT AS A TREAT!
England
England1 - 2ArgentinaBarely any football in the first half. At least the Princess Diana stan scored his first goal. The World Cup is officially over now.
EnglandFrance0 - 2SpainAbsolute stinker from France
Spain
Norway1 - 2EnglandSensor graph controversy, MAGA Kane stinker, Jude goals, Odegaard masterclass, plenty of yaoi. Would have loved a Norway dark horse storyline but England is the evil we need to defeat a greater evil.
EnglandArgentina3 - 1Switzerland
Switzerland stood strong for a team without their best goalscorer (injured). Thank you for cutting Messi’s eyelid with your elbow Xhaka so now we wait for the infection.
SwitzerlandSpain2 - 1Belgium
Nice to finally see Nico Williams back. Arsenal with another winner!! David Raya wouldn’t have conceded that header too.
SpainFrance2 - 0Morocco
Dembele’s sleeping on the couch tonight
FranceArgentina3 - 2Egypt
FIFA YOU WON’T GET AWAY WITH THAT GOAL ROBBERY
Egypt
USA1 - 4BelgiumA deserved smackdown by Belgium who were fueled by pure rage
Belgium