Sheffield Utd3 - 2Bolton



exciting match, both teams had their moments of dominance in the match, ultimately Bolton was leakier in possession and at the back and they paid for it

Sheffield Utd



nails on a chalkboard match and i missed the only goal that was scored
Man United5 - 2Ipswich



this was the Manchester United attack I was promised. Cunha, Mbeumo, and Rashford all made up for last week, brilliant all around. Bruno, my glorious king Bruno, I love you. @ineos if you don’t buy a left back I will riot


Man United
Fulham2 - 3Chelsea



pretty entertaining match, both defenses were made of paper but both attacks made up for it

Chelsea
Austin1 - 1Philadelphia Union



motm: neil pierre superb back-and-forth game in extreme heat. neil pierre was excellent on both sides of the ball.
Hull City2 - 0Man United



it’s the hope that kills ya Hull were brilliant, we looked tired and uninterested. Absolutely no mentality or leadership whatsoever on the field for us, it’s going to be a long season if this continues.

Hull City
Philadelphia Union2 - 2Inter Miami



peak MLS

Philadelphia Union
Cardiff1 - 1Wrexham



slog of a match for the most part, Wrexham should have probably had a couple of more, they’ll probably feel the match was there’s to win.

Wrexham
New York City2 - 3Philadelphia Union



match summary x2


Philadelphia Union
Middlesbrough1 - 0Wrexham



looked like the first game of a season, game pace was inconsistent, players lacked a bit of sharpness you’d expect. Wrexham really didn’t do too much outside of a few chances in the first half. Boro’s goal was probably the most quality the game had. MOTM to Seb, he was all over the place for most of the game and could have had 2 more assists probably

Middlesbrough
Philadelphia Union3 - 2Atlanta United



this was the most MLS game ever in the best way possible

Philadelphia Union
Man United2 - 1Atletico Madrid




Atletico Madrid
Philadelphia Union1 - 0Seattle Sounders




Philadelphia Union
Philadelphia Union3 - 1New York Red Bulls




Philadelphia Union
Spain1 - 0Argentina



this game being the one game trump showed up to is so, so funny yes ferran scored, but nico is motm for me, absolutely changed the game on the left side

Spain
England1 - 2Argentina



tactical disasterclass from tuchel there, you cannot have thought that parking the bus was the way to win with 30 minutes left. genuinely a solid watch, minus maybe the first 20ish minutes of ufc at the beginning of the game. solid hate watch as well lmao edit: messi is the GOAT, competition officially over

Argentina
Argentina3 - 1Switzerland




Argentina
Norway1 - 2England



every england match i come away wondering how theyve stolen it and then they go and do it again MOTM Jude, obviously. Haaland ghosted the most important game yet

England
Spain2 - 1Belgium



Feel for Lammens, shit situation to be thrown into. Solid match overall

Spain
USA1 - 4Belgium



My genuine reaction is obviously disappointment, especially after the promising start to the tournament. This game just felt stained from the start w/ the balo controversy and Belgium burying us was probably the only way it should have ended. If anything good comes of this, there were great memes, a solid hatewatch, and hopefully Matt Freese gets fired into orbit and doesn’t ever resurface in a national team uniform ever again.

Belgium
Mexico2 - 3England



absolute cinema

England
Paraguay0 - 1France



apparently france can win on a muggy evening in Philadelphia this match was nails on a chalkboard, galarza MOTM for the shithousery

Paraguay
England2 - 1Congo DR



turned out to be a way better game that i think it should have been

England
USA2 - 0Bosnia & Herzegovina



as a neutral this was probably a tough watch, as a US fan, this was a real tough watch under GGG there’s no way we would have won this game. it’s amazing to have an experienced coach who clearly the players want to play for and it shows in games like this. I think we played a little too slow and possibly too respectfully against a Bosnia team whose best chance debatably came from either an olympico or a pair of last-stitch shots in the dying embers of the game. don’t get me started on the officiating, i hope we have Balogun next game but am not gonna get my hopes up. Onto Belgium.

USA
France3 - 0Sweden



this match was a bit of a hydrogen bomb/coughing baby situation

France
Germany1 - 1Paraguay




Paraguay
Switzerland2 - 1Canada




Switzerland
Portugal5 - 0Uzbekistan




Portugal
England0 - 0Ghana



5-star hate watch as an American, 1-star match as a footy lover. Ghana should have had a pen.

Ghana
Argentina2 - 0Austria




Argentina
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