Leeds1 - 1Man United



genuinely awful game all around, tons of missed calls, football was pretty shit, we still look absolutely toothless

Man United
Chicago Fire1 - 3Philadelphia Union



have you seen the ghost of barcelona past? last seen TikTok dancing during half-time


Philadelphia Union
Atletico Madrid2 - 0Man United



alexa, play “sacked in the morning” but in spanish

Atletico Madrid
Man United1 - 1Tottenham



1 win in 6, can’t score, haven’t beaten a team while up a man, genuinely I don’t know where we go from here. the entire team shuts off when we’re ahead and doesn’t have the legs to play a full 90. it would take god and a magician to give me hope for this season.
USA1 - 0Canada



pretty shit game probably because one team came to play football and one team debuted for wwe

USA
USA3 - 0Mexico



the kids are ready and i’ve never been more hype

USA
USA4 - 1Peru



ty poch for resigning🙏🙏🙏 future looks BRIGHT!

USA
Sporting Kansas City3 - 4Philadelphia Union



this was the two halves of the union’s season smashed into one game.

Philadelphia Union
Brentford3 - 0Chelsea




Brentford
Man United2 - 3Brighton



why is this failed boro manager still at my club

Brighton
San Diego0 - 5Philadelphia Union



5 stars for 5 goals 😍 it’s deadass cavan sullivan’s world and we’re just livin’ in it


Philadelphia Union
Man United0 - 1Man City



MOTM: Michael Oliver (manchester derby vet btw) and VAR unbiased review: horrible game to watch, refereeing was equally bad on both sides biased review: horrible game to watch, refereeing was equally bad on both sides
Philadelphia Union5 - 0Cincinnati



i made fun of bruno damiani so much earlier this season and he’s starting to prove me wrong, finally this was such a fun watch

Philadelphia Union
Everton2 - 2Man United



unbiased/neutral review: slog of a game until subs really brought something into it, banger of an ending biased review: fire carrick into the moon, absolutely horrible game from us, nobody looks interested in playing at all unless we are gifted a goal

Everton
Philadelphia Union2 - 0Montreal



8 unbeaten, yer a wizard ryan

Philadelphia Union
Hull City0 - 0Aston Villa


villa will probably figure it out at some point, but yikes man

Brentford1 - 1Sunderland



referee & var really killed what was a good game. sunderland absolutely dominated parts of this match and brentford matched it at the beginning of the 2nd half.

Sunderland
Sheffield Utd3 - 2Bolton



exciting match, both teams had their moments of dominance in the match, ultimately Bolton was leakier in possession and at the back and they paid for it

Sheffield Utd



nails on a chalkboard match and i missed the only goal that was scored
Man United5 - 2Ipswich



this was the Manchester United attack I was promised. Cunha, Mbeumo, and Rashford all made up for last week, brilliant all around. Bruno, my glorious king Bruno, I love you. @ineos if you don’t buy a left back I will riot


Man United
Fulham2 - 3Chelsea



pretty entertaining match, both defenses were made of paper but both attacks made up for it

Chelsea
Austin1 - 1Philadelphia Union



motm: neil pierre superb back-and-forth game in extreme heat. neil pierre was excellent on both sides of the ball.
Hull City2 - 0Man United



it’s the hope that kills ya Hull were brilliant, we looked tired and uninterested. Absolutely no mentality or leadership whatsoever on the field for us, it’s going to be a long season if this continues.

Hull City
Philadelphia Union2 - 2Inter Miami



peak MLS

Philadelphia Union
Cardiff1 - 1Wrexham



slog of a match for the most part, Wrexham should have probably had a couple of more, they’ll probably feel the match was there’s to win.

Wrexham
New York City2 - 3Philadelphia Union



match summary x2


Philadelphia Union
Middlesbrough1 - 0Wrexham



looked like the first game of a season, game pace was inconsistent, players lacked a bit of sharpness you’d expect. Wrexham really didn’t do too much outside of a few chances in the first half. Boro’s goal was probably the most quality the game had. MOTM to Seb, he was all over the place for most of the game and could have had 2 more assists probably

Middlesbrough
Philadelphia Union3 - 2Atlanta United



this was the most MLS game ever in the best way possible

Philadelphia Union
Man United2 - 1Atletico Madrid




Atletico Madrid
Philadelphia Union1 - 0Seattle Sounders




Philadelphia Union
Philadelphia Union3 - 1New York Red Bulls




Philadelphia Union
Spain1 - 0Argentina



this game being the one game trump showed up to is so, so funny yes ferran scored, but nico is motm for me, absolutely changed the game on the left side

Spain
England1 - 2Argentina



tactical disasterclass from tuchel there, you cannot have thought that parking the bus was the way to win with 30 minutes left. genuinely a solid watch, minus maybe the first 20ish minutes of ufc at the beginning of the game. solid hate watch as well lmao edit: messi is the GOAT, competition officially over

Argentina
Argentina3 - 1Switzerland




Argentina
Norway1 - 2England



every england match i come away wondering how theyve stolen it and then they go and do it again MOTM Jude, obviously. Haaland ghosted the most important game yet

England
Spain2 - 1Belgium



Feel for Lammens, shit situation to be thrown into. Solid match overall

Spain
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