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Scotland0 - 3Brazil
the only working fan in the house just died, that does unfortunately negatively impact the review
Brazil
Morocco4 - 2Haiti
too many focused on the alien invasion and missed the better game
Morocco
Bosnia & Herzegovina3 - 1Qatar
CITY WIN FIVE IN A ROW, WE’RE ALL SINGING EDIN DZEKO
Bosnia & Herzegovina
Switzerland2 - 1Canada
shame canada couldn’t top the group but exciting enough
Switzerland
Panama0 - 1Croatia
rough watch, I think we peaked too early
Croatia
England0 - 0Ghana
lads, it might not be coming home… sir djed spence tho, some boy 🤝
England
Portugal5 - 0Uzbekistan
Khusanov Own Goal 👎 Ronaldo scoring 👎 dreadful game
Uzbekistan
Jordan1 - 2Algeria
Can’t lie, I don’t think I was fully with it this game defo asleep through half time
Algeria
Norway3 - 2Senegal
youtuber erling haaland scores another 2 goals at the world cup. the greatest striker in the history of football 🤖
Argentina2 - 0Austria
🐐
Argentina
France3 - 0Iraq
iran: christ, that game was so draining im barely alive for algeria jordan
France
New Zealand1 - 3Egypt
even with the league ending a month ago, omar marmoush still finds a way to frustrate me
Egypt
Belgium0 - 0Iran
stinker of a game, but what are these 30+ year old goalkeepers cooking this tournament
Iran
Uruguay2 - 2Cape Verde Islands
fernando muslera…
Cape Verde Islands
Tunisia0 - 4Japan
crashed out bang on full time, never needed a game to end more than that
Japan
Spain4 - 0Saudi Arabia
4 goals you get 4 stars 👍 Justice For Ferran
Spain
Ecuador0 - 0Curaçao
gotta feel for eloy room, if this was an 8pm kick off he’d have 5 million followers by now
Curaçao
Germany2 - 1Ivory Coast
famously the most dangerous time to concede is right before the hydration break
Germany
Netherlands5 - 1Sweden
they dared to doubt him
Türkiye0 - 1Paraguay
62 shots in 2 group games with 0 goals is crazy work from turkey, unreal shift from paraguay though
ParaguayBrazil3 - 0Haitipretty boring second half, can’t believe we actually got endrick minutes
BrazilScotland0 - 1Moroccovoting ref for player of the match is pretty funny
USA2 - 0Australia
concerned that the us are actually pretty good at football
USACanada6 - 0Qatarngl i teared up hearing jesse marsch talk about kone in his post match
CanadaSwitzerland4 - 1Bosnia & HerzegovinaXhaka hate watch for the rest of the tourney for not letting Manzambi take the pen
Switzerland
Czechia1 - 1South Africa
sulc really should’ve czeched where he had his arm
South AfricaUzbekistan1 - 3Colombia
khusa 1-0 cameraman
UzbekistanEngland4 - 2CroatiaIs it… coming home? 👀🏴
EnglandPortugal1 - 1Congo DR
great to see ronaldo realise he’s past it. actual game was a bit of a stinker tho
Congo DRAustria3 - 1Jordanget me to bed
AustriaArgentina3 - 0Algeriastood up and applauded Messi off the pitch from my bedroom 🫡
ArgentinaIraq1 - 4Norwayiraq goalkeeper seeing a 6’4 viking run towards him
NorwayFrance3 - 1SenegalIncredible 4th quarter, maybe we do need this… (we absolutely do not)
FranceIran2 - 2New Zealandthese 2am games really giving us the best watches
New ZealandSaudi Arabia1 - 1UruguayI think it’s all downhill from that Cabo Verde point
Saudi ArabiaBelgium1 - 1Egyptunc still got it
BelgiumSpain0 - 0Cape Verde IslandsVOZINHA GREATEST GOALKEEPER IN THE WORLD 🇨🇻🇨🇻🇨🇻🇨🇻🇨🇻
Cape Verde IslandsSweden5 - 1Tunisiagood stuff, time for bed 🤠
Sweden