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Man United0 - 1Man City
manchester united didn’t deserve to win this match, they played scared, they played thoughtless, they played gutless. that being said, what’s the point of var if the people running it don’t understand the fucking rules of the sport.
Chelsea2 - 2Hull City
“get lightly bit by the tigers” doesn’t really have the same ring does it?
Hull CityMan United4 - 0Sabah FA
a return to the champions league with a convincing victory. got to see some goals from players you wanted to see score. got to see youngsters make their champions league debut. can’t complain!
Man United
Dortmund3 - 2Villarreal
a fun return to the champions league!
Dortmund
Everton2 - 2Man Unitednothing matters and everything is pain
Nott'm Forest0 - 0Tottenham
plenty of hard running and tough fouls. but it was shocking to watch, my player of the match are all the fans who had to suffer through this detritus.
Newcastle2 - 2Bournemouth
BournemouthMan United5 - 2Ipswich
it’s crazy that bruno got a hat-trick and a world class assist and i still don’t think he was player of the match TUCHEL YOU WILL BE TRIED FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST FOOTBALL KOBBIE MAINOO IS THE BEST FOOTBALL PLAYER IN THE WORLD I’M BEING SERIOUS. WHAT ARE YOUS LOT LAUGHING AT?
Man United
Liverpool2 - 2Nott'm Forestas a neutral that was a decent match… BUT I’M NOT A NEUTRAL FUCK YOU LIVERPOOL LMAO
Nott'm ForestHull City2 - 0Man Unitedtrying to not crash out on match week one, but it’s really hard not to
Hull City
PSG1 - 1Man Unitedyanited should have won with ease, but the psg keeper had some great great saves. #carrickball
Paris Saint Germain
Rosenborg0 - 5Man Unitedyou’d be crazy not to pay £45m for joshua zirkzee!! what a steal!!!
Spain1 - 0Argentina
a genuinely great tournament that ended in a really pathetic performance by the #1 team in the world.
SpainMan United0 - 1Wrexham
a flat performance from united, but it was expected. good to see santos and some youngsters play!
Wrexham
France4 - 6England
the funniest result that could possibly happen. this somehow further proves tuchel needs to the sack LOL
FranceEngland1 - 2Argentinabeing a coward is never rewarded. tuchel and england did this to themselves
USA1 - 4Belgium
AS AN AMERICAN WHO HATES THE USMNT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK TRUMP FUCK INFANTINO FUCK PULISIC YOU ALL SUCK. YOU GUYS GOT DOG WALKED BY A WASHED BELGIUM TEAM LMAOOOOO ITS CALLED FOOTBALL YOU BUMS RAHHHHH LMAOOOOOOOO
Belgium
Mexico2 - 3Englandnow that was a world cup classic. tempted to give motm to pickford, but jude was immense.
England
Brazil1 - 2Norway
the platonic idea of a world cup match. stars performing. unexpected heroes rising to the occasion. plenty of drama. i love this game people.
Norway
Canada0 - 3Morocco
not impressed
Morocco
Paraguay0 - 1Francefrance did what they had to do i guess
Australia1 - 1Egypt
ehhhh
AustraliaArgentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands
what a match. what a sport. to quote patrice evra, “I LOOOOOOVE THIS GAME”
Argentina
Portugal2 - 1Croatia
the beautiful game is a cruel one as well.
CroatiaBelgium3 - 2Senegal
i killed myself for africa
BelgiumUSA2 - 0Bosnia & Herzegovina
as an american this has been a really annoying world cup bc i get a lot of people trying to talk to me about the usmnt who i think are very average at best, and then they get pissed off when i tell them my opinion. i hope belgium put in work against these frauds.
England2 - 1Congo DR
wait… maybe football really is coming home
EnglandFrance3 - 0Sweden
sweden is not very good, but this french team looked unreal, wow!
FranceNetherlands1 - 1Morocco
MoroccoBrazil2 - 1Japan
UNCCCCCCCCC
Brazil
Germany1 - 1Paraguayjust an absolutely bonkers match, full of tension, drama, and an unlikely hero. it’s why you love the game!!!!!!
Paraguay
South Africa0 - 1Canadaa great goal that ended a rather dull match
CanadaCongo DR3 - 1Uzbekistan
Congo DR
New Zealand1 - 5Belgiumpoor new zealand :’(
Belgium
Cape Verde Islands0 - 0Saudi Arabia
Cape Verde Islands