
Arsenal3 - 0Man City

ENGLISH SUPER CUP CHAMPIONS


Arsenal
Arsenal1 - 3Betis

KEPA WHEN I CATCH YOU😡


Real Betis
France4 - 6England

Olise, I just want to talk


England
England1 - 2Argentina

Tuchel when I catch you…


England
Argentina3 - 1Switzerland


Argentina
France0 - 2Spain

Learning how to trickshot on black ops 2

Spain
Norway1 - 2England

I SAID MAYBEEEEE


England
France2 - 0Morocco

Me ignoring this France super team because it’s coming home

France
USA1 - 4Belgium

USA got me celebrating goals for Leopold’s Belgium


Belgium
Argentina3 - 2Egypt

Egypt made us proud. I WILL DIE FOR AFRICA

Egypt
Brazil1 - 2Norway

Gabriel cooked by Haaland again


Norway
Mexico2 - 3England

FRANCE, COME OUTSIDE. I JUST WANT TO TALK!!!!!


England
Argentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands

Usually I’m tryna crack jokes with my reviews, but this one is from the heart. As an African whose team didn’t make the World Cup (and probably never will). Having a new African team to root for each day has been insanely fun, but before the tournament if you would’ve told me Cape Verde would’ve been my favourite team to support I would’ve laughed in your face. BUT THEM BOYS NICE!!!! Before the World Cup qualifiers Cape Verde to me was just a flag I could name because I was bored in class and I would try to name every flag. I can’t imagine what it feels like to be Cape Verdean right now, the fact I got to experience a sliver of what it feels like is enough to take me to the moon and back. I need Somalia to lock in, I HAVE to see us at a World Cup before I die. I LOVE FOOTBALL.

Cape Verde Islands
Australia1 - 1Egypt

Fack off aussie wankersssss


Egypt
Switzerland2 - 0Algeria

Another African team gone


Algeria
Portugal2 - 1Croatia

Robbed of an all-timer, idc what a spike on a graph says.
Spain3 - 0Austria

Oyarzabal stepping out the Lazarus pit before a tournament


Spain
Belgium3 - 2Senegal

Can’t stop the shine


Belgium
England2 - 1Congo DR

English struggle and strife ball


England
Mexico2 - 0Ecuador

LATINO HEAT


Mexico
France3 - 0Sweden

Sweden two man step against this mega super team ain’t fair


France
Ivory Coast1 - 2Norway

Haaland, inevitable.

Norway
Netherlands1 - 1Morocco

Ronald Koeman with this Dutch superteam

Morocco
Germany1 - 1Paraguay

PARAGUAY, DAWGS!!!!!!

Paraguay
Brazil2 - 1Japan

Me in Martinelli’s comments later


Brazil
Argentina2 - 0Austria

Messi might be better than Saka…


Argentina
New Zealand1 - 3Egypt



Egypt
Belgium0 - 0Iran

That was for the ayatollah

Belgium
Uruguay2 - 2Cape Verde Islands

Cabo Verde, these performances will NOT be forgotten. YOU ROCKED MY WORLD!


Cape Verde Islands
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