
Arsenal3 - 0Man City

VILLARSE title race we will be there


Arsenal
Watford2 - 1Southampton

hard wood belly you absolute stinkurrrr

Watford
M'gladbach2 - 1Aston Villa
tried to say monchengladbach and my furniture started levitating so who’s the real winner

Borussia Monchengladbach
PSG2 - 1Aston Villa
Drunk raoul is fuming we lost, played unreal and deserved another goal.  but, the neutral in me adored PSG‘s performance and I’m very lucky to have watched it in person

Bayern2 - 1Aston Villa
masses can finally understand what we have to go through every game


Bayern Munich
BG Pathum United1 - 3Aston Villa
the goat scored. bouba is back. madjo is no longer illegal. life is good

Indonesia All Stars1 - 3Aston Villa
I can honestly say I’ve never been more entertained by a Villa game in my life. Rans entertainment you have thoroughly rocked my world


Aston Villa
Man United5 - 4Lyon

every fibre of my being despises yanited with a passion but even I was cheesing ear from ear at the end of this. one of the greatest moments in football in the last decade and the most deserving of goalscorers for the winner

Man United
Walsall1 - 0Aston Villa

uncle Albert you are so loved

Walsall
Hansa Rostock3 - 1Aston Villa

these took 6k to Watford the other day
Hansa Rostock
Frankfurt2 - 2Aston Villa

rogers hero ball gimmick I’m here for it

Aston Villa
St. Louis City1 - 2Aston Villa

pitch looked ugly af man I hate that I stayed up

Aston Villa
Nashville2 - 2Aston Villa

fell asleep halfway through and have no recollection of anything

Aston Villa
Aston Villa4 - 0Roma

Walsall such a shithole man

Aston Villa
Marseille3 - 1Aston Villa

legit started shadow boxing in my room mings I love you man

Aston Villa
Villarreal0 - 2Aston Villa

emi Buendia tryhard gimmick might actually have helped us

Aston Villa
Aston Villa2 - 4Real Sociedad

2026 preseason george hemmings i will ensure my children know of your glory


Aston Villa
Walsall0 - 5Aston Villa

Brian Madjo I will ensure the streets always remember this performance
Spain1 - 0Argentina

Lionel Andres Messi


Argentina
France4 - 6England

EZRI KONSA WORLD CUP GOALAZO this means more to me than anything


England
England1 - 2Argentina

EMI MARTINEZ IF I CATCH YOU FOR A SECOND IN BIRMINGHAM CITY CENTRE YOU ARE GETTING IT


England
France0 - 2Spain

look at my left back bro im going to jaillll (please take him psg)


Spain
Argentina3 - 1Switzerland

sorry it has to be you @dibu


Argentina
Norway1 - 2England

Nyland absolute howler? I know it all too well


England
Switzerland0 - 0Colombia

fell asleep in the 6th quarter and woke up to akanji blazing the ball over

Argentina3 - 2Egypt

African nations try not to bottle a 2-0 lead challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

Argentina
USA1 - 4Belgium

pure cinema of a hatewatch, but onana hasn’t got a knee anymore. I’ve won, but at what cost?


Belgium
Portugal0 - 1Spain

Ronaldo’s ego forcing him to play the next World Cup in a wheelchair


Spain
Mexico2 - 3England

that claire balding wing play sesh, maybe Barca aren’t on crack

England
Brazil1 - 2Norway

villa legend nyland with his second best save ever

Norway
Paraguay0 - 1France

Game so bad I legit had to hospitalise myself


France
Colombia1 - 0Ghana

game is holy nothing burger of mid so here’s Morten gamst pedersen


Colombia
Argentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands

Cape Verde you took me for a ride I was vastly unfamiliar with all of your game


Argentina
Australia1 - 1Egypt

bringing on Matt Ryan only for him to not get close to a single pen


Egypt
Belgium3 - 2Senegal

THATS HOW YOU RATTLE IN A PEN TOP BINS @GABRIEL


Belgium
England2 - 1Congo DR

regretfully doctor congo you just got #kaned


England
Germany1 - 1Paraguay

that musiala vs galarza last 15 mins (colourised)

Paraguay
Brazil2 - 1Japan

greatest Brazilian of all time happy #martinellimonday everyone


Brazil
Panama0 - 2England

fuck MEEEE we stink At least i could only see half the game from the pub thank the lord


England
Newcastle5 - 1Aston Villa

thought we were getting relegated lowest of keys


Newcastle
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