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Antimadridista, Antiespanyol, bellingham fan when he plays for England. Jo soc del barca

Created May 2026
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Argentina3 - 0Benin
shazzo
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★15h ago

Slept after 20 mins i don't care. Thanks for everything Leo

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
Nations League
England3 - 0Czechia
shazzo
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★15h ago

it wasn't really a serious game i'll be honest but the english players played well. Simply better than the Czechs

Player of the match
Harry Kane
England
Nations League
France4 - 1Belgium
shazzo
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

Actually a competitive game, love to see it.

Player of the match
Roméo Lavia
Belgium
Primera División Femenina
Barcelona W7 - 0Real Madrid W
shazzo
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

the game wasn't competitive after like 20 minutes so there was no point still being hooked. it wasn't even close like as a barca fan i'd want more challenge but madrid are so bad they ruined the watch.

Player of the match
Clàudia Pina
Barcelona W
Nations League
France1 - 1Italy
shazzo
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5d ago

EVERYONE SAYING OLISE MOTM BUT HE DIDNT PASS THE CALAFIORI TEST. now that that is out the way. italy's midfield didn't exist for the majority of the game but not to their fault, they're the worse squad and did what they had to. Secondly, france's front line I like the idea of, quality overload with all bags of tricks but against focused quality defences they're struggling to break it down, maybe cus of Rabiot but Da Cunha was quite good. I think both managers did well hence the result. The game itself is funny, it was both a 2* and 3.5* game depending on the criteria of the viewer. I didn't enjoy it but it was a good game of football to be fair. No standout performer imo but Calafiori who is beautiful did a huge job to limit Olise so it's gonna be him. Also I wish Camavinga played more minutes he's been astonishing.

Player of the match
Riccardo Calafiori
Italy
Nations League
Germany2 - 0Serbia
shazzo
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6d ago

Woltemade playing like Ferran if he was a natural CF. The game was so mid Im not letting 2 goals move me. Mittelstadt Wirtz were good, and that LW seemed okay. First watch of Saïd El Mala I liked him, the game just wasn't great.

Player of the match
Aleksandar Pavlović
Germany
UEFA Champions League Women
Roma W0 - 6Barcelona W
shazzo
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Clara Serrajordi you have a fan in me for life. Sydney needs to be moved back into the midfield again ASAP. That attack is perfect. Also I wish the team played the football with Kerolin a bit more which leans into my next point. I'm not questioning Pere's style of play but sometimes I wish it was a bit more direct (maybe i'm too hansi attached) but when we have the technical and skill edge over the opponents why don't we kill them fully? Roma's second LB and #14 impressed me a lot too.

Player of the match
Clara Serrajordi
Barcelona W
Africa Cup of Nations - Qualification
Guinea-Bissau3 - 0Nigeria
shazzo
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

We have no attacking ability. Defence had their worst game today I won't blame them. Idk if it was the conditions or pitch or something but man we didn't look in it at all. Fairs to Guinea Bissau for being the better team.

Player of the match
Franculino Djú
Guinea-Bissau
Nations League
Belgium0 - 1France
shazzo
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

It genuinely would have been a great game if either team knew how to finish. Belgium's wingers were really good (Godts and Diegzy), Seys with a huge task that he did what he could. KdB and CDK I'm not phenomenally moved by. KdB was more or less fine but didn't decide as much as we'd have expected. France was funny. Andy Diouf LB was the first shocker but he held his own strongly. No one was disastrous. Camavinga, Da Cunha, Doué, Barcola though ... BALLERS I was so moved (even though Barcola didn't decide much he was threatening). I truly think this game should've had more goals everyone did what they could have - more or less. The worst on the pitch was the ref though by far.

Player of the match
Michael Olise
France
Nations League
England2 - 3Spain
shazzo
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Game is coming back Vamosss. Ferran turned out to be worse than we expected. Lamine is enjoying the football again. Bellingham moving me in the England shirt. Garner appearance. 5 goals (some BS ref calls). The game is really just back.

Player of the match
Álex Baena
Spain
Africa Cup of Nations - Qualification
Nigeria2 - 1Madagascar
shazzo
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Turned porn off so I could see some REAL ass. Nigeria holy heck are we shit. Just realised you don't need good football to win #4thAFCON we dey active.

Player of the match
Moses Usor
Nigeria
La Liga
Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madrid
shazzo
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

The standard of football was not good in this match. Madrid played like poo and Atleti showed they are officially a small team in the level of Betis Villarreal and co. Might be the worst Madrid derby saved by a red card leading to the 2 goals of Atleti. I expect better. Tchouameni and Mbappe what do you guys even do

Player of the match
Giuliano Simeone
Atletico Madrid
Premier League
Bournemouth0 - 1Liverpool
shazzo
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

Tragic watch. Missed the final 20 or so but man I hate bournemouth. Also shouldn't have sold Gakpo stocks

Player of the match
Cody Gakpo
Liverpool
Serie A
Fiorentina1 - 1Napoli
shazzo
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

fun game as a neutral. no standout performers everyone was kind of eh.

La Liga
Sevilla1 - 3Barcelona
shazzo
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

I'm not used to being this stressed man. Fuming for near an hour until Rapha saved me

Player of the match
Raphinha
Barcelona
Premier League
Brentford3 - 0Chelsea
shazzo
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

The final few minutes saved the game it was a huge bore man. And Chelsea is to blame. Poor showing from them, Brentford with their boring football too. I should've focused on the Elche Espanyol game man.

Player of the match
Jannik Schuster
Brentford
Europa League
Real Sociedad1 - 2Bournemouth
shazzo
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

bournemouth were walloping society for the first half and if Oskarsson decided to remember he's a professional striker maybe they could have even won or at least equalised. great continental battle of teams of similar stature from different countries. you love to see it

La Liga
Barcelona7 - 2Racing Santander
shazzo
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

Adeyemi is so immense man, I owe him an apology. Pedri unnoticed masterclass too 💀 Raphinha casual business. Only thing I have to say is Lamine please enjoy your football man. f*** g/a remind us who you are

Player of the match
Karim-David Adeyemi
Barcelona
La Liga
Levante2 - 4Barcelona
shazzo
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

Although the score is very flattering the game itself wasn't in totality. I think the guard was dropped and felt like we played at 60% for the majority. Let's get the sleep out of our season now rather than later. Besides i isn't focus too much

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Barcelona
Champions League
Fenerbahçe1 - 1Roma
shazzo
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

I couldn't tell who was in Control, nothing was expected and not in the good way. Fene looked the most comfortable but Roma more dangerous, both not doing much with it.

Player of the match
Archibald Brown
Fenerbahçe
Champions League
Porto0 - 2Man City
shazzo
shazzo@shazzo
4w ago

Bouaddi Cherki Foden yesterday

Player of the match
Ayyoub Bouaddi
Man City
Champions League
Barcelona5 - 1Feyenoord
shazzo
shazzo@shazzo
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

Raphinha, Lamine, and Fermín please decide between yourselves who will be the best player of this team because each time you're on the pitch you want to prove it's you. Make it easy for us to decide 😭 Jokes aside, what a performance. It felt like we played at 75% yet we were wayy too much to handle. Individually I don't have many comments but honestly the joy of this game is insane. VISCA EL BARÇA 💙❤️

Player of the match
Raphinha
Barcelona
Champions League
Barcelona5 - 1Feyenoord
shazzo
shazzo@shazzo
4w ago

Raphinha, Lamine, and Fermín please decide between yourselves who will be the best player of this team because each time you're on the pitch you want to prove it's you. Make it easy for us to decide 😭 Jokes aside, what a performance. It felt like we played at 75% yet we were wayy too much to handle. Individually I don't have many comments but honestly the joy of this game is insane. VISCA EL BARÇA 💙❤️

Player of the match
Raphinha
Barcelona
Champions League
Club Brugge KV2 - 3Aston Villa
shazzo
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

I can't tell if it was a skill difference or not, Brugge were inconsistent with their level if Im honest 😂. Aston Villa were the better team no question, but Brugge seemed happy to challenge that which led to a more or less entertaining fixture.

Player of the match
Pau Torres
Aston Villa
La Liga
Elche2 - 3Real Sociedad
shazzo
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

partidazo de elche. jugaban con huevos y de verdad intentaban ganar el partido con todo. la sociedad pierden sus cabezas tan temprano antes el gol anulado y casi les perderán. pues muy interesante el partido

La Liga
Espanyol1 - 1Sevilla
shazzo
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

I AM SO ABSOLUTELY FED UP. Sevilla you are all COWARDS. Besides luck you have nothing on the pitch above Betis, a superior institution to you. After receiving a red card for a stupid challenge and giving up a goal at the 98th f***ing minute. These cowards decide to keep the ball at the corner flag to wind down time with SECONDS ON THE F***ING CLOCK. Espanyol tried what they could but Sevilla have given that relegation club a charity point. I'm happy they have both only taken 1 but realistically they deserved 0 both.

Player of the match
Lucien Agoumé
Sevilla
Serie A
Roma2 - 1Atalanta
shazzo
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

Roma attacked very well, Atalanta needing confidence. I think final 3rd work for Roma being a bit sharper especially early off would do them a world of favour.

Player of the match
Marco Carnesecchi
Atalanta
La Liga
Valencia0 - 5Barcelona
shazzo
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

Scenes when my daughter is called Fermín Lopez

Player of the match
Fermín
Barcelona
La Liga
Betis1 - 0Real Madrid
shazzo
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

Great hatewatch. Madrid were okay, but Betis well fought throughout the game. The midblock for rapid transition was very smart from pellegrini. Attacking down the right with strong focus (seemed like both wings with a right side bias) but the players there did their job 100%. Dumfries might be the worst player in La Liga, Arda Güler's style was generally encouraging, Huijsen was good. Antony, Bellerín, Natan, all very very strong for Betis. But man of the match is Alvaro Valles ...

Player of the match
Álvaro Vallés
Betis
Championship
West Ham4 - 2Wolves
shazzo
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1 Sept 2026

MOTM mukasa for the goals scored. West Ham were shit to start, didn't improve much but played okay. Wolves ... where are your f***ing standards??? they don't pick up 5 points in the prem like this

La Liga
Barcelona5 - 2Rayo Vallecano
shazzo
shazzo@shazzo
31 Aug 2026

Raphinha by the will of Allah SWT your life will yield positive results for the contributions you have made to: A. The Success of my football club B. The joy in my life. Anthony Gordó: Immense Lamine Yamal: Dazzling only issues i had were with the full backs, mainly Kounde. A lack of intensity in the middle but Pedri should rest next game. Olmo Fermín meh. But respect to Rayo for showing up to play football

Player of the match
Raphinha
Barcelona
Premier League
Chelsea4 - 3Brighton
shazzo
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★31 Aug 2026

Many goals but I wasn't phenomenally excited. The attacking power of Chelsea is great though. Close to a 4 star game.

Player of the match
Cole Palmer
Chelsea
La Liga
Barcelona2 - 0Athletic Club
shazzo
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★27 Aug 2026

Great attacking, Lamine getting back into it, 2 goals + clean sheet. Good from Barça especially for a La Liga game. I'm saying though - if Kounde played like Eric today, his agenda would've been pushed again but Eric got away. Not implying anything though. Fermín is an absolute monster wtf.

Player of the match
Fermín
Barcelona
La Liga
Valencia0 - 1Betis
shazzo
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★25 Aug 2026

Average La Liga game. Only FOOTBALL that stood out to me was from Ryunosuke but I'm not moved anyways. Antony was ready to play some football though 👀

Player of the match
Pablo García
Racing Santander
Premier League
Fulham2 - 3Chelsea
shazzo
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★24 Aug 2026

Very strong performance from Fulham, deserved to leave with something. Huge from King, Calv, Alex, Berge, and some of the others too. Chelsea's backline still needs work but at least the front worked FOR TODAY.

Player of the match
João Pedro
Chelsea
La Liga
Osasuna0 - 0Levante
shazzo
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★24 Aug 2026

(i missed the final 30) decent, average la liga game. as a neutral watch it was nothing bad but not exciting neither

Player of the match
Ante Budimir
Osasuna