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shdwknght

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Created April 2026
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India1 - 1Panama
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Should have won that ngl. Seeing my country play that well was very unexpected. I was expecting a thrashing but they never really threatened us like that, while we could have had two or more goals easily.

Player of the match
Ryan Williams
Premier League
Chelsea2 - 2Hull City
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

Getting mauled by the tigers isn't so much fun when it's your turn. I'm not loving many things under xabier rn. The defence needs to be sorted because this is making me go insane. Subbing estevao on so late is another worry and the biggest is starting gusto in midfield again. Granted this might be his worst week in football as of yet, and he will be better( hopefully) going forward in another position now that moi will be back after the brentford game but that can't be the solution man. They had so many chances, us getting the point is us getting lucky i think? Wow this is dark.

Player of the match
Mohamed Belloumi
Hull City
Carabao Cup
Chelsea6 - 3Leeds
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

That first half performance was one of the most embarrassing one I've seen in a while. Those players know why they hold bench now, and can't go complaining about gametime when you pull that shite. Gusto.. if you touch the pitch again it's a problem. Everything he did turned to shit, fucking hell. I can't go through pochball again icl, my heart can't handle this. This is very fun no doubt, but I don't want to age 10 years come the end of the season. Xabi you need to figure out how to make this defence work. Now onto the attack: these boys are elite. They are so much fun damn. Morgan rogers I am in love mate. 4 assists is insane work. Palmer is just palmer, too good. That second goal is ridiculous, absolutely ridiculous. Even neto seems to have a good synergy with these lads; long may it continue ( only the attacking bit and not defending).

Player of the match
Morgan Rogers
Chelsea
Premier League
Arsenal2 - 1Chelsea
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

Should have switched to a back 4 way earlier but that's a green flag from xabi. We will be alright. The only hope I had in that second half was when kai got subbed off for gyokeres... My god how did he become a pro?

Player of the match
Kai Havertz
Arsenal
Premier League
Man City1 - 0Coventry
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

Triple captain haaland💔

Player of the match
Rayan Cherki
Man City
Premier League
Newcastle2 - 2Bournemouth
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

Fucking hell Bournemouth just can't hold on to a lead can they

Player of the match
Alex Scott
Bournemouth
Premier League
Man United5 - 2Ipswich
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★31 Aug 2026

One slip ruined everything

Player of the match
Bruno Fernandes
Man United
Premier League
Chelsea4 - 3Brighton
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★30 Aug 2026

Xabi you're gonna kill me man. I can't handle ping pong matches at my big age anymore. Defence needs to improve big time. I'm fine with the direct low possession game against assna, but we need to start putting our stamp on the pitch soon after though if we want to be serious. The front three amazing once again. Especially fell in love with morgan rogers. Palmer had an okay game and yet clutched up for us. The boy is truly back💙

Player of the match
Morgan Rogers
Chelsea
Premier League
Liverpool2 - 2Nott'm Forest
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★29 Aug 2026

Watching forest dominate the game was very fun to watch. Seems like they have Liverpool's number at anfield these past few years.

Carabao Cup
Chelsea2 - 0Luton
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★28 Aug 2026

Barco might be a really fun player you know. He was my MOTM but he isn't in the selection

Player of the match
Joshua Acheampong
Chelsea
Premier League
Fulham2 - 3Chelsea
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★25 Aug 2026

The first chelsea game that I can say I've truly enjoyed in a long time. Xabi😭💙💙💙💙💙 This is what happens when you platform your best players. Kopama I'm ready for this season biggest bro. Show the league what tuchel has done. All three of our forwards were nuts and we still could see who was head and shoulders above the rest. Insane player

Player of the match
Cole Palmer
Chelsea
Premier League
Newcastle2 - 2Liverpool
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★24 Aug 2026

Isak getting booed all game; this is the reason I love this beautiful sport

Player of the match
Anthony Elanga
Newcastle
Premier League
Man City2 - 1Bournemouth
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★23 Aug 2026

Maresca thinks he can wear a suit and his tactics will magically be less shit...

Player of the match
Rayan Cherki
Man City
Premier League
Everton2 - 0Crystal Palace
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★23 Aug 2026

Tyrique George balled the fuck out. Kdh as well. Pickford with some huge saves to keep them in the game in the first half and then it was everton all the way from then.

Player of the match
Tyrique George
Everton
Premier League
Hull City2 - 0Man United
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★22 Aug 2026

Incredible hatewatch. Thank you tigers😭💙

Player of the match
Nobel Mendy
Hull City
Premier League
Arsenal3 - 0Coventry
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★22 Aug 2026

I don't usually get nervous, but I'm starting to get a bit shaky, you know

Player of the match
Christos Tzolis
Arsenal
Community Shield
Arsenal3 - 0Man City
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★16 Aug 2026

Marescuck left us mid season for this 😂😂😂😂😂🤣 First hatewatch of the season successful. 2 months of hatewatches left until he eventually gets sacked, shit cunt

Player of the match
Christos Tzolis
Arsenal
Friendlies Clubs
Chelsea3 - 1Real Sociedad
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★16 Aug 2026

Would have enjoyed it more if they managed to figure out how to have a working stream!

Friendlies Clubs
Chelsea3 - 0Milan
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★9 Aug 2026

Wow that was very fun! Please don't let jackson go, we need him. That front 5 in the second half was the stuff of dreams. Palestra is moving me, and lavia completing a 90 actually made my day

Friendlies Clubs
Chelsea0 - 1Juventus
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6 Aug 2026

I'll be real, the pitches are horrendous so at this point I just want there to be no injuries and I'm happy.

Friendlies Clubs
Chelsea1 - 2Tottenham
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1 Aug 2026

here I was getting ready to watch some pens and the lads decide to switch off and they get a pea roller of a shot hit the post and that pigeon scores the dagger. That joao pedro touch to separate and cross to Steve which made kinsky pull off a worldie was class

Player of the match
Antonín Kinský
Tottenham
Friendlies Clubs
Chelsea6 - 4Western Sydney Wanderers
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★28 Jul 2026

Very fun preseason game! A bit hilarious that 3 of the 4 players who played for us last season in the prem were the worst players with 16-17 years olds around them. Satpaev, Essugo were top. RKM, the two Reggies in midfield were really good. I can see the hype around Emenalo -- some brilliant flashes here and there technically but needs to keep the turnovers to a minimum and he will be grand! Joao pedro doing his and I'm glad to see palmer and estevao back

World Cup
Spain1 - 0Argentina
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★19 Jul 2026

Going from 2022 to this my god.... How can you not have a single shot as a team in a world cup final LOOOL Spain have a blinder of a world cup. Conceding 1 goal the entire tournament and it being to fucking belgium is both hilarious and amazing at the same time.

Player of the match
Ferran Torres
Spain
World Cup
England1 - 2Argentina
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★16 Jul 2026

Successful hatewatch but it came at the cost of supporting argentina 🙂‍↕️ Spain let's ride on Sunday

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
World Cup
France0 - 2Spain
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★15 Jul 2026

Fair fucks spain. Going to the final with one goal conceded is fucking amazing! Mbappe my goat, had another world class world cup but wasn't meant to be😪

Player of the match
Marc Cucurella
Spain
World Cup
Argentina3 - 1Switzerland
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★12 Jul 2026

A pathetic dive finished what would have been an amazing second half. They were all over argentina as well ffs. No chance argentina beat england playing as shit as they've done the past few games. It's truly over. France is my only hope

Player of the match
Julián Álvarez
Argentina
World Cup
Argentina3 - 2Egypt
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★7 Jul 2026

I've lost all respect sorry this is absolutely rigged for money... Or ratings in not sure which. I won't be silent. Just saw it live sry. What a game. Egypt you could have given me the greatest hatewatch ever💔💔 this and the england game back to back hurts ngl. What an insane couple of days it would have been if it did happen. Enzo goal should guarantee us the 120m atleast 😉

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
World Cup
Mexico2 - 3England
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6 Jul 2026

Absolute fucking cinema this. Glad it was delayed an hour so I could catch the full game. Azteca... There's no words. Love this stadium to bits. The final should have been played here and not bum fuck New Jersey. Would have been a 5 if Mexico came back, but it's one of the best world cup games I've seen so far.

Player of the match
Jude Bellingham
England
World Cup
Switzerland2 - 0Algeria
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3 Jul 2026

Manzambi that was sensational my son

Player of the match
Johan Manzambi
Switzerland
World Cup
England2 - 1Congo DR
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1 Jul 2026

WISSA YOU GOT A HATER IN ME FOR LIFE! FOR LIFE!!!! Harry class A kane... No words

Player of the match
Harry Kane
England
World Cup
Mexico2 - 0Ecuador
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1 Jul 2026

Mexico got mad aura in the azteca

Player of the match
Julián Quiñones
Mexico
World Cup
Jordan1 - 3Argentina
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★30 Jun 2026

Watched this instead of the Algeria - Austria game💔💔 tbf i atleast got to see messi break another record. Keeper needs to give up the gloves because there's no way I've seen him do the same stupid free kick mistake twice in one game

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
World Cup
Netherlands1 - 1Morocco
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★30 Jun 2026

Worst and best penalty shootout ever. Shoutout gakpo man

Player of the match
Yassine Bounou
Morocco
World Cup
Norway3 - 2Senegal
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★23 Jun 2026

Blessed to watch generational talents do it on the biggest stage. Shoutout sarr as well

Player of the match
Erling Haaland
Norway
World Cup
Spain4 - 0Saudi Arabia
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★22 Jun 2026

Only caught the first half but how do you let lamine yamal iso your defenders time and time again and make zero adjustments? Was fun for me because I got to watch him cook but c'mon that was so stupid from Saudi

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Spain
World Cup
Tunisia0 - 4Japan
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shdwknght@shdwknght
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★21 Jun 2026

Got to watch the 1000th game of the world cup and see them break the record for most goals in a game by an asian country. Tunisia might be the worst team in the cup. That's all.

Player of the match
Ayase Ueda
Japan