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Paris W2 - 2Arsenal W
i can’t do this anymore 😂😂😂
Arsenal WParis W2 - 2Arsenal W
Arsenal WParis W2 - 2Arsenal W
a word for each player: misa - awful ona batlle - horrific wubben moy - terrible williamson - stupid emily fox - goated mariona - dreadful little - appalling cooney cross - good stanway - peak baum - insane russo - offensive funny screenshot from the last time we played them, i had no idea they were about to play in my face
Arsenal W
Scotland0 - 3Switzerland
actually think we played quite well despite having 10 men for 80 minutes, hendry just a stupid stupid tackle. pocognoli just won’t bring on mcpake bro and he’s such a good player im annoyed
Scotland
Portsmouth1 - 4Arsenal
Over the past few months this game, despite the owning of Portsmouth that it was, has become very important to me because of the impact it holds on those pesky arsenal (and other) friends of mine (and the scoreline becoming a running joke) by @alf, age 20
Arsenal
NJ/NY Gotham3 - 1Chicago Red Stars
EXACT PREDICTION IN THE DYING MINUTES I LOVE YOU CHICAGO
NJ/NY Gotham
Monterrey1 - 0Cruz Azul
This was a fun match, I guess listening to music in the background and chilling with friends makes for a better time. Happy for my Rashadossss mutuals…
Monterrey
Brighton3 - 0Arsenal
I didn’t watch this so this game simply didn’t happen and I just know that nasty Brighton manager will be relishing over this faux pas
ArsenalBrighton3 - 0ArsenalSimply not Arsenal’s day. Brighton simply looked better. Arteta tried to fix things in the second half, but Brighton scored the third goal fairly soon and Arsenal simply saw no way back. Brighton simply were the better team today and Arsenal had a slip up that all good teams are bound to have.
BrightonBrighton3 - 0Arsenal
I can’t believe we got pecked by the seagulls, FUCK! Always hated seagulls… Anyway, Brighton were brilliant. Faster at every step, absolutely frenetic pressing, and just wanted it more. Made everything very uncomfortable and difficult for us, and played their hearts out. Kudos to them, well played. I haven’t seen the Arsenal this off the pace in a long time. It wasn’t a matter of not having any ideas going forward, we seemed to have plenty of ideas, we just couldn’t pull any of them off it seemed. Slow to everything, midfielders dropping deep to receive and leaving an enormous void in the center of the pitch, where the Brighton press just snapped up every loose ball or loose pass. It’s like we knew what to do, we just weren’t doing it. Reacting instead of acting, and facing a tempo this high, that was a recipe for disaster. Watching the players get visibly more and more frustrated as they misplaced passes, mistimed runs, and were beaten to loose balls made me unbelievably frustrated as well. I’m not going to let emotion take over and declare the sign of the end times. Yes, we were dogshit on the pitch, but I’m not really worried yet. Some players could really be giving me more (ahem, Eze, looking at you…), and certain combinations just weren’t working at all (Konsa and Gabriel looked uneasy next to each other), but there’s certainly a cause for this which I’m confident they’ll iron out. The whole match looked like Arsenal had all been poisoned, and Brighton had all smoked crack in the tunnel before coming out, and we’ve seen enough of this Arsenal team to know that’s pretty out of character. Shit games happen, better now than later I guess. Saka is indecisive in front of goal, and is taking 1-2 too many touches. Havertz needs to put that away, but nice combo with Gyokeres. Calafiori is a total footballer. Dowman🫰 The only silver lining is that we didn’t give up a 2-goal lead, at least… The next seagull I see, I’m wringing its neck, sorry mate. COYG❤️🤍
Brighton3 - 0Arsenal
Brighton are on absolute fire! They look exceptional in attack and defence. I doubt they can keep up the momentum with Europe in midweek, but it would be nice to see a different team get into the top 4/5. Too early for those shouts however. Pascal Gross is on exceptional form, an FPL Manager's dream! Off day for Arsenal today, they can happen even to the best of teams. I definitely think they'll be alright and the long international break will help soften the lows of this defeat. Seen plenty of Arsenal fans still optimistic though, not a result that is ideal. But it's also not doom and gloom.
BrightonBrighton3 - 0ArsenalOnce again we got pecked by the seagulls it’s genuinely so impressive how they just tactically countered everything Arteta had they were perfect everyone in the squad is mad as hell of course and rice crashed out and tackled someone after the full time whistle we lost our composure completely and the most important thing that needs to change after this game is Arteta needs to stop underestimating Brighton and change the tactics completely against them specifically because they literally know our every single move now
BrightonBrighton3 - 0Arsenal
ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY BELT TO THE ASS
BrightonBrighton3 - 0Arsenali actually came into this game thinking wow i hope we lose!!! @midgelover game 6 ✅
Brighton
Brentford3 - 0Chelsea
It's okay guys Chelsea will finish 7th in the UCL😭😭🐶🐶🚽
Brentford
Ipswich2 - 4Arsenalmax dowman you are so loved ❤️🩹 also 5 (technically 6) hale enders on one pitch is so cool
Ipswich2 - 4Arsenal
The Boy Wonder himself, fairs.
Arsenal
Man United0 - 1Man City
Man CityMan United0 - 1Man City
Manchester United don’t deserve to be called a football club
Man CityMan United0 - 1Man City
Enzo Fernandes MIGHT actually not be a waste of money🥹
Man CityMan United0 - 1Man City
A derby i looked forward to mostly overshadowed by what in my opinion is a refereeing error. The first half started promising, but the early red for Foden did ruin it a bit. It’s a clear red for him, but Bruno should have had red too for doing the same thing. But refs suck, this is common knowledge. I think all things considered the first half was still *fine*, can’t expect much when its 11 vs 10, just mostly both sides not knowing how to play football when they get into the final third. The second half felt more or less the same. Also with yet another controversial call. I am not sure if the goal should stand, as far as i know the rules its between deflection and a deliberate play. If Dorgu deliberately hits the ball there then yeah thats not offside, but it quite clearly looks like a deflection. Ndiaye did come on good though from the bench, played a decent game. Just yeah poor refereeing, only 5 minutes extra, some minor incidents between players, and just generally Oliver trying to take the spotlight. No one really stood out, i think Enzo did well, as well as Nunes and Gvardiol. But Haaland probably deserves it for being the deciding factor with his goal.
Man City
Sunderland0 - 2ArsenalA match full of very physical duels, with Arsenal managing to 'Gun' the Black Cats down in the end. Sunderland had huge chances throughout the game, including an Enzo Le Fee penalty, which was heroicly saved by the Spanish wall that is David Raya, proving again why he is one of the best goalkeepers in the world. Dan Ballard had an excellent game I thought, winning duels and the penalty, also a spectacular goal line clearance with a diving header. At the other end, they couldn't find a way past the immaculate Arsenal defence. A Bruno Guimaraes screamer stunned the Mackems, rubbing salt in the wounds with his Newcastle ties. Late in the game, Sunderland also conceded a penalty, resulting in a second yellow for Reinildo. Bukayo Saka managing to find fortune and convert for his 3rd of the season. I don't think Sunderland were bad, but the amazing work of Arsenal's defence ultimately halted any chance of a result. Arsenal looking extremely solid again, you're wondering who will be the team to stop them, because they are on a steamroll of results. It's now 10 goals scored and 1 goal conceded in all competitions, extremely impressive. Signing Bruno Guimaraes has brought quality to the team depth and he helped Arsenal win this game with an unreal finish. I've mentioned this team getting better, which they are proving every single game. Got to give a lot of credit to Mikel Arteta, I'm far from his biggest fan, but he has done a great job in the past year. MOTM David Raya, without his presence and penalty save it might've been a different result for Arsenal.
ArsenalSunderland0 - 2ArsenalNot the best game, but at least the ref and players added a bit of tension with the small scuffles and discussions. By the end of it the ref was absolutely done with everyone and started handing out yellows like it was Halloween candy. David Raya was the MOTM by far.
ArsenalSunderland0 - 2Arsenal
sexy goal and sexy raya, what more can i ask for 😏
ArsenalSunderland0 - 2Arsenal
SAKA GOALL
ArsenalSunderland0 - 2ArsenalRaya where do i even begin
ArsenalSunderland0 - 2Arsenalsaka goal and martinelli hattrick in the same day 😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️ @midgelover game 4 ✅
ArsenalSunderland0 - 2Arsenal
David Raya my foggin saviour 🤩🤩
Arsenal
Como4 - 1RB Leipzig
Wow, I've watched Como a lot, but this is one of the best performances I've seen from them. I was going to say "Fabregas has them cooking", but that is an understatement. Yes, they have a plethora of resources at hand which does give them a massive advantage. But you have to make it count in order to work, you have to play good football, which is exactly what Cesc Fabregas has them doing. It will be interesting to see how they fare against teams like Manchester United, Barcelona and PSG. I hope Fabregas keeps that attacking, never give up mentality because it just works so well for them. Not a lot to say about Leipzig, they were very poor and didn't play with enough intensity or awareness. They still had chances, but squandered most of them. 4-1 was quite deserved on the night, so many levels between the quality of performances from both teams. Como - excellent. Leipzig - underwhelming. MOTM goes to Nico Paz for his 2 assists and control of the game. Although, he definitely should've had a goal to go with that.
ComoBayern5 - 0Bodo/Glimt
yet here i am, really thought Bayern was gonna play in my face today… until they decided to score in the 2nd half ! OLISE BRACE, we love to see it !! 😍
Bayern
Napoli0 - 1ArsenalMartin goatdegaard ❤️🔥🔪🧔🧍😹🪦
ArsenalArsenal2 - 1Chelsea
Very entertaining game I must say as if I wasn’t ready to puke my heart out from the first minute but anyway tzolis man what a player, I don’t have words he’s just a joy to watch it’s unlucky he keeps getting yellows for nothing (just ruining my fpl for nothing). Raya I felt so safe. I love how composed he always is he’s just that guy. As for ODEVERTZ DOG WALKING THEM. MY BRAND.
ArsenalArsenal2 - 1ChelseaPride of London, The Arsenal. (Also yes that is my jersey)
ArsenalArsenal2 - 1ChelseaSeven years without a win for small chels😭😭😭😭😭
ArsenalArsenal2 - 1Chelsea60 MILLION DOWN THE DRAIN, KAI HAVERTZ SCORES AGAIN
ArsenalIpswich0 - 2LiverpoolLiverpool were much better than the last 2 games, they actually took control of the game by the scruff of the neck. And when they were threatened, they were absolutely terrific in defence, all the basics and more were executed very well. I thought they could've had a lot more if they were on peak form. Isak finally bagging some goals, I don't think it's fully his fault that he wasn't performing in the first place. A nasty, untimely injury ruining all his momentum when he originally came in. Gakpo will be wondering why Liverpool were even considering selling him in the first place. Last week I mentioned he could've been sold, which was true, but I also said he has been far from the level Liverpool expect. However, if he keeps on putting in performances like this, he surely cements his spot in the team. Ipswich tried but it wasn't enough. A theme that I believe will continue to haunt them all season. Enciso and Palacios looked tidy, but everyone else just isn't a Premier League standard player I believe. You can still stay up with low quality standards, if you have a good manager. But I don't think they have that in Gary O'Neil. I don't see him staying for the whole season, if so, it will be interesting to see who they turn to if they do eventually sack him. Perhaps Kieran McKenna? MOTM is Gakpo, although Isak scored a brace, he was involved in many good things for Liverpool tonight. Great assist for the first too!
LiverpoolPortsmouth0 - 2Derby
Poor outing from Pompey. Zetterstrom with an insane save earns him MOTM
Derby
Aston Villa0 - 1ArsenalWhat a headache 🥹🥹 I’m just glad this match is over finally and Matty cash I fucking hate that little cunt so bad im so glad I don’t have to see his ugly bald head anymore fucking twat. Great loyalty test/match.
Arsenal