
Bayern5 - 0Bodo/Glimt



My goat Kane is so back. W Kane, W Olise, W Bayern!


Bayern
Man United4 - 0Sabah FA



Carrick’s first champs league win, and bruno’s goal was great. Honestly good match to watch. Enjoyed it. Even as a city fan Bruno is a great player. Wish we got to see Marcus Don’t be RASHford though.

Man United
Fenerbahçe1 - 1Roma



Intense match honestly. Interesting one to watch too.

Fenerbahçe
Chelsea6 - 3Leeds



Nahhhh my goat Palmer is back again. 2 goals. Bro we got a Palmer brace and a Morgan assist hat trick. CPR is my favorite attack in the league honestly. I love them. Holy peakkk. It’s icy in here now.


Chelsea
Napoli0 - 1Arsenal



If it wasn’t for my fellow Norwegian king Martin Odegaard this win wouldn’t have happened.


Arsenal
Liverpool2 - 1Atletico Madrid



Holy match, this match was honestly an intense. Julian Alvarez’s return is back and he got an assist. Liverpool though comes in with this peak match honestly they killed it.


Liverpool
Barcelona5 - 1Feyenoord



5 goals 5 stars. Great match from Barca man. They did an amazing job honestly. They killed it. I was shocked to see Gordon wasn’t starting but Adeyemi did an excellent job with this game. Like genuinely amazing goal. Lamine killed it too. Loved his free kick goal and his assists. I wish we got some more game time for the king AG17 but you know. It is what it is. Peak match though.


Barcelona
Porto0 - 2Man City



Had to watch this one honestly peak cinema. Haaland brace.

Man City
Real Madrid2 - 1Inter



Only if Jude just headed that ball in there honestly. Honestly, interesting match against Inter. I do feel like Madrid could’ve been a little better, but the Valverde goal was genuinely amazing pressing. Jude had a great tackle too. Courtois though that man is genuinely on a run. For the win it was worth it though. 3 points are 3 points you know.

Real Madrid
France2 - 0Morocco



Yeah this just wasn’t it honestly. How can’t you score a pen bro.

France
Scotland0 - 1Morocco



Wow, did enjoy this match a lot pretty good one.

Morocco
Brazil1 - 1Morocco



VINI JR GOALLLLL

Brazil
Iraq1 - 4Norway



Haaland first WC goal was amazing. Like great first match for Norway in the world cup for 28 years.

Norway
Norway3 - 2Senegal



HAALAND HAALAND

Norway
Norway1 - 4France



Could’ve been like the greatest of the tournament if we had Mbappe vs Haaland but we had the whole B team on Norway. Amazing hat trick though.

France
Ivory Coast1 - 2Norway



Nusa goal was amazing

Norway
Brazil1 - 2Norway



That’s the goat Haaland and that’s what he does

Norway
Elche2 - 3Real Sociedad



Holy moly match what did i just witness. Even with a red Sociedad won it. W bro.

Real Sociedad
Juventus1 - 1Milan



Just wanted to see Modric to be honest.

Juventus
Arsenal2 - 1Chelsea



Like i love Cole Palmer but this wasn’t his match sadly. Arsenal had a great match though, Odegaard’s goal was amazing though. Great job from him. Also, Havertz dude. Holy moly.

Arsenal
Inter3 - 2Napoli



Holy cinema of a match here. Inter bro….

Inter
Nott'm Forest0 - 0Tottenham



Again how much did Spurs spend in this transfer window just for no shots on target?

Tottenham
Man City1 - 0Coventry



Haaland goal LETS GOOOO. ERLING GOATT. I gotta say though this was Andersons best match with the team so far. Surprisingly though Enzo did alright too.


Man City
Betis1 - 0Real Madrid



This is like the worst thing ever. Those last 15 minutes from Espi’s literal excellent goal. Then getting the offside. Then Mbappe’s pen which should’ve been retaken. I SWEAR. IM CRASHING OUT.

Betis
Deportivo La Coruna0 - 1Real Madrid




Real Madrid
Schalke 040 - 3Real Madrid




Real Madrid
Spain1 - 0Argentina



Bros started a fight on the pitch 😭


Spain
England4 - 2Croatia



The moment that national anthem of Wonderwall started I knew that it would be a fun time.

England
England0 - 0Ghana



Yo Ghana was mad lucky Jude and Harry didn’t pull out what they did in Mexico.

England
Panama0 - 2England



YUHHHHHH HEYYYY JUDEEE

England
England2 - 1Congo DR



THE HURRICANE. HARRY KANE REALLY DID THAT TO CONGO.


England
Norway1 - 2England



Once again he strikes again. The cable of god man. W jude though. Bro really tried to steal our celebration too.

England
England1 - 2Argentina



This match genuinely made me dislike enzo fernandez. Even though i didn’t like him before. Tuchel bro we could’ve attacked. Not dan burns that quick.

England
France4 - 6England



This was genuinely better then the final for me

England
Barcelona1 - 2Real Madrid



There’s not much to be said. He’s just the greatest of all time. I do miss these days, but Jude’s so back so we good.


Real Madrid
Mexico2 - 3England



You just had to be here as an england fan sitting on your bed mid game watch Jude Bellingham score 2 goals in under 2 minutes. Whenever everyone was saying he shouldn’t be here. Piss off gang he’s the greatest midfielder ever. He kept the hope alive for England to win. The man that has saved us over and over again. Player of all time man. He’s back. For the people that didn’t see Zidane which i didn’t get to sadly, jude’s here for us.

Barcelona2 - 0Athletic Club



AG17 might just be white boy of all time honestly. Love that man so much. Player of all time.

Barcelona
Tottenham0 - 2Newcastle



W NEWCASTLE spurs though they fell off when kane left. it’s over for them. Relegations the only way.

Newcastle
Chelsea4 - 3Brighton



COLE PALMER IS SO BACK he’s so cold i can feel it in my veins that he’s prime again.

Chelsea



SAKA IS SAKA


Arsenal
bookd.