Indy Eleven0 - 1Oakland Roots



thank you god for smiting indy eleven

Villarreal3 - 1Levante



predicted this one perfectly so automatically it’s a 4/5

Villarreal
Man City5 - 3Sunderland



forgot to put in haaland’s batteries this match i see

Sunderland
Leeds0 - 0Crystal Palace



thanks for nothing @leeds

Leeds
Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madrid



for example nothing

Real Madrid
Fulham1 - 1Man United



the question is now who gets sacked first

Fulham
Norwich3 - 4Bolton



what the fuck?

Norwich
Sevilla1 - 3Barcelona



the last thing you see before getting slimed out in andalusia


Barcelona
Nott'm Forest0 - 1Coventry



up the cov? ! !


Coventry
Roma2 - 2Inter



it’s impossible to serie a pill me because i hate it

Roma
Everton1 - 0Ipswich



didn’t necessarily want ipswich to win, however, everton winning and adding to their egotism is somehow worse
Newcastle2 - 1Hull City



you’ve been spared by the tigers just this once (1)

Hull City
Brighton3 - 0Arsenal



mikel arteta to me directly:


Brighton
Millwall2 - 2West Ham





West Ham
Tottenham2 - 3Aston Villa


suzuki letting in two spurs goals is like when they let the make-a-wish kid score a touchdown against tom brady. here you go kid, one last hurrah before relegation!

New York City0 - 1New York Red Bulls



get mamdani on the pitch in his arsenal thobe i think he can salvage this

New York Red Bulls
Brentford3 - 0Chelsea



should we apologize to liam rosenior? should we invite bella hadid?

Brentford
West Ham2 - 3Fulham



one must ask themself: how many headers is too many

Fulham
Man City5 - 0Norwich



maresca and clement bald collab at the end was heartwarming

Man City
Betis1 - 0Getafe



i look at rodrigo riquelme and i think #needthat ASAP

Betis
Amasyaspor 196810 - 0Cankirigucu



close game innit
Inter Miami2 - 0Cruz Azul



i don’t really care about inter miami @alf
Columbus Crew2 - 1Orlando City



tried to watch to better cyberbully gen, was so bored i considered killing myself
Detroit City1 - 1Hartford Athletic



WTF IS A HARTFORD!!!!

England1 - 2Argentina



my beautiful wife anthony gordon we don’t deserve you

England
Argentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands



in my dreams cabo verde went to the finals and won and then vozinha was venerated as patron saint of second chances

Cape Verde Islands
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