bookd.
Norway1 - 2England
England
USA1 - 4Belgium
Time to invest in a 20 year plan to produce some technical defenders who don't poop themselves in their own box.
Belgium
Mexico2 - 3EnglandDjed redemption arc coming.
England
Portugal2 - 1Croatia
Spiritually onside
CroatiaUSA2 - 0Bosnia & Herzegovina
Strolling through the match until the (undeserved) Balogun red. McKennie loves a backheel, huh.
USA
Brazil2 - 1Japan
BrazilNorway1 - 4France
France
Ecuador2 - 1Germany
Ecuador
Scotland0 - 3Brazil
Brazil
Argentina2 - 0Austria
2.5 star film given a slight bump for a fan service post credit sequence.
Argentina
Uruguay2 - 2Cape Verde Islands
Too much hero ball at the end there.
Cape Verde IslandsBelgium0 - 0Iran
Roberto Martinez testimonial match. Awful.
IranUSA2 - 0Australia
Rough second half. Spent more time with guys on the floor than the ball in play.
USAEngland4 - 2CroatiaIf I had started logging games in 2014 I reckon this would have been Kane's 150th motm.
EnglandPortugal1 - 1Congo DR
Would love to know what goes thru someone's mind when they decide to appoint Roberto Martinez.
Congo DRIran2 - 2New Zealand
New Zealand
Spain0 - 0Cape Verde IslandsIncredible match. Yeah, Spain could have been more clinical but who gives a shit. MotM is everyone on cape verde.
Cape Verde Islands
Netherlands2 - 2JapanHell is watching gakpo -- straight upright and staring at the ball -- trying to take a man one on one for all eternity.
NetherlandsGermany7 - 1Curaçao
Thinking back to a happier time in my life when this was 1-1.
Germany
USA4 - 1Paraguay
Never seen the us look remotely this good in my entire life. Flabby start to the second but the reyna trivela makes up for it.
USA
Canada1 - 1Bosnia & Herzegovina
Bosnia & Herzegovina
South Korea2 - 1Czech Republic
South KoreaMexico2 - 0South Africa
MexicoTottenham1 - 0Everton
Watched this on a dodgy stream at 12am in tokyo. Could have put the match to bed early but don't have anyone who can finish chances atm. Vdv, danso, and porro all imperious and kinsky big when needed. Happy to be done with this shit.
Tottenham
Chelsea2 - 1TottenhamSwear we concede a screamer to Chelsea every time we play.
Tottenham1 - 1Leeds
Collective headloss after tel gave away the pen. Kinsky saved our ass at the end.
Tottenham
West Ham0 - 1Arsenal
First time ever cheering for arsenal and it felt horrible. Never again.
Arsenal
Bayern1 - 1PSG
PSG
Aston Villa1 - 2TottenhamHad to concede a goal in the last minute just to raise the heart rate. Finally take advantage of those 20 minute periods where we look good and grab 2 goals. Motm the entire midfield: Gallagher immense, palhinha a menace, bentancur silky.
TottenhamPSG5 - 4Bayern
PSG
Wolves0 - 1TottenhamCompletely bereft of ideas after the first 15. Lucky to escape with all 3 points.
TottenhamTottenham2 - 2Brighton
So much better with a functional midfield, but boy do I want to die.
Tottenham
Sunderland1 - 0Tottenham
Sunderland