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@hancelona

visca el barca, visca catalunya

Created June 2026
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Nations League
Croatia1 - 2Spain
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

he’s here, he’s there, he’s every fuckin where ME RINOOOO

Player of the match
Mikel Merino
Spain
Nations League
England2 - 3Spain
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

ferran torres does not play for my club 🥹🥹🥹

Player of the match
Dani Olmo
Spain
La Liga
Sevilla1 - 3Barcelona
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

raphael dias belloli you have saved my broke ass life

Player of the match
Raphinha
Barcelona
La Liga
Barcelona7 - 2Racing Santander
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

my future husband’s gonna be so mad when i name my firstborn ‘raphinha under the rain’ <3

Player of the match
Raphinha
Barcelona
Premier League
Man United0 - 1Man City
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

after barcaball this shit boring asf bruh

Player of the match
Gianluigi Donnarumma
Man City
La Liga
Levante2 - 4Barcelona
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

team was mostly unserious today but xavi espart first goal who cheered 🥳🥳🥳 child labour fc for the win baby

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Barcelona
Champions League
PSG6 - 1Slovan Bratislava
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

(only saw the second half) sharkboy statpadding against ‘bratislava’ una

Champions League
Barcelona5 - 1Feyenoord
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

need 5 goals? you know who to call 🖐🏼 lamine yamal scoring his first career free kick whilst wearing the captain’s armband is so fucking poetic. 🥹🫶🏼 i love this team i love my boys visca barca till i die 💙❤️

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Barcelona
La Liga
Valencia0 - 5Barcelona
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

fermin lopez and dani olmo are the top two best attacking midfielders in the world and none of you can change my mind

Player of the match
Fermín
Barcelona
La Liga
Barcelona5 - 2Rayo Vallecano
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★31 Aug 2026

BRACE TEAM IS SO BACK 😭💙❤️ besides from a lil shit defending we got everything: golazo (+ 1 more) by lamine, rapha in beast mode, antonio el gordo setting up two goals, la masia gems shining. we’re so back baby 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Barcelona
La Liga
Barcelona2 - 0Athletic Club
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★27 Aug 2026

pedro gonzalez lopez i will go to war for you

Player of the match
Pedri
Barcelona
La Liga
Elche0 - 5Barcelona
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★23 Aug 2026

5 stars for a 5 goal season opener 🥰🫶🏼 rapha in a black kit and a captain’s armband is a different beast! fermin got his well deserved brace, adeyemi scored, princess ‘gordon’ diana with two assists right after coming on, xavi espart with a brilliant assist, great performances by pedri and eric. we’re so back baby 💙❤️

Friendlies Clubs
Barcelona2 - 1Al Ahly
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★19 Aug 2026

i’ve seen enough give hamza the 9

Player of the match
Raphinha
Barcelona
World Cup
Spain1 - 0Argentina
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★20 Jul 2026

19 | 07 | 2026 ⭐️⭐️ pedri were you insane? of course not. they doubted you. they wanted you gone. and you just proved your worth on the biggest stage. you deserved this goal, this moment. ferran torres i am so proud of you. 🥹🦈 so proud of my barca boys. 💙❤️ lamine yamal and pau cubarsi world cup champions at 19!!!! and you, leo. it hurts to see you cry but you completed football four years ago and no one can it away from you. simply the best. 🐐 the world cup is over and i had so many great memories, not just irl but with this lil community over here. <3 vamos españa ❤️💛

Player of the match
Ferran Torres
Spain
1
World Cup
France4 - 6England
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★18 Jul 2026

- england peeps gonna be so mad at tuchel for benching saka against argentina now lmao - dictator man got his goals so that kinda sucks :/ - olise is literally allergic to the goalpost bro his luck is so bad

Player of the match
Bukayo Saka
England
World Cup
England1 - 2Argentina
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★16 Jul 2026

realized i completely forgot to log this yesterday 😭 still high from the euphoria of that comeback and the fact that i’m getting my dream final. it’s actually happening 😭🩵😭❤️ my goat playing like this at 39 is actually insane can you believe it. as for you, england, you can finally come home! (with the bronze medal)

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
World Cup
France0 - 2Spain
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★14 Jul 2026

VAMOSSSSS dictator has been dictated✌🏼 spain were so solid defensively today and yes we were lucky to get the penalty and they really could’ve done more in the attack. anyhoo we came away with the win 😭❤️ see you in new york ❤️💛

Player of the match
Marc Cucurella
Spain
World Cup
Norway1 - 2England
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★12 Jul 2026

sorloth you will pay for your sins

Player of the match
Jude Bellingham
England
World Cup
Spain2 - 1Belgium
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★10 Jul 2026

the only reason we need to call this tournament rigged is if pau cubarsi doesn’t win the young pott award

Player of the match
Pau Cubarsí
Spain
World Cup
France2 - 0Morocco
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★9 Jul 2026

bono had such a good first half and none of the morocco players decided to show up :/ welp thankfully that r*pist is going home

Player of the match
Yassine Bounou
Morocco
World Cup
Switzerland0 - 0Colombia
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★7 Jul 2026

these two really brought out the mbappe special for dessert after we got messi remontada for dinner

Player of the match
Gregor Kobel
Switzerland
World Cup
Argentina3 - 2Egypt
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★7 Jul 2026

fucking hell oh my god what a remontada. i feel sad for egypt my boys 😔❤️ sorry but messi couldn’t go this early 😭🫶🏼

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
World Cup
Portugal0 - 1Spain
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6 Jul 2026

its 6/7 today and we got spain’s #6 goal+ #7 assist

Player of the match
Ferran Torres
Spain
World Cup
Brazil1 - 2Norway
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5 Jul 2026

no thoughts only HAHAHAHAALAND.

Player of the match
Ørjan Nyland
Norway
World Cup
Paraguay0 - 1France
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4 Jul 2026

snoozefest 💤 crocheted a whole ass pounch during this match and somehow only needed to look up like 2 times (1. when cherki came on 2. to see the guy with the dictator shirt (my mvp))

World Cup
Canada0 - 3Morocco
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4 Jul 2026

ounahiiiiiii ❤️‍🔥☝🏻now get ready to cook france pls

Player of the match
Azzedine Ounahi
Morocco
World Cup
Australia1 - 1Egypt
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4 Jul 2026

will never get tired of seeing muslim teams go down to sujood after they score/win <3

Player of the match
Emam Ashour
Egypt
World Cup
Argentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4 Jul 2026

took 3 years off my lifespan but it was so worth it. cape verde you may have stayed unbeaten against the three main teams i support during this world cup and caused me a lot of anxiety. (see: 🇸🇦🇪🇸🇦🇷) but you have won our hearts with your determination to fight and your unforgettable performances. bravo 👏🏼 ps. sidney cabral with the goal of the tournament so far for sure ⭐️

Player of the match
Vózinha
Cape Verde Islands
World Cup
Portugal2 - 1Croatia
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3 Jul 2026

josko if you need a shoulder to cry on.. i’m here (yea i didn’t even bother staying up for this but oomfs said i gotta vote for the motm so hwg)

World Cup
Spain3 - 0Austria
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2 Jul 2026

lamine so good yet unlucky today to not get a goal :( oyarzaballer is coming for that golden boot yalll 💁🏻‍♀️ highlight of the match was queen alexia putellas outmogging everyone ❤️‍🔥

Player of the match
Mikel Oyarzabal
Spain
World Cup
Belgium3 - 2Senegal
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2 Jul 2026

senegal deserves to go through and yet. bottled in the dying minutes :( a fun game of football regardless.

Player of the match
Youri Tielemans
Belgium
World Cup
England2 - 1Congo DR
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1 Jul 2026

gordo 2 assists who cheered dr congo you were amazing <3

Player of the match
Harry Kane
England
World Cup
France3 - 0Sweden
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★30 Jun 2026

sweden keeper is goated for saving that olise goal, would’ve been goal of the tournament fr who can stop this superteam 🫩

Player of the match
Michael Olise
France
World Cup
Ivory Coast1 - 2Norway
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★30 Jun 2026

nobody: my brain when i’m trying to sleep: HAALAND HAALAND 📢📢📢 missed parts of this but it was still a fun watch

Player of the match
Antonio Nusa
Norway
World Cup
Netherlands1 - 1Morocco
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★30 Jun 2026

i had a lot of fun. gakpo got his goal, sad they lost :( happy for bono and saibari <3 this matchup shouldn’t have been so early man

Player of the match
Yassine Bounou
Morocco
World Cup
Brazil2 - 1Japan
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★29 Jun 2026

couldn’t watch the whole thing but. fun. sad for my asian brothers ☹️

Player of the match
Gabriel Martinelli
Brazil
World Cup
South Africa0 - 1Canada
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★28 Jun 2026

pretty boring but the SA gk made some good saves yeah

Player of the match
Ronwen Williams
South Africa
World Cup
Uruguay0 - 1Spain
hannah
hannah@hancelona
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★27 Jun 2026

uruguay playing haramball lmao this was..not it anyhoo put some respect on my boy cubarsi’s name. <3 pedri you were great too mwah

Player of the match
Pau Cubarsí
Spain