
Croatia1 - 2Spain



he’s here, he’s there, he’s every fuckin where ME RINOOOO

Spain
England2 - 3Spain



ferran torres does not play for my club 🥹🥹🥹

Spain
Sevilla1 - 3Barcelona



raphael dias belloli you have saved my broke ass life

Barcelona
Barcelona7 - 2Racing Santander



my future husband’s gonna be so mad when i name my firstborn ‘raphinha under the rain’ <3


Barcelona
Man United0 - 1Man City



after barcaball this shit boring asf bruh

Man City
Levante2 - 4Barcelona



team was mostly unserious today but xavi espart first goal who cheered 🥳🥳🥳 child labour fc for the win baby

Barcelona
PSG6 - 1Slovan Bratislava



(only saw the second half) sharkboy statpadding against ‘bratislava’ una
Barcelona5 - 1Feyenoord



need 5 goals? you know who to call 🖐🏼 lamine yamal scoring his first career free kick whilst wearing the captain’s armband is so fucking poetic. 🥹🫶🏼 i love this team i love my boys visca barca till i die 💙❤️

Barcelona
Valencia0 - 5Barcelona



fermin lopez and dani olmo are the top two best attacking midfielders in the world and none of you can change my mind

Barcelona
Barcelona5 - 2Rayo Vallecano



BRACE TEAM IS SO BACK 😭💙❤️ besides from a lil shit defending we got everything: golazo (+ 1 more) by lamine, rapha in beast mode, antonio el gordo setting up two goals, la masia gems shining. we’re so back baby 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼


Barcelona
Barcelona2 - 0Athletic Club



pedro gonzalez lopez i will go to war for you

Barcelona
Elche0 - 5Barcelona



5 stars for a 5 goal season opener 🥰🫶🏼 rapha in a black kit and a captain’s armband is a different beast! fermin got his well deserved brace, adeyemi scored, princess ‘gordon’ diana with two assists right after coming on, xavi espart with a brilliant assist, great performances by pedri and eric. we’re so back baby 💙❤️
Barcelona2 - 1Al Ahly



i’ve seen enough give hamza the 9

Barcelona
Spain1 - 0Argentina



19 | 07 | 2026 ⭐️⭐️ pedri were you insane? of course not. they doubted you. they wanted you gone. and you just proved your worth on the biggest stage. you deserved this goal, this moment. ferran torres i am so proud of you. 🥹🦈 so proud of my barca boys. 💙❤️ lamine yamal and pau cubarsi world cup champions at 19!!!! and you, leo. it hurts to see you cry but you completed football four years ago and no one can it away from you. simply the best. 🐐 the world cup is over and i had so many great memories, not just irl but with this lil community over here. <3 vamos españa ❤️💛

Spain
France4 - 6England



- england peeps gonna be so mad at tuchel for benching saka against argentina now lmao - dictator man got his goals so that kinda sucks :/ - olise is literally allergic to the goalpost bro his luck is so bad

England
England1 - 2Argentina



realized i completely forgot to log this yesterday 😭 still high from the euphoria of that comeback and the fact that i’m getting my dream final. it’s actually happening 😭🩵😭❤️ my goat playing like this at 39 is actually insane can you believe it. as for you, england, you can finally come home! (with the bronze medal)

Argentina
France0 - 2Spain



VAMOSSSSS dictator has been dictated✌🏼 spain were so solid defensively today and yes we were lucky to get the penalty and they really could’ve done more in the attack. anyhoo we came away with the win 😭❤️ see you in new york ❤️💛

Spain
Norway1 - 2England



sorloth you will pay for your sins

England
Spain2 - 1Belgium



the only reason we need to call this tournament rigged is if pau cubarsi doesn’t win the young pott award

Spain
France2 - 0Morocco



bono had such a good first half and none of the morocco players decided to show up :/ welp thankfully that r*pist is going home

Morocco
Switzerland0 - 0Colombia



these two really brought out the mbappe special for dessert after we got messi remontada for dinner


Switzerland
Argentina3 - 2Egypt



fucking hell oh my god what a remontada. i feel sad for egypt my boys 😔❤️ sorry but messi couldn’t go this early 😭🫶🏼

Argentina
Portugal0 - 1Spain



its 6/7 today and we got spain’s #6 goal+ #7 assist


Spain
Brazil1 - 2Norway



no thoughts only HAHAHAHAALAND.


Norway
Paraguay0 - 1France



snoozefest 💤 crocheted a whole ass pounch during this match and somehow only needed to look up like 2 times (1. when cherki came on 2. to see the guy with the dictator shirt (my mvp))

Canada0 - 3Morocco



ounahiiiiiii ❤️🔥☝🏻now get ready to cook france pls

Morocco
Australia1 - 1Egypt



will never get tired of seeing muslim teams go down to sujood after they score/win <3

Egypt
Argentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands



took 3 years off my lifespan but it was so worth it. cape verde you may have stayed unbeaten against the three main teams i support during this world cup and caused me a lot of anxiety. (see: 🇸🇦🇪🇸🇦🇷) but you have won our hearts with your determination to fight and your unforgettable performances. bravo 👏🏼 ps. sidney cabral with the goal of the tournament so far for sure ⭐️

Cape Verde Islands
Portugal2 - 1Croatia



josko if you need a shoulder to cry on.. i’m here (yea i didn’t even bother staying up for this but oomfs said i gotta vote for the motm so hwg)
Spain3 - 0Austria



lamine so good yet unlucky today to not get a goal :( oyarzaballer is coming for that golden boot yalll 💁🏻♀️ highlight of the match was queen alexia putellas outmogging everyone ❤️🔥

Spain
Belgium3 - 2Senegal



senegal deserves to go through and yet. bottled in the dying minutes :( a fun game of football regardless.

Belgium
England2 - 1Congo DR



gordo 2 assists who cheered dr congo you were amazing <3

England
France3 - 0Sweden



sweden keeper is goated for saving that olise goal, would’ve been goal of the tournament fr who can stop this superteam

France
Ivory Coast1 - 2Norway



nobody: my brain when i’m trying to sleep: HAALAND HAALAND 📢📢📢 missed parts of this but it was still a fun watch

Norway
Netherlands1 - 1Morocco



i had a lot of fun. gakpo got his goal, sad they lost :( happy for bono and saibari <3 this matchup shouldn’t have been so early man

Morocco
Brazil2 - 1Japan



couldn’t watch the whole thing but. fun. sad for my asian brothers ☹️

Brazil
South Africa0 - 1Canada



pretty boring but the SA gk made some good saves yeah

South Africa
Uruguay0 - 1Spain



uruguay playing haramball lmao this was..not it anyhoo put some respect on my boy cubarsi’s name. <3 pedri you were great too mwah

Spain
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