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Hi, Visca Barça Barça Fan since 03 🔵🔴🏆
France4 - 1Belgium
I love France so much, again for no particular reason. What a show the last 10 minutes of the game, they honestly a poor showing overall. The Olise effect i suppose, so important for this team. Belgium looked decent, but we all know why they lost, if Godts started it wouldve been a different story.
France
Sevilla1 - 3Aston Villa
Give us the quadruple 😍😍😍😍😍
Aston Villa
Greece2 - 2Netherlands
THIS IS A WIN FOR ME (pls don’t make me pick between my favourite people ever again 😭😭) CONGRATS TO BOTH 🇳🇱 and 🇬🇷
NetherlandsGreece2 - 2Netherlands
All Quiet on the Greek Front at the end...
NetherlandsGreece2 - 2Netherlands
Van Dijk giveth in the first half. Van Dijk taketh in the second half.
Greece
Czechia0 - 2England
i was gonna make an fc poopensharten joke but didn’t realize kane scored. eyes were hooked on spanish ball ngl
England
Spain4 - 1Croatia
baby goat doing baby goat things. bbl pedri with an assist >.<
SpainSpain4 - 1Croatia
At just 19 years old, he is just not real. Whether he wins it next month or not, his time will come soon and we will be there.
SpainSpain4 - 1Croatia
lamine yamal you’ve changed my life
SpainSpain4 - 1CroatiaLamine Yamal Nasraoui Ebana. The 2026 Ballon D'Or is YOURS.
SpainMexico1 - 1Colombiagil mora retired alexis vega and took his number. the real winner here is televisa
MexicoMexico1 - 1ColombiaNot the best match but my first game as an honorary Mexican 😍
MexicoEngland2 - 3Spainit never came home - ohh, i’m sorry England (Anthony Gordon innocent btw) 🤭 as more Barca players continue to leave the pitch unharmed 😭🫶🏻🫶🏻 VIVA ESPAÑA 🇪🇸
SpainEngland2 - 3Spainroadmen vs omega chads
Spain
Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madrid
*happy by pharrell williams starts playing*
Real MadridSevilla1 - 3Barcelona
I can’t lie, our performance today was definitely on the lower side compared to what we’ve been putting out this season. But every now and then, I think about how just a few seasons ago, we were shedding happy tears over a 2-2 draw. Makes me appreciate how far we’ve come and how we now consistently win games in such comfortable fashion. Lord, I thank you for flick and this amazing barca team.
BarcelonaSevilla1 - 3BarcelonaRAPHINHA IF YOURE EVER COLD I WILL SKIN MYSELF FOR U SO U CAN USE IT AS A BLANKET #RAPHISPERSONALSHOOTER
BarcelonaSevilla1 - 3BarcelonaRaphinha does not play football. He has not played football for three years. He has no interest in it. He is above it. Instead, he has wandered the streets of Barcelona, just being Raphinha. It is more than enough. Existence is enough. Raphinha is enough. Sometimes he goes to a cafe and has a coffee. Sometimes he has a coffee and a cigarette. Sometimes he has a coffee and a cigarette and a think. Shall I have another cigarette after this cigarette, he wonders. Maybe, maybe. Should I ask the waitress to top up my coffee? Perhaps...but what is coffee? And why is waitress? There are no answers. There are no questions. So no coffee for Raphinha. Existence is enough. He lights another cigarette. Hmm, mouth's a bit dry with all this smoking, he notes. I could do with something to wash this cig down. Raphinha is a performance artist. He is a serious man. He makes Eric Cantona look like Michael McIntyre. A couple of times during his stay in Barcelona he has staged situationist happenings. On one occasion, he sauntered down a length of turf at the Camp Nou and nonchalantly kicked a ball into a net against Racing Santander. Another time, he hovered above the turf and guided a ball into a net against Madrid. You would know these artistic stunts as "goals". Raphinha is aware they are known as "goals", too, but he also knows they are not goals. They are his interpretations of goals, via the medium of goals. Football fans may consider them goals if they wish, but they are pigs. To Raphinha, these goals, which are not goals, are studies of time, space, energy, humanity. They are his philosophic digressions, poems, novels.
BarcelonaSevilla1 - 3BarcelonaI’M SUPPOSED TO GO 3 WEEKS WITHOUT BARÇA BALL?????
BarcelonaBarcelona7 - 2Racing Santander
¡ VISCA BARÇA ! OMG MY CLUB SO GOATED !! ❤️💛💙
BarcelonaBarcelona7 - 2Racing Santandersmiling from ear to ear. dick hard n shit. what a display from this team. adeyemi showing he’s worth more than 20m. RAPHINHA!! MY MVP AND MY PICHICHI
BarcelonaBarcelona7 - 2Racing SantanderI was out of town, doing a bit of visiting. I heard my wise father figure Hansi Flick had finally taken the time to settle down in the countryside. Rightfully so, after what he’d been through, with all the pent-up stress and frustration built up over the years of coaching the most successful Spanish club ever. “How have things been buddy?” I asked, as I saw my man step out of the house upon hearing my car come in the drive-through. “All good, life’s been a lot more chill, now that I’ve retired,” he answered. “Hey, wanna check out my animals out back? I’ve taken up farming as a hobby with my free time,” as he motioned over to the back gate. We headed out and he started introducing me to some of the livestock, mentioning how he had named them after his players, as the unhinged animals they were. Just then, I was hit by an unbearable stench. With my eyes watering uncontrollably, I questioned through gritted teeth, “What in the hell is that smell?” He looked over knowingly and said: "Ah. Raphinha? The goat is never washed.”
Barcelona
Cruz Azul4 - 3Club America
Football matches when @carbonfiverr goes to sleep:
Club America
Sunderland0 - 2Arsenal
David Raya my foggin saviour 🤩🤩
Arsenal
Como4 - 1RB Leipzig
Who is Baturina? To the blind, he is the light. To the hungry, he is bread. To the sick, he is the cure. To the lonely, he is company. To the sad, he is joy. To the prisoner, he is freedom. For the poor, he is treasure. For me, he is everything.
Como
Bayern5 - 0Bodo/Glimt
This was for you big Kirk🥹, see you in Valhalla.🔥💙 @taha @taha @taha @taha @taha @taha @taha @taha @taha @taha @taha @taha @taha @taha
BayernBarcelona5 - 1Feyenoord
5 GOALS IN 4/5 GAMES THANK THE STARS I BLEED BLAUGRANA lamine squirted on me and i couldn’t be happier and raphi MY CORN ROW KING playing the nine role perfectly GABRIEL JESUS HAS RISEN (i gave kounde one rating)
Barcelona
Dortmund3 - 2Villarreal
Guirassy I love you SO MUCH for this 3 pointer, HAVE MY BABIES. Also, this was an 'honorary' Liga MX chat.
Dortmund
Frankfurt1 - 4Augsburg
We were extremely wasteful of opportunities in the first half and it came back to bite us. We completely dominated the first half and came out of half completely flat. Augsburg had 3 amazing strikes to the corner and far sides of the net. so I can’t blame Atu for much besides the 2nd goal allowed in which he failed to catch the ball and it subsequently bounced to the attacker next to him The backline still sucks but I am very hopeful that it’s possibly just a team cohesion issue as we have 3 new starters on the backline and 6-8 new starters depending on what lineup we choose. In Hütter’s first stint we started 1-1-3 and finished 7th that year, though I was never necessarily a huge fan of the rehire anyway; however his system is very exciting. Hopefully the winter window brings us a bountiful harvest as all we didn’t do too much in the summer per our plans; This team has shown great offensive potential but the backline needs to gel and help out Atu like they did in the first half where he faced 0 SOG. xG was roughly 2.6-1.8 in favor of Eintracht. Congratulations to Augsburg for topping the table for the first time in club history, and hopefully we can get back on track and go win the Rhine-Main “derby” next week. Ts was ogres.
Augsburg
Inter Miami2 - 2Atlanta United
i guess i was still living off that high from when miami won 7-1 last week… my bad for expecting them to do the same thing this time around 💔
Inter MiamiBarcelona5 - 2Rayo Vallecano
RAPHINHA Y LAMINE BRACE AND on the day Messi announces his retirement from international football - the prophecy is complete 🥹 ¡VISCA BARÇA! ❤️🐱💙
BarcelonaBarcelona5 - 2Rayo VallecanoRAPHINHA AND YAMAL ID KILL FOR YALL shoutout our signees, they keep proving why we bought em i love being a barca fan.
BarcelonaPachuca1 - 1Guadalajara ChivasPachuca locked in during that second half and if it wasn’t for Tala Rangel, they could’ve won this. Expected a lot more from Chivas. 😭😭
Guadalajara Chivas
Atlante1 - 1Leon
This match was just alright. With Leon’s run of form recently, I did expect more from them. Atlante were the superior side for majority of that first half with two shots from outside the box hitting the post denying them from what could’ve been two nice goals. For the second half, Leon improved and were superior. Each side did very well defensively but did struggle to create any real good opportunities. Leon’s goal came from a penalty due to a handball. Meanwhile, Atlante’s goal was a literal MISSLE from outside the box into the top bins.🤩🤩
AtlanteBarcelona2 - 0Athletic Club
Is there anything better than Barcelona in this world ❤️💙
BarcelonaClub America2 - 0Columbus Crew
Was only able to watch the first half and what a half! We had Brian Rodriguez doing Brian Rodriguez things, Veiga performing well for a few games in a row and Cota saving everything that was coming his way. Cota even saved a pen that would’ve made it 1-1. Happy to see we were able to join the other 3 Liga MX team into the Leagues semifinals. 💛💙 Apologies for those who I couldn’t tag 🙏
Club America
Toluca2 - 0Austin
TOLUCA with the last minute goal! ¡GRACIAS! 😭🙏🏻 also, had to leave the chat a bit, icl, it was getting bonkers over there 😵💫
TolucaReal Madrid4 - 1Real Sociedad
chat made me dizzy, Le Dictateur scored a hattrick, worse of all — i had to endure seeing Dude Belligerent on my screen 😭😭😭 my day just got started and it’s already becoming worse by the minute !
Real MadridReal Madrid4 - 1Real SociedadMbappe hattrick in Matchweek 2 why are we allowing this. And on top of that, Bookd chat involved newgens messaging goonerbait which made my viewing experience worse. Thanks. (Sidenote: made it onto Bookd TikTok vid. Thank you @olivia!)
Real Madrid