
Cardiff1 - 1Wrexham


HASSSSSS ANYONE SEEN WREXHAM

Cardiff
Tottenham2 - 21899 Hoffenheim


Pre season done & it's been a pretty good pre season in my opinion. Young players flourished, new signings impressed. Can see a clear style of football being imprinted. Although results don't matter, we were unbeaten and yes it's 'only' pre season & your pre season doesn't always reflect how your season will go but going off what we've seen, I'm impressed. Mathys Tel, Lucas Bergvall, Archie Gray, Sandro Tonali, Luca Williams-Barnett, Rio Kyerematen & Antonin Kinsky all standing out for me. Only criticism is not bringing any attackers in, it's getting late in the window & we can't risk going to Brentford with a depleted attack, especially if Kudus is still unavailable. Other than that it's been a good pre season & I believe many players have staked a claim or at least caught De Zerbi's eye.
Tottenham3 - 01899 Hoffenheim


This is a five star performance. Without doubt our best performance of pre season. Not only is it 3-0 but all 3 goals have been nothing short of beautiful. Kinsky looks so assured as always. Gray & Robertson are so comfortable in possession at fullback. Had my criticisms over Robertson this pre season but today he was top. Incredible assist for Richarlison to make it 1-0. Senesi & Van Hecke are exactly how I imagined them to be as a defensive partnership. Top quality on the ball, feel so safe with them. Always looking for the smart pass. Tonali & Bergvall have been almost faultless in the pivot. Tonali's contribution for the first goal was world class. Can't believe people tried saying it was a bad signing. Bergvall's future should no longer be a debate, his pre season has been so impressive & he genuinely looks like a brand new version of himself. Honestly my MOTM today, even over Mikey & Mathys. And as a wing pairing Mathys Tel & Mikey Moore have been top. 2 unbelievable assists made from Tel which Mikey put away impressively both times. Remember, this is Mikey out of position too. I'm so excited for the De Zerbi project. COYS
Notts County1 - 1Leicester


You'll always be shit You'll always be shit Leicester City, you'll always be shit

Notts County
PSG2 - 1Aston Villa

17 year old Badjo stole the show there. He looks so much like a young Romelu Lukaku it's scary. The fact he's able to get all those chances off at 17 nevermind actually score one shows his minerals. He's going to be a real problem in years to come.

Plymouth2 - 0Exeter City


Harvey White assist from a set piece. INEVITABLE. Lovely derby win from Argyle.

Plymouth
Colchester0 - 2Southampton


Wasn't the greatest games but Southampton did what was needed. Think they'll have a good year under Eckert. Ex Spurs Timothee Lo Tutala did well in goal for Colchester.

Southampton
Tottenham1 - 1Getafe


Tough watch. Getafe really are haramball final bosses. Bordalas is annoying af

Getafe
Celtic1 - 0Dundee


Fairly uneventful game. Celtic weren't great, Dundee weren't terrible. Sinisalo made a great save. Kasper Hogh had a poor debut but he'll come good, I'm sure of it. Very good striker despite today

Celtic
Cardiff4 - 1Roma


Cardiff bullied Roma. Was at the game. Dybala looked so off it. Svilar who is usually so solid was very poor today. Brian Barry-Murphy is some manager

Cardiff
Tottenham1 - 1Sydney


Some real nice cameos there. Mathys Tel my MOTM. Malachi Hardy again stood out, as did Ryo Kyerematen. Archie Gray & Lucas Bergvall too.
Tottenham1 - 0Milton Keynes Dons


What a goal Mateus Fernandes. He, Luca Williams-Barnett & Malachi Hardy all moved me very much
Spain1 - 0Argentina


VIVA ESPANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸

Spain
France4 - 6England


Djed Spence.

England
France0 - 2Spain


PORRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Spain
Norway1 - 2England


Djed Spence.

England
Switzerland0 - 0Colombia


Dead game. Wished Colombia would win but hard to have any sympathy when Davinson Sanchez is taking your second penalty. He literally cannot kick

Switzerland
USA1 - 4Belgium


Tim Ream in 2026

Belgium
Portugal0 - 1Spain


Worst knockout game by far

Spain
Mexico2 - 3England


Fuck Mexico & fuck this corrupt referee. Shove those 11 minutes up your arse 🏴🏴🏴

England
Paraguay0 - 1France


Entertainment. Paraguay proper shithousesI rate it

Paraguay
Canada0 - 3Morocco


Morocco were great, Canada were poor. Ounahi on fire 👏

Morocco
Argentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands


Well done Cape Verde. You won everyone's hearts. Argentina on the other hand, embarrassments.

Cape Verde Islands
USA2 - 0Bosnia & Herzegovina


Glad USA won. Justice for the nonsensical red card for Balogun. I hope they appeal that. Was never a red. What a game he had, more importantly what a tournament he had

USA
France3 - 0Sweden


Mbappe is a joke. What a footballer

France
Ivory Coast1 - 2Norway


COME ONNNNNNNNN🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴

Norway
Netherlands1 - 1Morocco


Best game of the knockouts so far. Heartbroken for Van de Ven & Van Hecke, both were solid

Netherlands
Germany1 - 1Paraguay


Yet another shambolic major tournament by Germany. Further proof being a top manager in club football doesn't mean you will be any good in international football. Also, HAVERTZ😭😭😭😭

Paraguay
Brazil2 - 1Japan


Not moved by Brazil still

Brazil
Colombia0 - 0Portugal


Wasn't actually a terrible game considering it was 0-0. Colombia & Davinson Sanchez have been completely robbed. He was not off. Idc

Colombia
Panama0 - 2England


Very tough watch. Leaving with a Kane goal though 😋

England
Uruguay0 - 1Spain


Relatively boring game. Really feel for Muslera. 1 mistake shouldn't define a glamorous career, Canobbio is a freak. Glad he got sent off. Justice for Pedro Porro tho. Oh, and I'm really happy for Cape Verde.

Spain
Panama0 - 1Croatia


BORINGGGGGGGG. Livakovic is top

Croatia
England0 - 0Ghana


Awful

Ghana
Portugal5 - 0Uzbekistan


I know it's Uzbekistan but Portugal did look good

Portugal
Norway3 - 2Senegal


Good match. Haaland inevitable as always. Come on Norway

Norway
Argentina2 - 0Austria


Boring

Argentina
bookd.

