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England3 - 0Czechia
HARRY KANE BALLON D'OR🔜🔜🔜🔜
England
Man City5 - 3Sunderland
What a game. Lovely watch as a neutral. Pains we missed out on Ndiaye after seeing him today. Le Fee is just unbelievable aswell.
Sunderland
Celtic0 - 1Rangers
Glasgow is blue! Makhanya is an absolute beast. What a signing he's been, same for James Penrice. Very well deserved win. Dan Neil coming into his own aswell. Exceptional performance.
Rangers
Nott'm Forest0 - 1Coventry
We're going into the international break below Coventry.
Coventry
Millwall2 - 2West Ham
Shame Millwall bottled it. Big point still but could've been so much more
MillwallTottenham2 - 3Aston Villa
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Aston Villa
Brentford3 - 0Chelsea
GOOOOOOD TEAM Brentford
Brentford
Liverpool3 - 1TottenhamTragic as always
Liverpool
Leeds4 - 1Newcastle
The premier league is a much better place with Leeds in it
LeedsCoventry0 - 5Brighton
Kostoulas and Yalcouye are unbelievable talents, Brighton doing Brighton things as per. Lewis Dunk scoring a goal of the season contender. As for Coventry, they're way off it. By far the worst out of the 3 promoted sides. Awoniyi didn't help either, idiotic from him.
BrightonSunderland0 - 2Arsenal
The prem is in a scary scary place if this is the standard of the 'elite'
ArsenalTottenham0 - 0Everton
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Everton
Bolton1 - 0Cardiff
Pathetic. Ollie Tanner is the worst player I've ever layed eyes on
Bolton
Real Madrid2 - 1Inter
Decent watch. Josep Martinez recovered well from his errors with some huge saves, Courtois also impressive. Mbappe's so clean in front of goal. Madrid faded in the second half but nonetheless a decent game.
Real Madrid
Club Brugge KV2 - 3Aston VillaDecent game. End to end. Pains to say as he's one of my favourite keepers & one of the most underrated Bundesliga keepers of all time but Yann Sommer looks to be past it.
Aston VillaEverton2 - 2Man United
HAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA MAITLAND NILESSSSSSSSSSSS. Tyrique George btw what a performance
Everton
Hull City0 - 0Aston VillaVery boring game but huge point from Hull's perspective, they were actually the better team. Unbelievable start to the season for them.
Hull CityNewcastle2 - 2Bournemouth
Unbelievable first half. Pretty flat second half. Alex Scott HAS to be a Spur in the next 12 months, idc.
BournemouthAston Villa0 - 1ArsenalNew season, same old Arsenal
Chelsea4 - 3BrightonHow Palmer and Pedro didn't go to the World Cup I'll never know
ChelseaTottenham0 - 2NewcastleNewcastle's recruitment is top, management included. Even the 'flops' Wissa & Elanga are coming into their own. Early days but Jassle looks serious. Had a feeling they'd be fine this year, even with the mass exodus this Summer. As for Tottenham, I don't even want to talk about them.
NewcastleLiverpool2 - 2Nott'm ForestFun game of football to watch. Gakpo & Wirtz impressive. Munoz my MOTM, he looks to be some signing. Don't think Forest's penalty was one however. Think Liverpool fans have a right to feel hard done by there in all honesty.
LiverpoolTottenham5 - 1Charlton
Mateus Fernandes and Savio are the real deal. I don't care if it's Charlton COYSSSSSS
Tottenham
Fulham2 - 3ChelseaChelsea will be serious once they bin Sanchez & play Penders
ChelseaMan City2 - 1BournemouthMARMOUSH IS A SPUR
Man CityBrentford3 - 0TottenhamDidn't expect much with no front line signings in yet & missing 3/4 starters but today was an embarrassment. Mateus Fernandes being the only bright spark. There's going to be inevitable teething problems but that doesn't excuse today. Sangare had an unreal debut, not surprising either after watching him at Lens.
BrentfordHull City2 - 0Man UnitedUnited fans deserved that humbling after trying to mock us for buying Tonali & Fernandes while they signed C tier bums. I tried telling people Carrick was a dud and got cooked. 10/10 hate watch.
Hull CityCardiff1 - 1Wrexham
HASSSSSS ANYONE SEEN WREXHAM
CardiffTottenham2 - 21899 Hoffenheim
Pre season done & it's been a pretty good pre season in my opinion. Young players flourished, new signings impressed. Can see a clear style of football being imprinted. Although results don't matter, we were unbeaten and yes it's 'only' pre season & your pre season doesn't always reflect how your season will go but going off what we've seen, I'm impressed. Mathys Tel, Lucas Bergvall, Archie Gray, Sandro Tonali, Luca Williams-Barnett, Rio Kyerematen & Antonin Kinsky all standing out for me. Only criticism is not bringing any attackers in, it's getting late in the window & we can't risk going to Brentford with a depleted attack, especially if Kudus is still unavailable. Other than that it's been a good pre season & I believe many players have staked a claim or at least caught De Zerbi's eye.
Tottenham3 - 01899 HoffenheimThis is a five star performance. Without doubt our best performance of pre season. Not only is it 3-0 but all 3 goals have been nothing short of beautiful. Kinsky looks so assured as always. Gray & Robertson are so comfortable in possession at fullback. Had my criticisms over Robertson this pre season but today he was top. Incredible assist for Richarlison to make it 1-0. Senesi & Van Hecke are exactly how I imagined them to be as a defensive partnership. Top quality on the ball, feel so safe with them. Always looking for the smart pass. Tonali & Bergvall have been almost faultless in the pivot. Tonali's contribution for the first goal was world class. Can't believe people tried saying it was a bad signing. Bergvall's future should no longer be a debate, his pre season has been so impressive & he genuinely looks like a brand new version of himself. Honestly my MOTM today, even over Mikey & Mathys. And as a wing pairing Mathys Tel & Mikey Moore have been top. 2 unbelievable assists made from Tel which Mikey put away impressively both times. Remember, this is Mikey out of position too. I'm so excited for the De Zerbi project. COYS
Notts County1 - 1Leicester
You'll always be shit You'll always be shit Leicester City, you'll always be shit
Notts County
PSG2 - 1Aston Villa17 year old Badjo stole the show there. He looks so much like a young Romelu Lukaku it's scary. The fact he's able to get all those chances off at 17 nevermind actually score one shows his minerals. He's going to be a real problem in years to come.
Aston Villa
Plymouth2 - 0Exeter City
Harvey White assist from a set piece. INEVITABLE. Lovely derby win from Argyle.
Plymouth
Colchester0 - 2Southampton
Wasn't the greatest games but Southampton did what was needed. Think they'll have a good year under Eckert. Ex Spurs Timothee Lo Tutala did well in goal for Colchester.
SouthamptonTottenham1 - 1Getafe
Tough watch. Getafe really are haramball final bosses. Bordalas is annoying af
GetafeCeltic1 - 0Dundee
Fairly uneventful game. Celtic weren't great, Dundee weren't terrible. Sinisalo made a great save. Kasper Hogh had a poor debut but he'll come good, I'm sure of it. Very good striker despite today
CelticCardiff4 - 1Roma
Cardiff bullied Roma. Was at the game. Dybala looked so off it. Svilar who is usually so solid was very poor today. Brian Barry-Murphy is some manager
CardiffTottenham1 - 1Sydney
Some real nice cameos there. Mathys Tel my MOTM. Malachi Hardy again stood out, as did Ryo Kyerematen. Archie Gray & Lucas Bergvall too.
Tottenham1 - 0Milton Keynes Dons
What a goal Mateus Fernandes. He, Luca Williams-Barnett & Malachi Hardy all moved me very much