bookd.
Arsenal3 - 0Man City
maresca is fully to blame and i'll be there to hate watch week in week out
ArsenalChelsea3 - 1Real Sociedad
hell yeah joao pedro is THAT good
PSG2 - 1Aston Villa
that striker is gonna be insane outside of the prem mark my words
PSGChelsea1 - 2Tottenham
it's only preseason
TottenhamChelsea6 - 4Western Sydney Wanderers
ancelotti has blood on his hands after not taking joao pedro to the world cup
Spain1 - 0Argentina
hate to see messi crying but happy for yamal. good job enzo now it's guaranteed no one will but you from chelsea.
Spain
France4 - 6England
with these defences you can tell why it's the 3rd place match rather than the final
France
Norway1 - 2Englandnorway robbed :/
England
USA1 - 4Belgium
so satisfying to see these dickheads go out after blatantly corrupting the tournament
Belgium
Mexico2 - 3Englandgreat game. shame i had to stay up until 4am
England
Paraguay0 - 1Francembappé is the best. fuck the entire paraguay squad they all bitches who got no motion
Colombia0 - 0Portugal
ronaldo when he's not against 88th ranked nations
Colombia
Norway1 - 4Francethis guy turned up big time
FranceFrance3 - 0Iraq
my lightbulb broke whilst watching this so i blame kounde.
FranceArgentina2 - 0Austria
goat status
ArgentinaPortugal1 - 1Congo DR
ghosted
Congo DRSpain0 - 0Cape Verde Islands
that damn keeper
Cape Verde Islands
Netherlands2 - 2Japan
netherlands dark horse gimmick is over
JapanMexico2 - 0South Africa
hella red cards but it was a very fun world cup game
MexicoNetherlands0 - 1Algeria
this netherlands team should be so good how are they this bad it's actually baffling
Algeria
Gibraltar4 - 0British Virgin Islands
really cool to see academy players dominate in random international games
Gibraltar
Croatia0 - 2Belgiumaverage age of both teams midfields was like 35 no wonder nothing happened
BelgiumPSG1 - 1Arsenalboring game but thank fuck arsenal lost
PSG
West Ham0 - 1Arsenalwow awful decision chris kavanah is a bum
Man City3 - 0Brentford
haaland with a double digit fpl haul
Man City
Aston Villa4 - 0Nott'm Forest
first of all fuck the royal family and the camera crew for making him the star of the show and second i would have really loved to see forest in a european final.
Aston Villa
Bayern1 - 1PSGthe level is just so high. absolutely insane 6-5 aggregate
Chelsea1 - 3Nott'm Forestthank you joao pedro i needed that we can't be losing 3-1 to forest B team tho 😭
Atletico Madrid1 - 1Arsenalthe relief i felt when the arsenal pen wasn't given cannot be measured omg i cannot see gyokeres win anything with his smug gimp face.
Atletico MadridChelsea2 - 1West Hamsecond chelsea match i ever went to and i bloody loved it. looking back on this makes me almost miss kai havertz and chillwell.
ChelseaChelsea3 - 2Leeds
attended it with my mom but she was on coke but that connor gallagher goal hit like crack. also meant it didn't go to extra time so we could get our coach back on time.
ChelseaMan City2 - 1Arsenalmade so much sweeter since i watched it with an obnoxious arsenal fan.
Man CityChelsea0 - 1Man United
uggggggh how do we not score
Man United