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Scotland1 - 2Slovenia
this team STRESSES me out… thought we had it in the bag after the first goal but of course as soon as we concede one we’re unable to make any sort of comeback. i’m TIRED. scotland you are on THIN ICE, do NAT pull this shit again. ruined my damn week
FYR Macedonia0 - 2Scotland100 caps for robbo, super john mcginn goal, scotland finally winning a game, there was many a healing today 🤍 fave thing ab watching this match w a bunch of gay ppl was when i said that mcginn is lowkey the only bear adjacent man im aware of in the prem and my friend’s head WHIPPED round the minute the word ‘bear’ left my mouth
ScotlandSlovenia0 - 0Scotlandi wore my (19)67 scotland shirt for this and watched it while ACTIVELY moving into uni, and yet this team still lets me down. the things i do for my bredrin… sigh. twas an alright effort, but we need to do better and actually put the ball in the net 💔 and oblak is on smth different bro he was holding slovenia up with his bare hands
Slovenia
Türkiye0 - 1France
nations league is taking out everyone’s knees man… swear this competition is cursed cus they’re letting israel play. was honestly expecting this to be 0-0 cus both türkiye and france COULD NATTTT FINISH but anyways. i’m glad france won, i’ve been missing them since the wc and i can’t wait to be parasocial ab them again LMAOOO plus its always great to see my goat cherki play outside of man shitty. despite allat… zidane you NEED to pattern up s’il vous plait 😭😭 nations league is not serious but let’s not let france down yeah ramenez la coupe à la maison or whatever
Armenia2 - 0Latvia
if @lukamos was on the pitch this would’ve been a different story… latvia i have become very fond of you, you will have your remontada soon i know it. 90 minutes in riga is a VERY long time. here’s to more latvia lovewatches ♥️🤍♥️
Puerto Rico0 - 1Guyana
this was certainly A Game of Football. i only caught the 2nd half but oh my god, both teams lost possession so easily 😭😭 like lock in guys cmon now. despite this it was still more enjoyable than watching tottenham anyways I LOVE MY COUNTRY !!! GUYANA WORLD DOMINATION
Milan3 - 0Lecce
@lukamos WHAT DID I SAYYYYYY. ac milan u have moved me ♥️
Milan
Fulham1 - 1Man United
the minute carrick gets sacked he won’t be allowed to breathe within a 500 mile radius of manchester 😭😭 they’re not gonna let him get past the M6. can’t laugh too hard at yanited struggling for a goal tho cus we’ll be facing them in the relegation battle
Man United
Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madrid
real madrid do you actually want this? i can alr tell mourinho’s prepping to deploy more aggressive tactics in his post match interviews than he did on the pitch today… can’t wait to check madridxtra in a few hours
Brighton3 - 0Arsenal
DOUBLE THE PAIN AND PASS IT TO THE ARSE there’s something so poetic about tottenham and arsenal losing within hours of each other. we will always be two cheeks of the same ass, no matter how good arsenal get. NAWF LANDAN 🪢
BrightonTottenham2 - 3Aston Villa
i need to be hospitalised. robbo stinker all match just for that SPLENDID free kick oh they could never make me hate you andrew. anyways #dezerbiout as usual
Aston Villa
Inter Miami2 - 0Cruz Azul
What the hell, sure. i’m convinced that the football has thoroughly left some of these uncs man put the fries in the bag
Man United2 - 3Brightonunprecedented levels of healings… never thought i’d be saying thank you seagulls but here we are!!
Brighton
Liverpool3 - 1Tottenhamofc it had to be conor gallagher scoring bro😭😭😭 shit from a butt fc. gallagher i refuse to take back anything i’ve said about you but unfortunately that goal will feed me until the end of the month. end of the year even. also that szobo goal was so sexy i can’t even be mad. i had the privilege of tuning in after half time so i didn’t have to sit through more bullshitball from spurs… i’m just gonna take that goal and run with it. tbf i truly do not know what’s happening anymore this club is so damn messy and i need de zerbi gone NOW😭😭 but i still feel happy somehow. can u tell im high off the concept of a goal Omfg ALSO ROBBO ALISSON HEALINGS that shit MEANS smth to me…
Man United0 - 1Man City
my first mistake was to trust man utd 💔 lowk didn’t want anyone to win lol but city is 100% the worst option of the two… The Bald™️ scoring that bum ass goal i’m so IRRITATED why do hatewatches never work out man
Sunderland0 - 2Arsenalstream cut out every 2 mins so i missed both goals. spurs curse strikes again
ArsenalTottenham0 - 0Everton
i’m choosing to see this is an improvement… like we’re actually attacking!! yay!! but i still think the whole team needs to be sent to space IMMEDIATELY. idk how much more of this i can take. football is a foreign concept to my club give me strength
Tottenham
Germany1 - 0Argentina
that goal was so sexy oh my lord
Germany
Beşiktaş3 - 0Erzurumspor
Goals were scored football was played idk… this was yet another game i wasnt locked in for cus the chat was tew fun
Bayern5 - 0Bodo/Glimt
barely watched the game in the first half cus the chat was so fun and bayern was asleep but that second half!! wtaf!! musiala opening the game up for bayern, davies’ goal was STUNNING, and olise was on demon time he’s so brilliant. genuinely thought this could’ve been 0-0 which was giving me spurs ptsd but thank GOD they locked in
BayernReal Madrid2 - 1Inter
ofc real madrid have an actual demon from hell as their goalie
Real MadridArsenal2 - 1Chelsea
U will hear no arse glaze from me… but let’s just say i’m gonna have to watch the nld w one eye closed
Nott'm Forest0 - 0Tottenhamwatched with @lukamos while she had the saka sauce at nandos which is defo why we didn’t win, totally not bc my club is a social experiment to see how many games i can stand to watch before i start losing my mind
Aston Villa0 - 1Arsenalthe concept of garnacho… 100 mins of bull and shit but hey it’s always great to see saka score
Real Madrid4 - 0Malaga
trent assist??? in this economy??? gowon lad
Tottenham0 - 2Newcastle
genuinely thought we could’ve scored at least one goal today w the way we were moving at the end of the first half. should’ve remembered that the first rule of being a spurs fan is to never hope for anything. it’s the hope that kills you. cant even be mad tho cus that wissa/elanga post linkup celebration was so fire… and hey at least 0-2 is better than 0-3 innit
NewcastleReal Madrid4 - 1Real Sociedad
jude assisting mbappe? mourinho’s in his healing era i see
Tottenham5 - 1Charlton
we’re so back?
TottenhamFulham2 - 3Chelseasuchhhh an entertaining game, both sides played pretty well and it was so fun to watch fulham score two goals after conceding so early! wanted fulham to win cus i cannae stand chelsea but it’s whateva. at least they did it for xabi. also the crowd booing whenever enzo had the ball ohhhh you just have to laff
Chelsea
Brentford3 - 0Tottenhami feel SO bad for pedro having to come back to this fuckass team after the world cup😭😭 despite what he’s done for the team, i already absolutely despise de zerbi cus he’s a rape apologist so maybe if we do get relegated this season he’ll get sacked #WeCanOnlyHope
BrentfordArsenal3 - 0Coventry
was pretty fun to watch, mainly because i pretended that i wasn’t watching an arsenal match so i didnt have to think about what could happen at the nld in a few months. tzolis was brilliant, what a debut!
ArsenalTottenham3 - 01899 Hoffenheim
was in the stands for this one!! i don’t have much to say except what a performance, i’m super proud of us :) there were defo some moments that had me STRESSED because our attacking players were occasionally lacking a little, BUTTT we made up for it by keeping a clean sheet so😋 That being said though i’ve been converted to Tel-ism, not like i ever really doubted him but christ he works so hard so consistently, love him!! also tonali + senesi + van hecke were on fire tbh i was pretty distracted in the first half of the match after seeing robbo warm up like 5m away from me 😵💫 i fear i’m never gonna get over it. AND HEY!! ROBBO ASSIST!! people (me) died
Spain1 - 0Argentinathe poetic justice in this match… ferran scoring and enzo being sent off… what a way to end the world cup. while the match was very much anticlimactic, cheeks were clenched YET again bc it went on too damn long pero VAMOSSSSS!!! VIVA ESPAÑA!!! so glad i watched this match w my bsf and my bf because Lawd i probs would’ve shut my computer after 90 minutes if they weren’t there, but they made it super fun and just slightly more bearable when we had to see trump hand over the medals and basically ruin spain’s celebration. YOU ARE NOT PART OF THE TEAM! YOU ARE SENILE! GO BACK TO BED! the half time show felt so empty to me. i’m grateful that i don’t have to deal with ‘soccer’ or even think about the MLS for the foreseeable future. the americanisation of everything, all the pomp and circumstance was just hideous, and really goes to show the levels of corruption that FIFA so willfully entertains. it’s sickening, and i hate the fact that FIFA runs a sport that’s meant to be democratising, by selling it to the biggest dictators you could think of. fuck fifa, fuck trump, and well done spain for taking the future of football out the hands of that fuckass argentinian team because it needed to happen sooner or later
SpainFrance4 - 6Englandthis felt like a fever dream. lowkey one of the best matches i’ve seen so far from this world cup, it was just so fun to watch england ACTUALLY be good now they’ve got the pressure off them. idk man, we’re not in the final but i’m still super proud of us. let me not get emotional now omg… also BUN north london allegiances, saka ily you deserve the whole world 🫶🫶 one question remains to be answered tho which is why was rashford subbed off so early wtf😭😭 tommy tickle making my head spin w those subs but whatever we still won YAY! sad to see didier go, i did want france to win for maybe like 5 mins but i had to let myself be a bit patriotic
EnglandEngland1 - 2Argentinait’s no use Djed. Djed, we’ve gotta have it out. i have loved you ever since i have known you, Djed. i couldn't help it and i've tried to show you but you wouldn't let me, which is fine, but i must make you hear now and give me an answer because i cannot go on like this any longer. i’m so fucking tired of argentina bruh. that guy joe from trevor noah’s podcast saying he’s got harry kane on fraud watch… truer words have never been spoken😭😭😭😭 #wherewashe
England
Norway1 - 2EnglandJude Bellingham come collect ur baddies chain. anyways i am becoming very fond of both him and BIG DAN BURN
EnglandArgentina3 - 2Egypt
objectively this was an interesting match, but i’m still irritated. egypt, you played SO well. argentina… i have nothing nice to say about you so i won’t say anything at all
Egypt
Portugal0 - 1Spainwe all spanish today… put this match on the background bc it was boring as hell but i HAD to see ronaldo be sent packing. FUCKKKK him and everything he stands for (fascism, misogyny, rape culture, etc) he’s so washed it would be painful if i actually gave a fuck. north london divisions aside GWAAAAAN MERINO!!! idk i literally caught ab 15 mins of this match but his goal was great 👍
Spain
Mexico2 - 3Englandi’ve been saying that i don’t support england until we get through to the quarter finals, and this match proved i’ve pretty much been lying through my ass cheeks. never been so proud of my country’s team tbh. the concept of being proud to be english… genuinely unheard of for me before this. it felt like an out of body experience - TWO NIL BEFORE HALF TIME. TWO GOALS SCORED W/IN TWO MINUTES. JUDE BELLINGHAM!!! WHATTAMAN!! i love you, you absolute beauty. so glad i stayed up for this one, and watching it w my friends over the phone was peak cus i would’ve died if i didn’t have someone to talk to about it like i was stressed THE FUCK OUT
England
Brazil1 - 2Norwaywheeling neymar onto the pitch for that last pen felt like a mercy killing motm goes to martinelli for @lukamos’s sake idk
Brazil