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elvira
shameless hypocrite, professional jinx
Argentina3 - 0Benin
i don’t think i ever stopped crying nor will i ever… messi you are the greatest athlete i have ever had the privilege of watching and i am eternally grateful to have witnessed all the epic highs and lows that i have <3 the player of my life i love you more than i love my family
Argentina
Bosnia & Herzegovina1 - 0Poland
f it bosna is winning the whole thing WHO SAYS NO?
Bosnia & Herzegovina
Spain3 - 1Czechia
spain without barça is nothing as per usual
SpainSpain4 - 1Croatia
lamine you are the greatest of all time that ballon d’or is coming my son
Spain
Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madrid
shit vs butt
Atletico Madrid
Sevilla1 - 3Barcelonalife when raphinha plays for your team
BarcelonaBarcelona7 - 2Racing Santander
one minute and counting without flickball. i can’t live like this much longer
Barcelona
Levante2 - 4Barcelonaonly four goals instead of five
BarcelonaBarcelona5 - 1Feyenoord
we’re the greatest club in the world and we’re winning the treble
Barcelona
Valencia0 - 5Barcelonawho needs a striker when your team plays like this
BarcelonaBarcelona5 - 2Rayo Vallecano
this defense is a ticking bomb that will ultimately explode in the middle of our ucl campaign but until then i am enjoying these healings from rapha and lamine ❤️🩹
BarcelonaBarcelona2 - 0Athletic Club
barça players missing 1000000 chances there’s the team i know and love 😍😍😍
Athletic Club
Elche0 - 5Barcelonaif nobody got me, i know fc barcelona got me
BarcelonaSpain1 - 0Argentinaferran torres i’ve always been extremely fond of you and there are major sexual urges and desires
Spain
France4 - 6England
6-4? have we suddenly started playing tennis?
EnglandEngland1 - 2Argentinaoh messi never stop making people mad WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!
ArgentinaFrance0 - 2Spainfrance when they have to play a real opponent
SpainArgentina3 - 1Switzerland
warra goal julian my future culer 🫡
Argentina
Norway1 - 2EnglandYA ALLAH STRIKE DOWN THIS ENGLISH TEAM
EnglandSpain2 - 1Belgium
the fact that we have to play france next
SpainFrance2 - 0Morocco
the rapist is out of the world cup 😄 his misogynistic rape apologist bff is still in it
MoroccoSwitzerland0 - 0Colombia
this could’ve been an email
SwitzerlandArgentina3 - 2Egypt
messi is inevitable. if anyone on the egypt nt needs a shoulder to cry on i’m a three hour flight away
Argentina
USA1 - 4Belgiumto my fellow americans if you want to see proper footy by the usa, try watching the uswnt 👍🏼
Belgium
Portugal0 - 1Spainairport is that way btw 👉🏻
Spain
Mexico2 - 3Englandfark the english forever but how wonderful it is to see the signing my club spent all their money on balling out like this
England
Brazil1 - 2Norwayerling haaland how would you like $10/month, a free spotify premium subscription, and sunny catalonia?
Norway
Paraguay0 - 1Francedisgusting match won by even more disgusting footballers
Paraguay
Canada0 - 3Moroccois it that hard for someone to just snap hakimi’s leg in half?
MoroccoColombia1 - 0Ghana
ColombiaArgentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands
Cape Verde Islands
Australia1 - 1Egyptsubbing on a gk for pens just for him to not save any & making a kid take the decisive pen… what goes on in their minds
EgyptSwitzerland2 - 0Algeria
algeria & austria made sure nobody won their last match to keep iran out just go both get eliminated immediately LOL!
SwitzerlandPortugal2 - 1Croatiaronaldo scoring a penalty then getting hooked & carried by his teammates and ref to the next round #asperusual
CroatiaSpain3 - 0Austria
what does a girl have to do to get a barça player to score
SpainUSA2 - 0Bosnia & Herzegovinacelebrating this usa win like i wasn’t rooting for bosnia the whole time
USABelgium3 - 2Senegal
if i played for senegal i’m walking off the pitch the second the word penalty leaves his mouth #gamesgone
BelgiumEngland2 - 1Congo DR
two gordon assists #leavingherewithsomething
EnglandMexico2 - 0Ecuador
why the ref kinda sexy
MexicoFrance3 - 0Sweden
can someone stop mbappe already i’m so sick of him
France