
Spain1 - 0Argentina

ferran torres i’ve always been extremely fond of you and there are major sexual urges and desires

Spain
France4 - 6England

6-4? have we suddenly started playing tennis?

England
England1 - 2Argentina

oh messi never stop making people mad WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!

Argentina
France0 - 2Spain

france when they have to play a real opponent


Spain
Argentina3 - 1Switzerland

warra goal julian my future culer 🫡

Argentina
Norway1 - 2England

YA ALLAH STRIKE DOWN THIS ENGLISH TEAM

England
Spain2 - 1Belgium

the fact that we have to play france next


Spain
France2 - 0Morocco

the rapist is out of the world cup 😄 his misogynistic rape apologist bff is still in it

Morocco
Switzerland0 - 0Colombia

this could’ve been an email

Switzerland
Argentina3 - 2Egypt

messi is inevitable. if anyone on the egypt nt needs a shoulder to cry on i’m a three hour flight away

Argentina
USA1 - 4Belgium

to my fellow americans if you want to see proper footy by the usa, try watching the uswnt 👍🏼

Belgium
Portugal0 - 1Spain

airport is that way btw 👉🏻

Spain
Mexico2 - 3England

fark the english forever but how wonderful it is to see the signing my club spent all their money on balling out like this

England
Brazil1 - 2Norway

erling haaland how would you like $10/month, a free spotify premium subscription, and sunny catalonia?

Norway
Paraguay0 - 1France

disgusting match won by even more disgusting footballers

Paraguay
Canada0 - 3Morocco

is it that hard for someone to just snap hakimi’s leg in half?

Morocco
Colombia1 - 0Ghana


Colombia
Argentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands



Cape Verde Islands
Australia1 - 1Egypt

subbing on a gk for pens just for him to not save any & making a kid take the decisive pen… what goes on in their minds

Egypt
Switzerland2 - 0Algeria

algeria & austria made sure nobody won their last match to keep iran out just go both get eliminated immediately LOL!

Switzerland
Portugal2 - 1Croatia

ronaldo scoring a penalty then getting hooked & carried by his teammates and ref to the next round #asperusual

Croatia
Spain3 - 0Austria

what does a girl have to do to get a barça player to score

Spain
USA2 - 0Bosnia & Herzegovina

celebrating this usa win like i wasn’t rooting for bosnia the whole time


USA
Belgium3 - 2Senegal

if i played for senegal i’m walking off the pitch the second the word penalty leaves his mouth #gamesgone

Belgium
England2 - 1Congo DR

two gordon assists #leavingherewithsomething

England
Mexico2 - 0Ecuador

why the ref kinda sexy

Mexico
France3 - 0Sweden

can someone stop mbappe already i’m so sick of him


France
Ivory Coast1 - 2Norway


Norway
Netherlands1 - 1Morocco

hakimi miss means more than a trophy

Morocco
Germany1 - 1Paraguay

neuer is the most washed gk i’ve ever seen

Paraguay
Brazil2 - 1Japan

casemiro’s big ass head being useful for once

Brazil
South Africa0 - 1Canada


Canada
Jordan1 - 3Argentina

a fk right outside the box and a penalty… we were robbed of another messi hatty thanks scaloni 👍🏼

Argentina
Algeria3 - 3Austria

fuck both of these teams and fuck donald trump. HAVE FUN IN SUPER HELL

Algeria
Colombia0 - 0Portugal

there are people that genuinely believe this portugal team can win the world cup
Croatia2 - 1Ghana


Croatia
Panama0 - 2England

england deadass play the most boring football ever seen

England
Spain4 - 0Saudi Arabia

can’t believe i was in the middle of the mountains with no service when lamine scored his first wc goal 😭 we are witnessing greatness

Spain
Egypt1 - 1Iran

ya allah please strike down this ref… just so incredibly cruel

Iran
Uruguay0 - 1Spain

ferran you are soooooooooo sexy and you WILL score a goal soon!

Spain
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