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ysumo

@ysumo

this football shit is serious, i’ll beat your ass behind futbol club barcelona

la la land
Created May 2026
Nations League
Portugal2 - 1Norway
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jds
jds@jds
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3d ago

Cancelo every time he gets the ball bc why the fuck not

UEFA Champions League Women
Barcelona W5 - 2Paris W
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jup
jup@jup
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

backline of doom and injuries in the air but nothing can beat this beautiful feeling of joy i feel today

Player of the match
Ewa Pajor
Barcelona W
La Liga
Sevilla1 - 3Barcelona
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mudkipz_101
mudkipz_101@mudkipz_101
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

I’M SUPPOSED TO GO 3 WEEKS WITHOUT BARÇA BALL?????

Player of the match
Raphinha
Barcelona
La Liga
Sevilla1 - 3Barcelona
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davidekitike
davidekitike@davidekitike
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

Well, no matter when you read this, Raphinha has scored two or more goals

Player of the match
Raphinha
Barcelona
1
Champions League
Barcelona5 - 1Feyenoord
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midgetlover
midgetlover@midgetlover
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

Raphinha - G/A and press monster Yamal - Bathed by Messi and has unlocked free kicks Pedri - Spin demon Rodri - Plays better on one leg than two Fermin - Plays with pure hatred in his heart Joan Garcia - Superman Cubarsi - Child labourer Adeyemi - Hated by TLB Gordon - Princess Diana Christensen - Cat Culer Kounde - Kounde Negreria Allegations - So back Grandma...that 6th UCL could be this season.

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Barcelona
8
Champions League
Barcelona5 - 1Feyenoord
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taha
taha@taha
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

apparently raphinha and pedri aren’t top 30 players in the world 😂😂😂

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Barcelona
23
Champions League
Barcelona5 - 1Feyenoord
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lovebarca
lovebarca@lovebarca
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

I LOVE BARÇA I LOVE BARÇA I LOVE BARÇA I LOVE BARÇA I LOVE BARÇA I LOVE BARÇA I LOVE BARÇA I LOVE BARÇA I LOVE BARÇA I LOVE BARÇA I LOVE BARÇA I LOVE BARÇA I LOVE BARÇA I LOVE BARÇA I LOVE BARÇA I LOVE BARÇA I LOVE BARÇA I LOVE BARÇA I LOVE BARÇA I LOVE BARÇA I LOVE BARÇA I LOVE BARÇA I LOVE BARÇA I LOVE BARÇA I LOVE BARÇA I LOVE BARÇA I LOVE BARÇA I LOVE BARÇA I LOVE BARÇA I LOVE BARÇA I LOVE BARÇA I LOVE BARÇA I LOVE BARÇA

Player of the match
Raphinha
Barcelona
1
Champions League
Barcelona5 - 1Feyenoord
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geo
geo@geo
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

As European football finally arrives at the steps of the grand Camp Nou, Barça turn their gaze toward Feyenoord and the thousands of Het Legioen who have travelled alongside her, as the Catalan giants commence their latest venture in pursuit of the coveted prize that has long eluded them since the dusk of their golden age. In which, they hope to replicate the same overwhelming prowess they have displayed against their fellow league competitors. Where Barça aggressively suffocated opponents beneath relentless pressing, blistering pace, and intense positional fluidity. Combined with an attacking ferocity that allowed them to blitz their way toward victory through the sheer abundance of quality harboured within a frontline that only a precious few could rival. Yet, Feyenoord will serve as Barça's first true test of the campaign and, perhaps, a first glimpse into what awaits them throughout the long and arduous season ahead. One in which history, curiously enough, may once again favour the Catalans. For it was over half a century ago when these two sides first crossed paths in the 1974/75 European Cup. After a stubborn stalemate in Rotterdam, it was the great Carles Rexach, whom many may know as the Barça legend who famously signed La Pulga on that timeless napkin, who propelled the Blaugranas toward victory at the Camp Nou with an iconic hat-trick. Years later, the influence of the great Johan Cruijff would once again reach across generations through a young and brilliant Dutch midfielder rising through the ranks of Feyenoord, whose immense promise eventually carried him from Rotterdam to North London before finally arriving in Barcelona. Where he would carve his own name into Barça's history. And now, after having long since hung up his boots and channelled his footballing wisdom into an admirable managerial career, that same midfielder has returned to take command of his boyhood club. Where, in his second stint at the helm, Giovanni van Bronckhorst....

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Barcelona
17
World Cup
England1 - 2Argentina
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josh.b
josh.b@josh.b
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★15 Jul 2026

MESSI OH MY GOD MY GOAT!! WE REALLY GOT A MESSI V LAMINE FINAL 🥹🔥🔥

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
6
World Cup
Argentina3 - 2Egypt
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theolovesvilla
theolovesvilla@theolovesvilla
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★7 Jul 2026

Argentina just gave us hatewatching the Maradona treatment..... Once again, Messi is inevitable.

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
World Cup
Portugal5 - 0Uzbekistan
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carbonfiverr
carbonfiverr@carbonfiverr
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★23 Jun 2026

Unsuccessful hatewatch, still gotta rate it properly though. I don’t really know where this all came from, i know Uzbekistan are usually very good defensively but they absolutely threw it away here. I suppose it has to do with Cannavaro replacing their previous manager despite him qualifying Uzbekistan for the world cup. He pretty much plays the same way but i think for the players its also strange to kick the manager out who was successful for a Serie B reject, like hes not even asked to manage clubs anymore in the second italian division lmao (Italian football fact). Ronaldo with two goals but i will decide to say nothing about it because i have very strong opinions towards him and i do not respect him as a person. My morals cant accept it. I am interested to see how Martinez will make this Portugal team play for the upcoming games, definitely could lead to issues when they play a bigger side. They played pretty good this game but end of the day its still ‘only’ Uzbekistan and you have to take it with a grain of salt. Nuno Mendes played better than lest game as well, midfield felt a lot better in general which helped the whole team. Ill give MOTM to Mendes mostly because i dont want to give it to Ronaldo for personal reasons, and besides those two goals he didnt really do much of worth at all.

Player of the match
Nuno Mendes
Portugal
4
World Cup
Argentina2 - 0Austria
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olivia
olivia@olivia
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★22 Jun 2026

messi brace today means at least fifteen ronaldo 40 yard attempts tomorrow

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
13
World Cup
Spain4 - 0Saudi Arabia
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taha
taha@taha
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★21 Jun 2026

LAMINE YAMAL NASRAOUI EBANA YOU HAVE ROCKED MY WORLD ONCE MORE ❤️

Player of the match
Mikel Oyarzabal
Spain
World Cup
Netherlands5 - 1Sweden
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taha
taha@taha
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★20 Jun 2026

Gakpo when it’s time for international football

Player of the match
Cody Gakpo
Netherlands
1
World Cup
USA2 - 0Australia
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taha
taha@taha
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★19 Jun 2026

spent the entire 90 minutes reading chat and seeing pure music knowledge but congrats to the USA i guess

Player of the match
Alexander Freeman
USA
World Cup
Spain0 - 0Cape Verde Islands
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olivia
olivia@olivia
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★15 Jun 2026

vozinha pre-match search history leaked

Player of the match
Vózinha
Cape Verde Islands
21