bookd.
Man City1 - 1Inter
FIRST
Man City
Panama0 - 1Croatia
decent 1-0 match. lol @ that gvardiol inverted left back shift. perisic completing dribbles at 50 years old???? 😭 having 1 at the top doesn’t work for most teams at this world cup, i say in retrospect.
Croatia
Netherlands1 - 1Morocco
man can these moroccans just push and push and push. koeman is a coward.
Morocco
Spain1 - 0Argentina
i am about to get more annoying about rodri than anyone ever thought possible
Spain
France4 - 6England?????????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
England
Scotland0 - 1Moroccocrying at the fan who threw a chicken tender at el khannouss. pep guardiola spotted🥹. bono reminds me of roddy from flushed away.
Morocco
Belgium0 - 0Iran
belgium are completely impotent
IranBelgium0 - 0Iranfirst mistake was trying to involve lukaku in tiki taka and combination plays. let’s just stick to striking big man.
Iran
Germany2 - 1Ivory Coast
ivory coast running triangles around germany 😭😭😭😭 this is the most i’ve seen these guys turn up this whole tournament but they’re so lucky that ivory coast centre backs are a bunch of bricklayers.
Germany
Norway1 - 4Franceshould have been 7-1. the frenchmen have some questionable decision making skills. mbappe hooked and stinker 😭😭😭😭 norway clocked that they have no midfield and had a better second half for it
FranceEngland1 - 2Argentinai can’t believe thomas tuchel almost made me a believer after that night at the azteca. off you pop, you bald fraud 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
ArgentinaFrance0 - 2Spainno midfield, no communication, dead reaction times, bad passes, L decision making, general tactical disasterclass, can’t keep possession, 0 spacial awareness, 0 football IQ amongst the entire squad…..france have been #exposed. ref somehow made every call questionable. proper football.
Spain
Algeria3 - 3Austria
incredible scenes post-second half hydration break. at first, both teams afraid to commit to anything because they can’t tell at all what the other team is thinking. austria decides they’re happy to let algeria keep the possession, and algeria passes the ball around for a couple of minutes before they lowkey decide that they’re going to do some backstabbing. more passing, lulling austria into a false sense of security. ait nouri sends a warning. austria unmoved, algeria go back to passing between their back four. they must be at least 50 passes deep before they send that ball through the line. all 11 austrian men caught completely flat footed 😭😭😭😭 they’ve been knocked out, yet they come back with an insane header to bring themselves back. no words. 😭😭😭😭😭
AlgeriaPanama0 - 2Englandmany problems with this english side. we should drop all of our wingers and clone jude twice to fill the gaps. also this quansah red card foreshadowing is dark.
EnglandNorway1 - 2Englandharry kane trump cursed himself 💀💀💀💀💀
EnglandArgentina3 - 1Switzerland
argentina games exist just so i can be ragebaited on twitter by guys who don’t know what they’re talking about 😔
ArgentinaArgentina3 - 1Switzerlandyet another team with a shit coach and shit tactics and shit mentality who will be coddled and babied so people can push their rigged for argentina agendas 😭 my advice? just don’t suck when it matters
Argentina
Paraguay0 - 1Francei can respect the paraguay shithousery to a certain extent but how did they get away with no cards for that long
FranceParaguay0 - 1Francewhat exactly seperates this french performance from spain vs cabo verde
FranceArgentina3 - 2Egypt
what nobody wants to admit is that egypt were falling apart completely by the 80th minute. played out of their depth from the start and then found themselves to be the victims of the most terrible coaching ever. even if it was 3-3, they would have been blitzed during extra time. shoutout to omar marmoush for being argentina’s 12th man 💀
ArgentinaSpain2 - 1BelgiumRODRIIIIII PREVAILS!!! my winger mogs your winger sorry. meanwhile courtois and lammens:
Spain
Canada0 - 3Moroccomorocco attack vs canada attack
MoroccoCanada0 - 3Moroccoour L decision making in the final third strikes again 🥀🥀🥀 no clue how morocco let us get away with playing like that for an entire half
MoroccoFrance2 - 0Moroccombappe stutter pen. bono masterclass. olise masterclass. upamechanic, thank you for the entertainment. dembouz wants that ballon d’or so bad, but it’s not happening on my watch. morocco went out sad 💀 hakimi can start packing for prison
France
Brazil1 - 2Norwayasked oh dear god to let go of the ball
NorwayBrazil1 - 2Norwayshame about endrick, i liked him better than lamine this world cup. a little more experience and he’ll be good.
NorwayBrazil1 - 2Norwaythey all thought he wouldn’t be a danger outside of the box 😭😭😭😭 this is the punisher
Norway
USA1 - 4Belgiummen vs boys. light work for the belgians. extremely embarrassing way to lose for the yew ess of aye.
Belgium
Portugal0 - 1Spainfitting end for portugal. this is for CROATIA.
SpainPortugal0 - 1Spaingame could have been an email. that bernardo cameo is just about the saddest thing i’ve ever seen.
Spain
Mexico2 - 3Englandgenuinely don’t have any words. voice gone like harry kane 😭😭😭😭
EnglandBrazil2 - 1Japan
zion suzuki STRETCHHHH. crazy that every player that made a mistake leading up to the first goal redeemed themselves. brazil forcing me to choose between the likes of gabriel, martinelli and casemiro for MOTM, for that they’ll always have a hater in me.
BrazilArgentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands
ArgentinaArgentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islandscountry so small they all have the same last names 😭😭😭😭😭 going bar for bar with messi and friends 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
ArgentinaArgentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islandsbeautiful football on my screen 😭😭😭😭😭hang it in the fucking louvre. it was like watching chess, both these sides are so disciplined. vozinha dummies, emi martinez going bar for bar, all 5 goals being hall of famers, nico gonzalez didn’t piss me off, pina masterclass, messi masterclass. what more could you ask for.
Argentina
Australia1 - 1Egyptnot giving beach a chance at pens after the performance he put up this campaign was criminal. then, shockingly, they follow this egregious decision up by letting a 19 year old take what was arguably the decisive pen in the shootout. unreal. but then again i knew this team was cooked administratively (tactically) about 30 seconds into the match against the USMNT.
EgyptAustralia1 - 1EgyptIT WORKED 😭😭😭😭😭
EgyptSwitzerland2 - 0Algeriaso much space 😭😭😭 algeria what are we doing man. ibrahim maza….i’ll miss your pretty face on my screen 💔
SwitzerlandPortugal2 - 1CroatiaHIGHWAY ROBBERY, but the vibes in toronto have never been better. mateo kovacic i will tell my kids about you.
CroatiaSpain3 - 0Austriahate to give this guy his 10s
Spain